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Lol goons GOONS! Am I right? Jesus....goons
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Alaois posted:and having a 6-year old SA account just screams "slays the pussy"
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I'm asexual thanks
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oldpainless posted:I'm asexual thanks All goons are. I've been here so long I've divided into eight of me.
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Soviet Commubot posted:When my niece was in elementary school she had to do the Michigan pledge, which I had never heard of before and when she moved to Texas in middle school they did the Texas pledge there too. Bretagne is pretty loving weird with all their pent up independent spirit though, usually anthems are only an international thing as others have pointed out.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:All goons are. I think I missed that tutorial thread.
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RFC2324 posted:"I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow, and to the Republicans for which they scam, one nacho, underpants, invisible, with licorice and jugs of wine for owls." Bad rear end, good to know I wasn't the only one who did this. "life Is Hell" was a huge source of dark entertainment when I was a kid. I still say this version every time I have to recite the pledge of allegiance.
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Gridlocked posted:Can someone please explain what it is supposed to be to me? Because from my point of view it's some overly patriotic speech intended to tell children/everyone that you're super pumped on America and that it's one sentence away from signing your soul away. Ideally? Integration. It was written during the great wave of immigration in the last two decades of the 1800s, so it's supposed to get kids thinking of themselves as Americans first. (less ideally, it was part of a plan to sell flags to schools) Byzantine has a new favorite as of 02:13 on Apr 28, 2016 |
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Totally digging the thread title change good job
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13Pandora13 posted:Except they wouldn't write up the detention for refusing to stand, they would write it for "being disruptive in the classroom." I see you also went to school in hell.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 02:25 |
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Can we just merge all of these threads into a single "PYF Awkward Internet Bullshit"
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subpar anachronism posted:Having a hard time telling whether dad's getting senile in his old age or just growing increasingly paranoid while being gullible as gently caress. I guess there's no real effective difference. "Senile" they might some day develop a treatment for.
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E: Aw jeez
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goose fleet posted:Can we just merge all of these threads into a single "PYF Awkward Internet Bullshit" No, because there's too many posts between all the threads to have any sort of cohesion of thought. Also, not everyone wants to follow each thread. I don't follow the AUG thread because I can just look in a mirror if I want that, and I don't follow anti-food porn because I have enough issues with food. Frankly I find it juvenile and mealy mouthed of the mods to do that. "Wah, I don't like these threads so I'm going to poo poo them up." Regular posters get probation for that poo poo.
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 02:54 |
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goose fleet posted:Can we just merge all of these threads into a single "PYF Awkward Internet Bullshit" WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT
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EmmyOk posted:Didn't it only show up in schools fairly recently too? Or was that the God reference on dollars? I was pretty that the "under God" was added in the fifties to set us apart from them godless commies. No clue when the pledge started in schools, but I think it was pre wwII, since, iirc, they used to have people hold their arm out in the same manner that the nazis did when heiling. Edit: beaten.
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Well, we could just poo poo these up so terribly that we have to start all over again. Too bad I've been collecting some fun stuff for AUG. oh well.
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Picnic Princess posted:In Canada in the 80s, at least where I was they would play O Canada and God Save the Queen over the intercom for us to sing along to. I remember a couple of years when we also had to recite the Lord's Prayer. It was very boring and tedious as a kid in Grade 1. Just out of curiosity, how many years were you in Grade 1?
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Just out of curiosity, how many years were you in Grade 1? All of them.
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French President François Hollande vowed that the “fight will be merciless” against the Muslim terrorists. President Hollande pledged that the retaliation would be “pitiless.” Fair enough. I know how that promise can be kept in full; I’ve even seen the successful results when it was used against Marxist insurgents in Latin America. The institutions of the state are what caused the problem of Islamic immigration in the first place. No matter how many murders the refugees might commit, you are never going to hear politicians admit that they made a mistake. Only an entity completely outside the system will be ruthless enough to correct things. Government cannot fix things; only armed vigilantes can put an end to this. The legal establishment is absolutely ineffective; only an extrajudicial movement will be able to alter the social dynamics. Only individual citizens acting independently can put a stop against Islamic terrorism. Only a civilian militia can act with enough flexibility to destroy these Muslim invaders. The only means of striking against the Islamists will be through paramilitary death squads. The only manner that Islamic infiltration can be stopped is with right-wing death squads. These Islamic attacks are going to continue. Whenever you hear of another Muslim massacre anywhere in the world, there is one thing that you must always do. Buy guns. If you don’t own a handgun, buy a weapon immediately. If you already own a firearm, purchase another. If you are fortunately enough to own an arsenal, then buy more ammunition. You can never have enough ammo. You will need to defend yourself soon enough. If the Muslims are going to execute hostages one-by-one, then you need to carry a weapon everywhere. You never know when immigrants might try to assault you. If there are Muslims in the neighborhood, then you are going to want to carry a gun with you whenever you leave home. The humanitarians are always going to tell you that Muslims are peaceful, no matter how many atrocities they commit in the name of Mohammad. You are going to need a death squad to protect yourself against the “religion of peace.”
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I'm going to need an atrocity count committed by all groups in order to come to any sort of reasonable conclusion.
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Corn Pops are poo poo Tier? Whaaaaaat?
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Technically speaking all food ends up poo poo tier
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Fruit Loops don't belong on poo poo Tier.
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Leavemywife posted:Fruit Loops don't belong on poo poo Tier. I was just about to say "good, Fruit Loops are poo poo tier."
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Krispy Kareem posted:Make Germany Great Again.
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:I was just about to say "good, Fruit Loops are poo poo tier." I feel that you and I are very different people.
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i dont know why even bother since millennials are supposed to not be able to even handle cereal E: no these are really news items https://www.google.com/search?q=millennials+ruin+cereal&oq=millennials+ruin+cereal&aqs=chrome..69i57.3033j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:07 |
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Would it really have been so difficult to translate the phrase properly?
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Lareine posted:Corn Pops are poo poo Tier? Whaaaaaat? Also note that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a cereal by General Mills, whose products can be found in all categories including poo poo Tier.
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A futile effort. You cannot create a food tier list that someone won't have words against.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i dont know why even bother since millennials are supposed to not be able to even handle cereal How is it lazy to not want cereal if you have to do so much poo poo that you just want your breakfast to be over as soon as possible. Also cereal sucks and is the product of a lunatic who was trying to craft a food which would make people not want to have sex anymore while he had yogurt squirted into his rear end every morning.
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Aesop Poprock posted:They used to do the Bellamy salute or nazi salute to the flag in schools before the whole nazi thing became an issue so it's been going on at least pre WW2
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Busket Posket posted:WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT What hell is this? My bookmarks are now hosed, and i don't know what thread this is.
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Cleretic posted:That's because the Break Evolution isn't that different from the rest of the game's mechanics; you play it how you'd play any other evolution, except for the rules it states in a small box in the corner. If you have any other questions about them they're now in the central rules, but they leave those details off the card itself largely because it works like how you'd assume it does. This is the gooniest loving thing, but recently-ish Konami did a massive revamp of their card text syntax that works perfectly and is super-consistent as long as you know what semicolons are.
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Ularg posted:
I love these things, and the conspiracy theories because they are so loving stupid. Ousting Saddam and all the poo poo that followed was a terrible plan and didn't serve the interests of this Illuminati at all. "Saddam wants to use the Euro? Better spend trillions to kill him and gently caress up the region to boot. That'll fix everything!" And chemtrails would be once of the least effective delivery methods for anything they are supposed to be delivering.
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bulletsponge13 posted:I love these things, and the conspiracy theories because they are so loving stupid. Ousting Saddam and all the poo poo that followed was a terrible plan and didn't serve the interests of this Illuminati at all. "Saddam wants to use the Euro? Better spend trillions to kill him and gently caress up the region to boot. That'll fix everything!" I'd go by the water supply, honestly. Something simple like fluoride.
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Kontradaz posted:Ten bucks dude hasn't seen the woman for like 5 years but pines after her FB profile. #goons Realposting because why not: It's been like 15+ years, actually. We were tech school sweethearts in the USAF who broke it off when we graduated and got sent to our respective duty stations, and recently reconnected on FB through mutual acquaintances. She shared another thing wringing her hands about the bathrooms in Target. She'd have to be way hotter and closer for me to overlook her odious social media presence.
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RFC2324 posted:What hell is this? My bookmarks are now hosed, and i don't know what thread this is. awkward ugly & gross idiots on social medias' anti-food porn that didn't happen schad
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