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RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Lol goons GOONS! Am I right? Jesus....goons

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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Alaois posted:

and having a 6-year old SA account just screams "slays the pussy"

:ohdear:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

oldpainless posted:

I'm asexual thanks

All goons are.

I've been here so long I've divided into eight of me.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Soviet Commubot posted:

When my niece was in elementary school she had to do the Michigan pledge, which I had never heard of before and when she moved to Texas in middle school they did the Texas pledge there too.

I know they sing the Breton national anthem at most if not all games at the stadium here in Rennes, I have no idea if they do it in other stadiums in Brittany. Two Breton teams played in the Coupe de France finals a couple of times over the last few years and they did the Breton anthem in the national stadium in Paris. It made far-right wing people mad, which is pretty cool.

Bretagne is pretty loving weird with all their pent up independent spirit though, usually anthems are only an international thing as others have pointed out.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

ToxicSlurpee posted:

All goons are.

I've been here so long I've divided into eight of me.

I think I missed that tutorial thread.

Reubenesque Sandwich
Aug 1, 2006
Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.
Fun Shoe

RFC2324 posted:

"I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow, and to the Republicans for which they scam, one nacho, underpants, invisible, with licorice and jugs of wine for owls."

No one ever said anything, so I assume no one noticed.

Bad rear end, good to know I wasn't the only one who did this. "life Is Hell" was a huge source of dark entertainment when I was a kid. I still say this version every time I have to recite the pledge of allegiance.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Gridlocked posted:

Can someone please explain what it is supposed to be to me? Because from my point of view it's some overly patriotic speech intended to tell children/everyone that you're super pumped on America and that it's one sentence away from signing your soul away.

Ideally? Integration. It was written during the great wave of immigration in the last two decades of the 1800s, so it's supposed to get kids thinking of themselves as Americans first.

(less ideally, it was part of a plan to sell flags to schools)

Byzantine has a new favorite as of 02:13 on Apr 28, 2016

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Totally digging the thread title change good job

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

13Pandora13 posted:

Except they wouldn't write up the detention for refusing to stand, they would write it for "being disruptive in the classroom."

It's like how Georgia got around the supreme court telling they they couldn't have a moment of prayer in the morning so they changed it to "a moment of quite reflection." We were all still expected to sit silently with our heads bowed regardless of what they called it.

I see you also went to school in hell. :ocelot:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Can we just merge all of these threads into a single "PYF Awkward Internet Bullshit"

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

subpar anachronism posted:

Having a hard time telling whether dad's getting senile in his old age or just growing increasingly paranoid while being gullible as gently caress. I guess there's no real effective difference.

"Senile" they might some day develop a treatment for.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


E: Aw jeez

Jonas Albrecht has a new favorite as of 03:18 on Apr 28, 2016

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

goose fleet posted:

Can we just merge all of these threads into a single "PYF Awkward Internet Bullshit"

No, because there's too many posts between all the threads to have any sort of cohesion of thought. Also, not everyone wants to follow each thread. I don't follow the AUG thread because I can just look in a mirror if I want that, and I don't follow anti-food porn because I have enough issues with food.

Frankly I find it juvenile and mealy mouthed of the mods to do that. "Wah, I don't like these threads so I'm going to poo poo them up." Regular posters get probation for that poo poo.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

goose fleet posted:

Can we just merge all of these threads into a single "PYF Awkward Internet Bullshit"

WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

EmmyOk posted:

Didn't it only show up in schools fairly recently too? Or was that the God reference on dollars?

I was pretty that the "under God" was added in the fifties to set us apart from them godless commies. No clue when the pledge started in schools, but I think it was pre wwII, since, iirc, they used to have people hold their arm out in the same manner that the nazis did when heiling.

Edit: beaten.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
Well, we could just poo poo these up so terribly that we have to start all over again. Too bad I've been collecting some fun stuff for AUG. oh well.

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Picnic Princess posted:

In Canada in the 80s, at least where I was they would play O Canada and God Save the Queen over the intercom for us to sing along to. I remember a couple of years when we also had to recite the Lord's Prayer. It was very boring and tedious as a kid in Grade 1.

Just out of curiosity, how many years were you in Grade 1?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Lucid Nonsense posted:

Just out of curiosity, how many years were you in Grade 1?

All of them.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

French President François Hollande vowed that the “fight will be merciless” against the Muslim terrorists. President Hollande pledged that the retaliation would be “pitiless.” Fair enough. I know how that promise can be kept in full; I’ve even seen the successful results when it was used against Marxist insurgents in Latin America.

The institutions of the state are what caused the problem of Islamic immigration in the first place. No matter how many murders the refugees might commit, you are never going to hear politicians admit that they made a mistake. Only an entity completely outside the system will be ruthless enough to correct things. Government cannot fix things; only armed vigilantes can put an end to this. The legal establishment is absolutely ineffective; only an extrajudicial movement will be able to alter the social dynamics.

Only individual citizens acting independently can put a stop against Islamic terrorism. Only a civilian militia can act with enough flexibility to destroy these Muslim invaders. The only means of striking against the Islamists will be through paramilitary death squads. The only manner that Islamic infiltration can be stopped is with right-wing death squads.

These Islamic attacks are going to continue. Whenever you hear of another Muslim massacre anywhere in the world, there is one thing that you must always do. Buy guns. If you don’t own a handgun, buy a weapon immediately. If you already own a firearm, purchase another. If you are fortunately enough to own an arsenal, then buy more ammunition. You can never have enough ammo. You will need to defend yourself soon enough.

If the Muslims are going to execute hostages one-by-one, then you need to carry a weapon everywhere. You never know when immigrants might try to assault you. If there are Muslims in the neighborhood, then you are going to want to carry a gun with you whenever you leave home.

The humanitarians are always going to tell you that Muslims are peaceful, no matter how many atrocities they commit in the name of Mohammad. You are going to need a death squad to protect yourself against the “religion of peace.”

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm going to need an atrocity count committed by all groups in order to come to any sort of reasonable conclusion.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN

Corn Pops are poo poo Tier? Whaaaaaat?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Technically speaking all food ends up poo poo tier

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Fruit Loops don't belong on poo poo Tier.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

Leavemywife posted:

Fruit Loops don't belong on poo poo Tier.

I was just about to say "good, Fruit Loops are poo poo tier."

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Krispy Kareem posted:

Make Germany Great Again.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

I was just about to say "good, Fruit Loops are poo poo tier."

I feel that you and I are very different people.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



i dont know why even bother since millennials are supposed to not be able to even handle cereal

E: no these are really news items https://www.google.com/search?q=millennials+ruin+cereal&oq=millennials+ruin+cereal&aqs=chrome..69i57.3033j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Would it really have been so difficult to translate the phrase properly?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Lareine posted:

Corn Pops are poo poo Tier? Whaaaaaat?

Also note that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a cereal by General Mills, whose products can be found in all categories including poo poo Tier.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





A futile effort. You cannot create a food tier list that someone won't have words against.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

The Saddest Rhino posted:

i dont know why even bother since millennials are supposed to not be able to even handle cereal

E: no these are really news items https://www.google.com/search?q=millennials+ruin+cereal&oq=millennials+ruin+cereal&aqs=chrome..69i57.3033j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

How is it lazy to not want cereal if you have to do so much poo poo that you just want your breakfast to be over as soon as possible. Also cereal sucks and is the product of a lunatic who was trying to craft a food which would make people not want to have sex anymore while he had yogurt squirted into his rear end every morning.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Aesop Poprock posted:

They used to do the Bellamy salute or nazi salute to the flag in schools before the whole nazi thing became an issue so it's been going on at least pre WW2


This is how my (very old) preschool teacher taught us all how to do the pledge. It got me some awkward looks when I switched schools for kindergarden.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Busket Posket posted:

WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT



What hell is this? My bookmarks are now hosed, and i don't know what thread this is.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Cleretic posted:

That's because the Break Evolution isn't that different from the rest of the game's mechanics; you play it how you'd play any other evolution, except for the rules it states in a small box in the corner. If you have any other questions about them they're now in the central rules, but they leave those details off the card itself largely because it works like how you'd assume it does.

The Toon takes six lines to describe how it works because it doesn't work at all like how you'd assume given the rest of the game. It's got a bunch of confusing bullshit to work through that would've been really nice to see them consolidate in a place that can take up more space than one quarter of a playing card, but they didn't do that.

I had the starter deck the Toon cards came from, by the way. Not only were they borderline-useless as a focus because they were so situational and risky, that wasn't even the longest description from that deck. Not only is there a description that's seven lines long, it forgets to mention a crucial rule to how the card is played (that, thankfully, is in the rulebook as I recall).

I'm sorry for the derail, but I kinda like ripping on Yu-Gi-Oh. It's the stupidest loving game, but I loved it as a kid, and I'd probably eat it right back up again if I could get into a version that's borderline-comprehensible and not terrible.

This is the gooniest loving thing, but recently-ish Konami did a massive revamp of their card text syntax that works perfectly and is super-consistent as long as you know what semicolons are.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Ularg posted:



Wh... what?

I love these things, and the conspiracy theories because they are so loving stupid. Ousting Saddam and all the poo poo that followed was a terrible plan and didn't serve the interests of this Illuminati at all. "Saddam wants to use the Euro? Better spend trillions to kill him and gently caress up the region to boot. That'll fix everything!"

And chemtrails would be once of the least effective delivery methods for anything they are supposed to be delivering.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

bulletsponge13 posted:

I love these things, and the conspiracy theories because they are so loving stupid. Ousting Saddam and all the poo poo that followed was a terrible plan and didn't serve the interests of this Illuminati at all. "Saddam wants to use the Euro? Better spend trillions to kill him and gently caress up the region to boot. That'll fix everything!"

And chemtrails would be once of the least effective delivery methods for anything they are supposed to be delivering.

I'd go by the water supply, honestly. Something simple like fluoride.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Kontradaz posted:

Ten bucks dude hasn't seen the woman for like 5 years but pines after her FB profile. #goons

Realposting because why not: It's been like 15+ years, actually. We were tech school sweethearts in the USAF who broke it off when we graduated and got sent to our respective duty stations, and recently reconnected on FB through mutual acquaintances. :shrug:

She shared another thing wringing her hands about the bathrooms in Target. She'd have to be way hotter and closer for me to overlook her odious social media presence.
:goonsay:

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

RFC2324 posted:

What hell is this? My bookmarks are now hosed, and i don't know what thread this is.

awkward ugly & gross idiots on social medias' anti-food porn that didn't happen schad

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