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you fools are gonna look real stupid when future jesus comes back and he is rad as gently caress and youre still a bunch of fuckin nerds 
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Mr. Unlucky posted:you fools are gonna look real stupid when future jesus comes back and he is rad as gently caress and youre still a bunch of fuckin nerds Christians are just mad that autists spend all their days playing video games and jerking off to anime instead of living in a monastery copying bibles by hand like they did in the dark ages.
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I'm real tired of atheism but then again the stupid from the spiritualism crowd never stops so
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If it isn’t bad enough we have to contend with 1) dinosaurs, 2) earth’s actual age at millions of years, 3) carbon dating on archaeological finds, and 4) the Satanist Darwin and his lying “theory”, we will soon have to deal with this “UFO” nonsense. Be careful here because I am not suggesting that people have not seen UFOs. I am positive there are millions of credible people who “think” they were abducted by “aliens”. But what I am TELLING YOU is that they are not “flying saucers” coming from other “planets”. In fact a number of sources indicate they are far more likely “inter-dimensional” in their nature. They are objects that can “move in and out” of dimensions that we, as humans, are not able to perceive. Boy is this complicated. I’ve known about this subject for more than 2 years but hesitated to attempt tackling it because of its complexity. The Great Deception of God Tribulation-Now has taken on a challenge of monumental proportions. As I started this research I mapped out on a white-board, all the major topics associated with this forthcoming “great delusion” to be sent by God. It included the New World Order, the Occult, Ancient Civilizations (Sumerians), Bloodlines of Satanic Cultures (Black Nobility, Templars, etc.), and with GREAT HESITATION even this UFO topic (and ultimately discovered they are all “linked”). Indeed that was my most difficult mental battle. While like everyone else I knew all about the Roswell incident and watched the History Channel specials on UFOs, I just could not accept in my mind that I would have to face up to them as reality. What really blew my mind was Nostradamus. That was when I actually “blew a fuse”. When I realized that the final writings of Nostradamus had vivid prophecies of UFOs and cosmic battles I actually tossed the reading aside and stopped all of my research for several months. While I know that Nostradamus was not a stranger to the occult and practiced alchemy and hallucinogenic drug intoxication, (common amongst oracles and “seers” of the Satanic world), I DID NOT think he was predicting “flying saucers”. For me that was the last straw.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:If it isn’t bad enough we have to contend with 1) dinosaurs, 2) earth’s actual age at millions of years, 3) carbon dating on archaeological finds, and 4) the Satanist Darwin and his lying “theory”, we will soon have to deal with this “UFO” nonsense. Be careful here because I am not suggesting that people have not seen UFOs. I am positive there are millions of credible people who “think” they were abducted by “aliens”. But what I am TELLING YOU is that they are not “flying saucers” coming from other “planets”. In fact a number of sources indicate they are far more likely “inter-dimensional” in their nature. They are objects that can “move in and out” of dimensions that we, as humans, are not able to perceive. lots of words, didn't read any
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A person who never has heard the Gospel still goes to Hell. Here's an analogy. Say I'm from VA and we have a right on red after stop law. And I got to NM, where they have no right on red after stop law. And I go up to the Stop sign and go ahead and turn right. And a cop sees me and pulls me over. It isn't going to matter to the cop that I didn't know the law existed. I STILL broke the law. And I'm going to get a ticket. Same with God. It isn't going to matter to Him if someone who knew the gospel and didn't obey it goes to Hell. It's their choice. It STILL isnt going to matter if someone never heard the gospel and ends up in Hell. BOTH are GUILTY of not being born again.
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If you want education you better include the fear of God, if you want to be a good scientist you better include the fear of God, if you want to be a good musician—1962, ’63, the U.S. Supreme Court in three decisions said no more fear of God in education, we want education to be secular. All right, that’s a theological issue. How’s that working out? In 1962, ’63, America was number one in the world in literacy, we are now number sixty-five in the world in literacy. We don’t have the fear of the Lord, because guess what, we don’t have knowledge, it goes down.
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Volume posted:A person who never has heard the Gospel still goes to Hell. what about someone who has never heard the gospel, but still lives a righteous life according to its rules? ie they do everything right but don't know about god / jesus because nobody told them.
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Mr. Unlucky posted:you fools are gonna look real stupid when future jesus comes back and he is rad as gently caress and youre still a bunch of fuckin nerds its actually going to be HIM jah rastafari that will return to bless the world with dank nugs and chill music
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For instance, less than 60 years ago, mixed racial unions were illegal in most of the states in the United States and other White nations. But now, they are tolerated as being supposedly within God’s plan. Under the influence and promotion of the Jewish-Masonic-Papal-Communist/Socialist controlled governments and media, Western Christianity has succumbed to the approval of race mixing, and we will be looking at what is behind this. The Bible abounds with evidence of God’s clear will that the races be separate in every way. “Answers in Genesis” mould all its answers around Judeo-Christian doctrines and traditions, and claims a different basis and definition of “race” from that which the Bible gives. Furthermore, there is evidence of Jewish Talmudic sources, or of what the Apostle Paul calls “Jewish fables” (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Lichy posted:I'm real tired of atheism but then again the stupid from the spiritualism crowd never stops so
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Dreddout posted:Have you considered the utter extinction of the human race today? Pretty good third option imho.  lol we're hosed.
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Apr 18, 2016 01:11
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LOL look at these guys thinking god is better than hitler.
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Anything your secular government has as good is from the God-given common sense and the Judeo-Christian morality. Your clan is bad descendants of intelligent Christians. Your clan only had had demon-worships and child-sacrifice like the rest before the Church made your illiterate savage ancestors civilized. Stop repaying the good with evil this century. Secularism is all about immorality. You need Christianity to be good in any sense.
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Apr 18, 2016 21:03
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Dreddout posted:Have you considered the utter extinction of the human race today? Pretty good third option imho. well at least a partial reduction would be nice to make the job market a little friendlier
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First,, the bible is the Word of God and the Word of God is Jesus Christ in the flesh....... AND it IS the beginning and the end of all matters. Want the verse that proves it or do you know it? Man is created from the dust of the ground. Show me how I'm wrong biblically.
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Lichy posted:I'm real tired of atheism but then again the stupid from the spiritualism crowd never stops so yeah I too am real tired of people claiming there's a lack of evidence in any god
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My last reason for not believing that Mary was a little 12-13 year old girl is that it is not physically safe for a girl that young to have children. If no one else was watching out for Mary's safety you can count on the fact that God was! My loving, kind heavenly Father would not impregnate a girl that young and physically immature. He just wouldn't do it. He is not that kind of God. That kind of behavior is found in gods in other religions, but not in God Almighty, the Faithful and True. Of Him it is said, He shall feed his flock like a shepherd: he shall gather the lambs with his arm, and carry them in his bosom, and shall gently lead those that are with young. Isaiah 40:11 If there is no other reason to know that Mary was not that young it is this. The God we know and trust simply wouldn't do that to one of His daughters. (Yes, men might do this; men who professed to fear God might do this; but remember that in this case God was the one calling the shots, fulfilling the prophecy, and ordering every event. He was fully in charge in a way we don't always see when He's dealing with sinful men.)....
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haha her fuckin' face
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Pastor Perineum posted:haha her fuckin' face
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I was moved to a new team in work and we all went out for a pint for whatever reason. I get stuck sitting with this dude who, as it turns out, is a hardcore Christian. He tells me this story about how his family were really in dire straits this one time due to a death and sickness all crashing down on them at once and one morning he finds a blank envelope posted through his door with a few grand in it and a handwritten note wishing him well. He said it was from his neighbours/people from his church. Then he goes, "You know who we have to thank for that, right?" And points up. Like, WHAT? gently caress off. Don't give Jesus credit for people being cool and rad, you rear end in a top hat. Apparently Ricky Gervaise does a similar bit with someone who had cancer or something so it's a widespread thing, thanking god instead of people/medicine/whatever.
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lol my ex just called me yelling at me because I told her 3 year old the other day when he asked where I thought the moon came from. She was upset I didn't say "God did it" and ignore all other questions about it. Poor kid.
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out of curiosity, what did you tell him? as a kid I'd find the story about how another smaller planet hit earth and some of its remains forming the moon far more interesting than "god". also thanks to the easily accessible internet, you can answer/distract from the additional questions with the many photos of earth/moon/etc from space that you can find online. I dunno what the limits are for a 3 year old though
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The first words out of her mouth when I answered the phone were "how dare you teach my son about evolution" and I was like "what the hell are you talking about, I've never talked about that with him" and then mentioned what he said I told him the other night about how we don't know for sure but people think it happened when a big rock hit the earth a long time ago and the stuff that was knocked off formed the moon. He was like "woah that's so cool!" And went back to playing in the rain. "You will not fill his head with your filth" and then that's when I laughed and hung up on her.
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Apr 23, 2016 09:57
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Das Butterbrot posted:what about someone who has never heard the gospel, but still lives a righteous life according to its rules? ie they do everything right but don't know about god / jesus because nobody told them. believing in the gospel is one of those requirements, so no, that doesn't work
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Zorodius posted:believing in the gospel is one of those requirements, so no, that doesn't work interestingly the catholics have after great deliberation come up with a Gandhi clause about this one "yeah it is totally possible to go to heaven without knowing/believing in the gospels, it's just a lot trickier when you don't know what you need to do" il modo suave still paying dividends centuries down the road: it turns out it's a lot easier to convert the heathen with "your god is -thiiiis- close to being the right god, there's just a couple of points you need to change up" than with the fire and brimstone approach.
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Volume posted:He is not that kind of God.
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I don’t believe in the Tooth Fairy, but I don’t spend all my time stopping people from believing in the Tooth Fairy. If they don’t believe God exists, why are they spending all this time and money if God doesn’t exist. The truth is, [atheists] know he exists and they hate him. That’s what it’s all about.
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god lives, and he's a biiiiiiitch *copies reddit memes to facebook*
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I don’t believe in the Tooth Fairy, but I don’t spend all my time stopping people from believing in the Tooth Fairy. If they don’t believe God exists, why are they spending all this time and money if God doesn’t exist. The truth is, [atheists] know he exists and they hate him. That’s what it’s all about. What about the Tooth Fairy fanatics that shoot up abortion clinics lol
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*Enjoys Christian Metal.*
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5er posted:What about the Tooth Fairy fanatics that shoot up dentist clinics lol
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Hail satan
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Top City Homo posted:Hail satan
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Top City Homo posted:Hail satan
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Top City Homo posted:Hail santa
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Arnold Atheist enjoyed learning about the fall of the Roman Empire as he watched the History channel. He clicked over to the Science channel and watched two programs. One was on the power of magnetic fields and the other was on gravity. As an atheist, Arnold loved science. He equated the two. He glanced at his high-tech digital clock and thought about how quickly time had flown. He took a deep breath, grabbed the remote control, turned off the TV, called his wife who was working late and told her that he loved her. As he opened his garage door a strong wind messed up his hair that had been neatly combed a few moments earlier. He spoke an address into his phone, and let GPS guide him to his destination. Arnold believed in invisible history. He watched a program on invisible magnetic fields. Then he watched another on invisible gravity. Then he measured invisible time, breathed invisible oxygen, used an invisible signal to turn off his TV with his remote, told his wife he had an invisible emotion for her, had his hair messed up by the invisible wind, and was directed to his meeting by an invisible positioning system. Arnold was excited by the subject at his local atheist meeting: "Why we don't believe in the invisible."
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