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Mike-o posted:my nigga have u tried lsd???????? what is that? Reserve?
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"Sorry Major, I don't make PowerPoint decks"
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Mike-o posted:You've got battered wife syndrome with the army btw. I know I do. Maybe if I try a little bit harder, Army will love me more. Maybe Army will stop yelling so much and give me jewelry! Oh how I wish Army would give me that shiny gold bar. Then I know Army loves me.
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Vasudus posted:"Sorry Major, I don't make PowerPoint decks" Your daily contributions to that man's ulcer is our revenge. G*d bless
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Apr 26, 2016 17:03
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The problem with vacationing in Monterey is that the DLI kids occasionally show up in town in uniform, reminding me that I have to go back to work eventually. 18 months to go. Tangentially, this beard is itchy, kinda patchy, and my kids hate it, and I'm going to miss it terribly.
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Apr 26, 2016 17:11
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Your daily contributions to that man's ulcer is our revenge. G*d bless He's not even in my section. I just overhear things because they are like two rows over and the major is loud. He manages a team of 8-10 people, all contractors. Mostly epidemiologist PhDs and their associated support like a biostats guy and such. Last week he talked to me in the break room, hearing that I was former Army. He stopped talking to me when I told him that I was enlisted. Did the same thing almost all former/current officers do: go "oh" and change the topic, then never speak of it again. I give him 4 months - 1 month before he snaps and 3 months waiting for orders to go elsewhere.
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Is he medical branch or something? I work with people like those contractors every day and military management just isn't compatible with the collegial atmosphere needed for R&D. I mean what's the point of having an officer in charge instead of a better qualified civilian?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Is he medical branch or something? I work with people like those contractors every day and military management just isn't compatible with the collegial atmosphere needed for R&D. I mean what's the point of having an officer in charge instead of a better qualified civilian? He's technically in the nursing corps but he's the most combat armsiest nurse I've ever seen. Maybe he was stationed in Korea and Germany his whole career, I don't know. Dude won't talk to me about Army stuff lmao This is a joint org under DHA so we have Army/Navy/PHS staff here in a lot of positions. It doesn't make sense but that's how it is. Positions tend to be vacant for 6-8 months all the time because the services don't want to staff it and the Feds won't classify it GS, probably because of all the 17-ish GS we have here, the lowest grade one is a single GS-13.
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Vasudus posted:He's technically in the nursing corps but he's the most combat armsiest nurse I've ever seen. Maybe he was stationed in Korea and Germany his whole career, I don't know. Dude won't talk to me about Army stuff lmao I've been wondering how the commissioned PHS dudes like it, level 1 trauma center emergency medicine sounds fun but so do a bunch of the PHS positions or even State's embassy medical provider gigs.
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Apr 26, 2016 20:05
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Riding a loving 25 hour bus from JBLM to Irwin right now to build sand castles and jerk off in a Porta potty God bless
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Apr 26, 2016 20:15
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the only good thing about irwin was the taco trucks. also i had a pretty cool 1SG so we took an actually fun hike up to the top of Mt. Tiefort at the end of our rotation. No ACU top or gear, just whatever food we wanted to bring and camelbaks full of water.
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Apr 26, 2016 20:20
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TheAlphaChaser posted:Riding a loving 25 hour bus from JBLM to Irwin right now to build sand castles and jerk off in a Porta potty God bless I'd take the sand and blistering sun frying my Scotch Irish rear end like a loving egg over lovely, muggy, canned swamp-rear end Polk 10 times out of 10.
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:If anyone can read the black comedy that is currently McNally's life and still want anything to do with the military, the moment they start making excuses for it is the moment they deserve every terrible thing that happens to them. It's also worth noting that when my wife died, she was having trouble finding work because her security clearance was suspended because someone in her unit sat on some paperwork they needed from her until the last minute. I helped her get it finished, thank God she kept a file cabinet full of pretty much every piece of paper she ever touched in her life. Then the worthless gently caress continued sitting on it until oh dear we never got the paperwork we needed from you.
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McNally if you ever go postal I'm writing a book to explain the situation and then both defend and praise your actions.
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TheAlphaChaser posted:Riding a loving 25 hour bus from JBLM to Irwin right now to build sand castles and jerk off in a Porta potty God bless
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:McNally if you ever go postal I'm writing a book to explain the situation and then both defend and praise your actions. You can title it "My Struggle"
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Apr 26, 2016 22:29
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Teflon Don posted:You can title it "My Struggle" I'd get sued
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Mike-o posted:the only good thing about irwin was the taco trucks. also i had a pretty cool 1SG so we took an actually fun hike up to the top of Mt. Tiefort at the end of our rotation. No ACU top or gear, just whatever food we wanted to bring and camelbaks full of water. Tortas 4 Lyfe
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Apr 26, 2016 22:38
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'd get sued Perhaps you can find a solution to that which will be final.
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Apr 26, 2016 22:39
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Teflon Don posted:Perhaps you can find a solution to that which will be final. Best to just get rid of the evidence and incinerate the manuscript.
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:I've been wondering how the commissioned PHS dudes like it, level 1 trauma center emergency medicine sounds fun but so do a bunch of the PHS positions or even State's embassy medical provider gigs. PHS dudes like it a lot, generally. All the officer billets are either O4, O5, O6 though, they're not bracketed. We're losing one PHS O4 because he can't get promoted. Army is always a crapshoot, I think they send their misfits over to DHA.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Best to just get rid of the evidence and incinerate the manuscript. Create the thread, then get it gassed.
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Icon Of Sin posted:Create the thread, then get it gassed. Create several threads around it to give it some living space.
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Teflon Don posted:You can title it "My Struggle" I was thinking more like : "I was very nearly an Arsonist/Serial Killer." Cleared my desk out today. Sucks. I've been able to sham like a champ these past months. Now I have to bum a computer. Which helps I guess. I'm doing 4 classes at once starting May 1st.
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Naked Bear posted:What's with the retarded pie poo poo I keep seeing posted on Facebook? Pie the face of someone at the expense of a donation to the ball fund to bring your Tinderella or third wife to TheAlphaChaser fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Apr 27, 2016 |
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Apr 27, 2016 01:23
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8 years ago i went full retard and enlisted today i'm out. if you're still in: smdftb
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I think the squidpie that one dude did was pretty funny.
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:today i'm out.
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One of the women that graduated ranger school last summer also became the first female infantry officer this week. Can't wait to listen to a bunch of 25, 88, and 92 series officers and NCOs complain about it next drill.
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psydude posted:One of the women that graduated ranger school last summer also became the first female infantry officer this week. Can't wait to listen to a bunch of 25, 88, and 92 series officers and NCOs complain about it next drill. "How can I trust her to drag me in full battle rattle 400 meters ablahean aewnoiuanv adsx..." *sips monster, eats entire cake, on profile for life*
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These past two weeks on AT have been the most fun I've had in the army in the past decade, namely since nobody's realized that I'm ETSing in five months. It turns out that it's pretty easy to gloss over your own name when briefing the CSM on soldiers with less than a year on contract when you're the retention guy! So far, I've actively prevented my section from getting tasked out to silly work details, everyone's working out/eating/existing on their own time like adults, and I'm putting everyone in for awards. I don't care any more, and we're all having a blast.
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Ive told this guy dead set on staying in the army about the nursing program and PA program and how he could at least make decent money wasting his life, today he told me he decided hes going to reclass to CI and then re-enlist for another 6 years to "get out and get a good job using his experience." 
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Ace of Baes posted:Ive told this guy dead set on staying in the army about the nursing program and PA program and how he could at least make decent money wasting his life, today he told me he decided hes going to reclass to CI and then re-enlist for another 6 years to "get out and get a good job using his experience." Hope he likes working for OPM doing background checks because that convinced even my father, who's been a superpatriot since before I was conceived to quit working and retire. Instead of you know, finishing that drat book about being a drunk sailor/Navy CI in the 70's...
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Ace of Baes posted:Ive told this guy dead set on staying in the army about the nursing program and PA program and how he could at least make decent money wasting his life, today he told me he decided hes going to reclass to CI and then re-enlist for another 6 years to "get out and get a good job using his experience." That's a shame, the nursing life is pretty cush, decent pay, and gives you the freedom to literally practice anywhere in the U.S poo poo, if he has any resemblance of wanting to do that I'll e-mail him and tell him the wonders of being in class where 88% of the student body are young ~21 year old women
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Medical corps is a pretty different beast from the rest of the Army. Consider how much medical school normally costs, and how much doctors and nurses get paid in the military on top of their normal officer base pay.
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MurderBot posted:poo poo, if he has any resemblance of wanting to do that I'll e-mail him and tell him the wonders of being in class where 88% of the student body are young ~21 year old women Yeah, but they don't want some old GI bill veteran.........do they?
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no one likes a veteran lets be real, outside of VA homeloan refinancing scam companies
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:no one likes a veteran lets be real, outside of VA homeloan refinancing scam companies My children claim to like me. But I'm pretty sure they'll be talking to their therapists about me in 20 years.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:no one likes a veteran lets be real, outside of VA homeloan refinancing scam companies having bought two homes now with a VA loan the level of truth here is appalling i get a letter from one of them every god drat day
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