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Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Somebody buy accounts for all the robot fetish forum posters.

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semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

i wanna gently caress a girl but to where she is immobile and cant see or hear me because of my embarassment regarding my physical state

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

semon demon posted:

i wanna gently caress a girl but to where she is immobile and cant see or hear me because of my embarassment regarding my physical state

so you want to bang hellen keller?

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Heath posted:

The majority of people with weird but harmless fetishes know well enough to not delve into them so absolutely that they rule their lives. Wherever you want to put "semi-anonymously moderating a robot sex forum" on that spectrum is up to you

furries, bronies, and people who want to transform themselves into hermaphrodite dragons all subconsciously realize that their fantasies are impossible. so they throw themselves into let's pretend and make communities that are mostly about avoiding reality.


robot fuckers know their time is coming, so they can just chill and wait for the day when sexbot3000 is available for purchase.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Jessica, I'm curious, what exactly is it about fembots that gets you hot?

Also

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

hey Adama I see you reading guy, you all done rolling with those punches? scared to just admit you're a weirdo dude who pretended to be a female rape victim to support feminism?



He's on my buddy list so I can stalk him proper. I want to learn more about robot sex and feminism

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Jessica please help my dick is stuck in a toaster I thought reading this thread would help but it's only made it harder to pull out

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

JessicaDupre posted:

Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think...

you're a twat

5er
Jun 1, 2000


You guys keep posting and keep getting (incredibly pop culture relevant while looking like a clever reference) Moriartied! Cut the strings, s/he only gains more power!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Klyith posted:

furries, bronies, and people who want to transform themselves into hermaphrodite dragons all subconsciously realize that their fantasies are impossible. so they throw themselves into let's pretend and make communities that are mostly about avoiding reality.


robot fuckers know their time is coming, so they can just chill and wait for the day when sexbot3000 is available for purchase.

I'm sorry, but-

The Singularity approaches-

and with VR going the way it is, people will be simulating furry, scaly, robot, or otherkin sexcapades with nothing more than VR headsets and robo-linked dildos. They'll attach whatever they drat well please aftermarket as they alienate themselves from reality :homebrew:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I'm sorry, but-

The Singularity approaches-

and with VR going the way it is, people will be simulating furry, scaly, robot, or otherkin sexcapades with nothing more than VR headsets and robo-linked dildos. They'll attach whatever they drat well please aftermarket as they alienate themselves from reality :homebrew:

i guess you could say things are coming up milhouse :fella:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Keg posted:

Somebody buy accounts for all the robot fetish forum posters.

please do!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Keg posted:

Somebody buy accounts for all the robot fetish forum posters.

Name suggestions:

Beep Boobs

GRopeTHOSE

HAL 80085

Literal Baby Factory

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Name suggestions:

Beep Boobs

GRopeTHOSE

HAL 80085

Literal Baby Factory

sexcopter, no for real

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Adam please stop posting in other threads. This one is yours.

(He's trying the "post about other poo poo, try to be funny and gain acceptance" thing now)

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

what the gently caress is even going on

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Adam please stop posting in other threads. This one is yours.

(He's trying the "post about other poo poo, try to be funny and gain acceptance" thing now)

I gotta be honest, it's working.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Uncle Wemus posted:

what the gently caress is even going on

another mentally ill person on GBS

:roboluv:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm phone posting, so please quote 'funny' posts from other threads here.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Ork of Fiction posted:

I gotta be honest, it's working.

it's gotta just be a matter of time before the taxman gets bored and re-bans him. I don't think you're allowed to send DEAR RICHARDs and live.

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
Goddamn, I did not expect this story to end in robot porn.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Bastard Tetris posted:

Goddamn, I did not expect this story to end in robot porn.

Really? cause it's been about gently caress robots for like 39 pages

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Adam please stop posting in other threads. This one is yours.

(He's trying the "post about other poo poo, try to be funny and gain acceptance" thing now)

What other thread, where is this magical thing happening?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Hey Adama/Adam/"Jessica" is this basically you IRL?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EMGmv0FqM

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I would gently caress that robot computer woman from Mass Effect 3.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

The Dennis System posted:

I would gently caress that robot computer woman from Mass Effect 3.

You know what, I never really got this fetish and it's high time, I think, I got an explanation and this is definitely the right thread and specific post for it.

Please explain.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I would gently caress Commander Data in a heartbeat, but I'm not sure if Dr. Soong have him a butthole.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
what part of "fully functional" are you failing to understand

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

hey Adama I see you reading guy, you all done rolling with those punches? scared to just admit you're a weirdo dude who pretended to be a female rape victim to support feminism?



im the genius behind the first capital letter "L" in LOL

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Everyone knows the "H" folks are the best folks, you "L" peasant.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Germstore posted:

what part of "fully functional" are you failing to understand

That doesn't mean that he has a butthole with a working robo-prostate. That just means his robo-donger works. That's great and all, but variety is the spice of life.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

CrazyLoon posted:

You know what, I never really got this fetish and it's high time, I think, I got an explanation and this is definitely the right thread and specific post for it.

Please explain.

She has a pretty nice body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_jXJbX3wsk

Edit: they made her jaw too big though.

The Dennis System fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Apr 28, 2016

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

AUUUUUUGHHHH she screamed as oil rolled down her forehead
AUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH THE PAIN OF 3D PRINTING MY OWN BABY

lmao

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

Everyone knows the "H" folks are the best folks, you "L" peasant.

You loving addict make Laughs not another shot of "H" to get hi

RobobTheGreat
Jul 14, 2003

Mind your manners when talking to the king!

Scudworth posted:

Also the robot loving forum mods have indeed proved to be cool and sane.

Biggest surprise of the thread, imo.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Rape Stink posted:

another mentally ill person on GBS

:roboluv:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

The Dennis System posted:

She has a pretty nice body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_jXJbX3wsk

Edit: they made her jaw too big though.

And all I can think of, with solely this justification and when you'd ask them to clamp down in any way, so that it actually becomes pleasurable, is what this guy posted:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Lol even posting about other topics he still manages to bring the conversation back around to himself.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Ibogaine posted:

OK, I will be more careful in the future. I mean, eventually I won't have to laugh anymore every single time I see this picture, right?

Lol I ate a probation so I could that picture stamped on my Rap sheet and I'm glad of it :grin:

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Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


I wish I was a female so I could finally have sex (sex is really easy to get if you have a vagina) and I would be a real slut about it too.

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