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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:He was also loving terrible in that movie, but in their infinite wisdom, the 900 year old white guys that run the Academy were like "giving a tranny movie an award will look progressive" so he got the award, meanwhile every trans person is like uh, wtf, seriously? Then loving Eddie Redmayne tries to pull that same poo poo in an effort to grab another Oscar this year.
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Serious Frolicking posted:i guess it was time for someone to break the streak of amazing jokers. romero, nicholson, hamill, etc. there was never a single best one, what with how different all their performances were. they were all excellent in different ways.
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achillesforever6 posted:I don't know Brent Spiner was a pretty loving bad Joker i never saw that one and yes, he is pretty bad. but based on a single youtube clip, not spectacularly bad. just kind of dull and uninspired.
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Apr 28, 2016 12:49
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:He was also loving terrible in that movie, but in their infinite wisdom, the 900 year old white guys that run the Academy were like "giving a tranny movie an award will look progressive" so he got the award, meanwhile every trans person is like uh, wtf, seriously? The acting category is voted by the actors. So the whole Hollywood is guilty of keep voting tranny, ho and cripple roles to win Oscar. My favorite is Charlize Theron won for being a super ugly ho.
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whatever7 posted:The acting category is voted by the actors. So the whole Hollywood is guilty of keep voting tranny, ho and cripple roles to win Oscar. My favorite is Charlize Theron won for being a super ugly ho. I don't recall the exact phrasing but I heard one actress complain that the only way to win an oscar was to play a nun or a prostitute.
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achillesforever6 posted:I don't know Brent Spiner was a pretty loving bad Joker do you have any Data to back this up
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achillesforever6 posted:I don't know Brent Spiner was a pretty loving bad Joker Spiner probably could have been a better Riddler for Young Justice. Him or Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum for Riddler is what I'm saying.
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the promise of anal beads in suicide squad has really sold me on the film i constantly ask myself "what can really turn this movie around?" when i watch super hero movies the answer is anal beads Hey everybody, why is my dumb gay thread more successful than me at everything?
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I like how now in the comic book movie thread people are poo poo talking about RDJ and wishing he never got sober because he said mean things about indy films and a  overrated director.
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I just saw Civil War and my review of it is basically that picture of chris evans laughing with his hand on sad ben afflecks' shoulder. Really great movie. Black panther was cool but they didn't really explain why he was able to do some of the poo poo he can do. I know he has a vibranium suit but he seems to be able to run as fast as bucky on top of having super strength too. he's definitely on something.
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Shinjobi posted:the promise of anal beads in suicide squad has really sold me on the film you should put this thread in your resume
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Ghost Head posted:I just saw Civil War and my review of it is basically that picture of chris evans laughing with his hand on sad ben afflecks' shoulder. Really great movie. Black panther was cool but they didn't really explain why he was able to do some of the poo poo he can do. I know he has a vibranium suit but he seems to be able to run as fast as bucky on top of having super strength too. he's definitely on something. Let me tell you about fast twitch muscles...
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Let me tell you about fast twitch muscles... Black Panther has an extra bone in his suit
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I think Black Panther being able to do superhuman things bounces between super science and straight up magic spiritual stuff. Also Black Panther and the Wakandans are kinda assholes. 
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black panther is weird because on one hand wakanda's a highly technilogically advanced country due to being the world's only supply of vibranium but on the other hand it's full of literal spearchuckers (granted their spears can go through abrams tanks and poo poo due to the vibranium but still)
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a retard posted:black panther is weird because on one hand wakanda's a highly technilogically advanced country due to being the world's only supply of vibranium but on the other hand it's full of literal spearchuckers (granted their spears can go through abrams tanks and poo poo due to the vibranium but still) It's kind of like the sci-fi in WH40k where you're getting off a spaceship just to stab a tank with your sword.
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Trast posted:It's kind of like the sci-fi in WH40k where you're getting off a spaceship just to stab a tank with your sword. With the advent of powerful and reliable firearms, hand-to-hand combat has become a rarity in warfare. Even when armies were in close order and armed with bayonets, a charge more often than not stopped short of stabbing distance and both sides preferred taking their chances firing from maybe a dozen feet away rather than get into a stabbing match, assuming one side or the other didn't break before getting that close. It turns out most humans would prefer not to feel the dying breaths of their fellow man on their faces as hot blood gushes over them. I can understand stabbing tanks though.
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don't the wakandans have like an alien space ship or something
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Pvt.Scott posted:With the advent of powerful and reliable firearms, hand-to-hand combat has become a rarity in warfare. Even when armies were in close order and armed with bayonets, a charge more often than not stopped short of stabbing distance and both sides preferred taking their chances firing from maybe a dozen feet away rather than get into a stabbing match, assuming one side or the other didn't break before getting that close. It turns out most humans would prefer not to feel the dying breaths of their fellow man on their faces as hot blood gushes over them. I can understand stabbing tanks though. Hand to hand combat is frankly terrifying to imagine so I can't really blame someone from running from that. I recall seeing a documentary about the British fighting off "highland charges" and the stones it took to stand there and depend on the guy next to you to take care of business is just amazing.
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Ghost Head posted:I just saw Civil War and my review of it is basically that picture of chris evans laughing with his hand on sad ben afflecks' shoulder. Really great movie. Black panther was cool but they didn't really explain why he was able to do some of the poo poo he can do. I know he has a vibranium suit but he seems to be able to run as fast as bucky on top of having super strength too. he's definitely on something. He uses a mystical heart-shaped herb, so yes drugs. 
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Say Nothing posted:He uses a mystical heart-shaped herb, so yes drugs. Oh I see. I guess I can see why they didn't include it. It would have just been another thing to explain in an already long film.
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Isn't the only thing super about Bucky is his arm anyway? Meaning it shouldn't affect his running speed, if anything it'd slow it down being heavy af
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Scaramouche posted:Isn't the only thing super about Bucky is his arm anyway? Meaning it shouldn't affect his running speed, if anything it'd slow it down being heavy af also if you get bitten by a radioactive spider you'd probably just catch spider lukemia or something
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Scaramouche posted:Isn't the only thing super about Bucky is his arm anyway? Meaning it shouldn't affect his running speed, if anything it'd slow it down being heavy af Nah he was put through the HYDRA/Soviet equivalent of the Super Soldier treatment, Zola performed all sorts of experiments on him Pvt.Scott posted:Super Cancer! Deadpool has super cancer!
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do you think bucky's army buddies called him fucky barnes? i bet they did and he pretended to take it in stride but it really galled him
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:do you think bucky's army buddies called him fucky barnes? i bet they did and he pretended to take it in stride but it really galled him his name is james. bucky was the insult, but it doesnt really work any more so everyone assumes it is a harmless nickname. if you ever time travel back to the 40's, youd better hope that no one calls you a bucky. like goddamn, that is some harsh language.
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LOL I just saw some cracked article about failed movie projects and looked it up and it's true. Joseph Gordon Levitt and Neil Gaiman were making a Sandman movie but Zack Snyder convinced WB/New Line that the movie should be a roid rage superhero that punches all of his problems away. So Levitt and Gaiman bailed and now Zack Snyder is pushing for a Sandman movie where he Shazams into a hulking meathead that throws buildings at people. In a related story, Marvel's Captain America: Victory Lap opens Friday.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Zack Snyder is pushing for a Sandman movie where he Shazams into a hulking meathead that throws buildings at people. Could not possibly be any worse idea holy poo poo, I want to see a bunch of former hot topic goths reaction to this after being told they are finally getting a sandman movie
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I was told the writing was really good in Sandman so I went and opened some trade once, and the lovely art made me close it after a quick flip through before I read anything. It was a bunch of brown blotchy poo poo and some scribbles. If I'm gonna pay for a funny papers book, I need to be able to stand looking at it, fellas. Glad to know the franchise is in good hands. Maybe it was just the lovely volume where the artist was strung out on heroin or something.
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i did read some of it and it wasnt very good I guess anything that's more than just "some roided out guy punching out some other guy" is basically high art in the comic book world
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achillesforever6 posted:I don't know Brent Spiner was a pretty loving bad Joker Hey now, he wasn't a very good Joker but he was nowhere on the same level of tryhard failure that Jared Leto is.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:LOL I just saw some cracked article about failed movie projects and looked it up and it's true. Joseph Gordon Levitt and Neil Gaiman were making a Sandman movie but Zack Snyder convinced WB/New Line that the movie should be a roid rage superhero that punches all of his problems away. cracked.com gets the scoop once again!
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Black Bones posted:cracked.com gets the scoop once again! it was an interesting post
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Pvt.Scott posted:I was told the writing was really good in Sandman so I went and opened some trade once, and the lovely art made me close it after a quick flip through before I read anything. It was a bunch of brown blotchy poo poo and some scribbles. If I'm gonna pay for a funny papers book, I need to be able to stand looking at it, fellas. Glad to know the franchise is in good hands. I like Gaiman's writing so I'm glad at least his Starz American Gods adaption looks to be going down the right path. Really The Sandman shouldn't be a movie, it should be a TV series on HBO. My favorite story is that Neil was at a meeting in the 90s with a bunch of studio execs pitching a Sandman movie and one of them goes "Is there a central villain?" and when Neil said no, the guy just stood up and left 
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The sandman is basically a guy with a masters of humanities degree who hangs out on campus still successfully hooking up with freshman, somehow, the comic book
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naem posted:The sandman is basically a guy with a masters of humanities degree who hangs out on campus still successfully hooking up with freshman, somehow, the comic book And when one of those freshmen hurts his feelings, he tricks her into trapping herself in hell for thousands of years.
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Sexism! Ghostbusters remake most hated movie trailer of all time
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Finally saw BvS the other night. Very drawn out. Plot made little sense and became worse with terrible character motivations.
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CD has already started jerking off to how BVS is so much better and more intelligent then Civil War. Not even waiting for full release.
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