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bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

Stenhouse? Nah. It's Ricky Roundhouse now.

Ozz81 posted:

Wish it was this way in the US, but then again we have unmarked cars with dark tint that resemble the same dark-tint street cars that get pulled over routinely because cops have a hard-on for hassling people. I had a cop pull me over for a dead tail light on my way home about a month ago while he ignored other people around me who were tailgating, obstructing traffic lanes like dumb assholes, and a guy that blatantly ran a red light in the lane next to me.

Yep, love those priorities, along with cops getting pissy when someone knows their rights and dares to ask why they were pulled over, or if they're being charged/arrested for any reason. gently caress rear end in a top hat cops like that, my taxes pay your ridiculous, overblown donut-scarfing, coffee addicted lazy rear end salary, maybe you should do your loving jobs instead of only patrolling around holidays when it's convenient for your "non-existent" ticket quotas.

So you drew the short straw. Should the cop ignore you with the dead tail light and pull over the car tailgating so that guy can complain about people with broken tail lights driving around while he gets hosed with for following too close?

I get that cops profile lovely cars, or cars with tinted windows, or MODZ but if you actually have something wrong with your car you can't really complain that much. I have been pulled over many times where I grew up for a "lane violation" because I was a young kid driving a crappy car at night which to a cop basically means I'm up to something. Many times I've gotten satisfaction from the disgruntled cops face because I had nothing wrong with my car and wasn't actually doing anything wrong. If you've got a light out or are speeding or whatever and you know you drive a car that is going to get profiled I don't see how you can complain like that.

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Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

I wish more people would get pulled over for having things like headlights or tail lights out or otherwise dysfunctional or illegally modified lighting/marker systems. It's all too common that I see cars with brake lights that don't work at all, center mount tail lights out, horribly misadjusted headlights, HID bulbs in non-HID housings, blacked out tail lights that hardly illuminate, etc. That stuff is absolutely all legitimate safety concerns, and it is your lawful duty as a motor vehicle operator to ensure all of that stuff is in proper working order for the sake of yourself and everyone else on the road. Way too many people just shirk off all that stuff as "whatever, not my problem".

I legitimately wish we had real safety inspections (all lights must work, headlight alignment, brakes, tires, all mirrors in one piece, good glass visibility, etc.) every couple of years for registration renewals, there are way too many hosed up cars owned by lazy assholes on the road.

Guinness fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Apr 27, 2016

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Last night I was stopped in traffic and oncoming there was a line of six cars that all had their left headlight out.

cephalopods
Aug 11, 2013

88h88 posted:

Can you go from R to D whilst moving backwards at more than 10mph? Likewise D to R? I'm interested to know if there's actually any systems in place to stop this happening.

The second is impossible because there's a brake lockout to prevent shifting into reverse; the first is not something I've tried exactly, although neutral is between reverse and drive and I know you can freely go back and forth between N and D at any (forward) speed/rpm.
I don't think I'm curious enough to try it in reverse.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Enough cop and shifter lock talk!

http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/cars-for-sale/mazda/miata/1750580.html?refer=home

quote:

1990 Miata with a 1997 BMW Z3 body kit including BMW 4 lug wheels. Engine is a 3.1 L GMC V6 motor, bored, stroke, balanced and blue printed...Eagle cam; New Edelbrock intake; New Holley Carburator; Camaro 5 speed transmission (completely rebuilt); Custom 5 speed shifter; 4.10 positraction rear end from Mazda RX7

No words. They should have sent a poet. Who also would be vomiting in his mouth right now.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Memento posted:

Enough cop and shifter lock talk!

http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/cars-for-sale/mazda/miata/1750580.html?refer=home


No words. They should have sent a poet. Who also would be vomiting in his mouth right now.

Couldn't you just buy a decent Miata AND a decent Z3 for that price?

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

It cuts off right at the best part. :(

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Pham Nuwen posted:

Couldn't you just buy a decent Miata AND a decent Z3 for that price?

You could buy a good condition M-Z3 and lovely Miata, but at that point, why bother with the Miata at all?

And seriously why put an American, carbureted truck engine inside of a modern Japanese roadster that you're trying to pass off as a modern German sports car? 3 series engines and transmissions are not hard to find and would help sell the appearance of that monstrosity you spent waaaaaay too much money to build

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

It kind of made sense in that twisted moron way until I got to the engine. Who the gently caress punches out and cams a 3.1? Like...why? If you're willing to accept that level of difficulty why not, at the very barest and least, get a 3.8?

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
It is an abomination upon the lord

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

Seriously, a 3.1? That has to be a T5 out of a Camaro, then, for that bellhousing pattern to work. For that money, you could have a Z3, a Miata, and like 8 cars to pull a 3.1 from.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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8ender posted:

It is an abomination upon the lord

Hello new thread title

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull

Memento posted:

Enough cop and shifter lock talk!

http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/cars-for-sale/mazda/miata/1750580.html?refer=home


No words. They should have sent a poet. Who also would be vomiting in his mouth right now.

I can a little bit get the bodywork - say, you want a good roadster but are really insecure. It's idiotic but hey. But the V6...?

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


mekilljoydammit posted:

I can a little bit get the bodywork - say, you want a good roadster but are really insecure. It's idiotic but hey. But the V6...?

Well, now that you've established that he's an idiot, it's not really that big a stretch.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
None of you seem to understand why people put poo poo engines into cars. It's because they have that engine sitting around, possibly removed to make room for a bigger and better engine. Nobody ordered a built 3.1 out of the crate engine catalog, the clunker was sitting in the corner of the shop for the last 5 years.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Other than the panel gaps, the body work is pretty convincing..... right up until the rear fender.

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull

Linedance posted:

Well, now that you've established that he's an idiot, it's not really that big a stretch.

Well, the "ohnoes it's a Miata, people will think I like it in the butt" is a sorta known, well trodden idiocy. That V6 though, that's breaking new ground in idiocy.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


mekilljoydammit posted:

Well, the "ohnoes it's a Miata, people will think I like it in the butt" is a sorta known, well trodden idiocy. That V6 though, that's breaking new ground in idiocy.

If he thinks making it look like a z3 will get him around the hairdresser stigma, I don't know what to say other than can he do a slicked back undercut, and what sort of product should I use?

delpheye
Jun 18, 2004

I'm gonna fuck me a moon man!

Alighieri posted:

Met a guy who was an rear end in a top hat when I was in high school with him. Turns out he is now an overweight cop for a small suburb in Dallas and he informed me he loves to pull over minorities just to gently caress with them, so this all checks out.

I'm not a minority but based on a lifetime of experience living in DFW, this is the norm.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006
:rice:

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."



Its okay, if its in a three way.
With a honey in the middle
there's some leeway

Siochain fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 28, 2016

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Go fast stickers spotted.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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That's a strange looking mustang.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Slavvy posted:

It kind of made sense in that twisted moron way until I got to the engine. Who the gently caress punches out and cams a 3.1? Like...why? If you're willing to accept that level of difficulty why not, at the very barest and least, get a 3.8?

Yeah seriously, a 3800sc from some crapcan at the junkyard is under 500 bucks all-in.

What a loose wet sack of mismatched turds that "custom car" is.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

kastein posted:

Yeah seriously, a 3800sc from some crapcan at the junkyard is under 500 bucks all-in.

What a loose wet sack of mismatched turds that "custom car" is.

Because he got an S-10 from his Grandpa who fought in WW2 and to honor his memory, he destroyed a classic car and further mauled a twisted hybrid of Axis roadsters. That's literally the only explanation that I can imagine

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Mother, what is that civic doing to that SUV

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Code Jockey posted:

Mother, what is that civic doing to that SUV

Son, it's how Fiat's are made. You are witnessing the miracle of life.

FuzzKill
Apr 1, 2005

Snuff the punk.

kastein posted:

Yeah seriously, a 3800sc from some crapcan at the junkyard is under 500 bucks all-in.

What a loose wet sack of mismatched turds that "custom car" is.

Fuel injection is hard guys, let me just get a HOLLEY and be done with it!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009





Scary cat

roar

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
2nd Dumbest Vehicle Ever Made - Introducing Stupid Truck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hhIQlA9CzE

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Lime Tonics posted:

2nd Dumbest Vehicle Ever Made - Introducing Stupid Truck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hhIQlA9CzE

Amazing.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Powershift posted:



Scary cat

roar

Oh my god

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


raor


There are three cat heads progressively larger and less threatening, my brain is gridlocked.




The middle one looks like a german shephard ohgod

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

That jaguar looks high

on chromosomes

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Powershift posted:



Scary cat

roar

Let's be honest here, the actual Jaguar emblem at times has been equally as lovely if not far worse.


KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


88h88 posted:

Let's be honest here, the actual Jaguar emblem at times has been equally as lovely if not far worse.




Considering the questionable build quality and reliability, I think that one is actually very appropriate.

Alighieri
Dec 10, 2005


:dukedog:

Lime Tonics posted:

2nd Dumbest Vehicle Ever Made - Introducing Stupid Truck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hhIQlA9CzE

Dallas has a few of these floating around sans overwatch wrap. Saw one stall out in the left turn lane the other day, probably due to the guys micro penis not allowing him to drive it.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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88h88 posted:

Let's be honest here, the actual Jaguar emblem at times has been equally as lovely if not far worse.




I feel like it's attempting to apologize to me.

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Bass Ackwards
Nov 14, 2003

Anything can be used as a hammer if you try hard enough.

KozmoNaut posted:

Considering the questionable build quality and reliability, I think that one is actually very appropriate.

Lucas the Jaguar.

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