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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Judge Schnoopy posted:

I'm sure it's not a gloat, the dad is taking a picture of his cards because he's spent the entire game holding off on playing wilds to give his kid a chance to win. He did everything he could to let that kid win. And now his only move will lead to the kid picking up 16 cards and immediately losing.

The dad knows it's actually him that's hosed because he either quits the game or makes his kid cry.

I like to think the dad played the long-con so as to more totally devastate his frail opponent.

some dad-related content:

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I like to think the dad played the long-con so as to more totally devastate his frail opponent.

some dad-related content:



That's a buff baby. Look at it holding those weights up on its own.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
You'd think a baby would like the hose.


Well, Mist, or Sprinkle. Maybe not Jet, or Full.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

RareAcumen posted:

That's a buff baby. Look at it holding those weights up on its own.

It looks like he's really into the chess game too. Brains and brawn together!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Need to see if Poe is featured in the article's byline.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Solice Kirsk posted:

Kids cry at the dumbest poo poo. It's hilarious. I made my niece cry once because I bought a donut just like hers.

I had family visiting me a while ago and my niece had a nightmare one night about pacman growing giant and eating everyone else.

She was the only one who played as pacman in smash bros.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012







Nuebot posted:

I had family visiting me a while ago and my niece had a nightmare one night about pacman growing giant and eating everyone else.

She was the only one who played as pacman in smash bros.

It's weird how it was only Pac-Man and not Wario or Kirby or Dedede that triggered that.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq7Xevr0Wxc

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3Wj_d-aOE

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Judge Schnoopy posted:

I have a kid that's too young for structured games, am I going to ruin him by going easy? Or should I punish the poo poo out of him for having inferior strategy regardless of age?

I have a habit of winning a lot of games and even my friends become bitter to the point of refusing to play. Developing strategies to dumb down my moves and make games really close is usually more fun than flat crushing victories.
Also, if you don't go easy on people who aren't as good as you, they just won't play with you any more. :shrug:

This is literally a published book that someone has scanned and put online without even crediting the authors. It's called Safe Baby Handling Tips by David & Kelly Sopp.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Judge Schnoopy posted:

The dad knows it's actually him that's hosed because he either quits the game or makes his kid cry.

When it was originally posted on imgur the OP said something like "My son is about to learn an important life lesson" or something like that.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Your Computer posted:

I'm not sure if I posted this before or not, but I'm sure some nerds will find it funny

(It accepted it as a valid answer too!)

No commit. Pussies.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

wooshed harcore at first

but "Before the Bonfire" wouldn't be a terrible name maybe

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7DmFUU1Ino

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013

REALLY late here, but this url is probably pretty close to the noise that man is making.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Holy poo poo, that's hilarious.

I love Dark Souls trolling videos, but that one's something special.

Booga
Aug 20, 2007

That's the most action I have ever seen in one hand.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






The PS4 and its game.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


I am ashamed to say I expected a Loss edit.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




de la peche posted:

I am ashamed to say I expected a Loss edit.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.


:chanpop:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/The_Betus/status/722804953945808896

https://twitter.com/The_Betus/status/719358940526411777

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Tiggum posted:

This is literally a published book that someone has scanned and put online without even crediting the authors. It's called Safe Baby Handling Tips by David & Kelly Sopp.

How do you know the images didn't come first?

Booga
Aug 20, 2007

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

How do you know the images didn't come first?

Yeah, that book was published last year and I know I saw those (and variations on them) floating around at least a decade ago, if not even further back than that. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've got the whole collection of those, the ones about airline safety, and all the spoofs on ready.gov stored on an old hard drive somewhere around here.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Yeah, that book was published last year and I know I saw those (and variations on them) floating around at least a decade ago, if not even further back than that. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've got the whole collection of those, the ones about airline safety, and all the spoofs on ready.gov stored on an old hard drive somewhere around here.

Um, you can't just say that. Make with the pictures.



Pics or it didn't happen.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


Oh thank loving God, I thought I was in the awkard ugly thread for a second

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sinners Sandwich posted:

Oh thank loving God, I thought I was in the awkard ugly thread for a second

Same but NWS-but-not thread. Wouldn't matter though, I work in cathole-expansion.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

nael posted:

This is the most exciting thing to happen around here in a while





I almost choked on my macaroon.

logical fallacy
Mar 16, 2001

Dynamic Symmetry

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Yeah, that book was published last year and I know I saw those (and variations on them) floating around at least a decade ago, if not even further back than that. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've got the whole collection of those, the ones about airline safety, and all the spoofs on ready.gov stored on an old hard drive somewhere around here.


The hardcover edition of the book came out in 2004.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012









https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_o6e4b5s3gf1tas9hp_480.mp4#_=_

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

My ballsack physically retreated into my body

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

My ballsack physically retreated into my body

So is that just a normal friday for you, or...

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Sinners Sandwich posted:

My ballsack physically retreated into my body

So, like a raisin sinking into an enormous vat of oatmeal.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



dumb. posted:

So, like a raisin sinking into an enormous vat of oatmeal.

2 raisins sinking into 70 more in heaven

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jim Bakker has a lot of poo poo if you look for raisin:

https://store.jimbakkershow.com/?product_cat=&s=raisin

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://i.imgur.com/NR4Ihqn.webm



http://i.imgur.com/RmeXRMc.webm

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