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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Not the worst crash, but perhaps the most stunningly stupid.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lotish posted:

Not the worst crash, but perhaps the most stunningly stupid.

Woulda been better if they straight backed the truck into the bridge imo

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
I presume they panicked after realizing it was a one-way street and that led to more bad decisions.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Murphy Brownback posted:

I'm mostly surprised at their restraint and not doing what I thought he was initially doing and blowing them away with the guns on top of the vehicle. I guess they figured they were stuck in an allahu ackbar loop and weren't much of a threat anymore.

They might have all been medics, in which case "Opening fire" means "It is no longer a war crime to attack me; please continue shooting at me."

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




The Guardian newspaper did a big expose on how nationwide chemist/pharmacy chain Boots is acting shadily and ripping off the taxpayer and their employees. (http://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/apr/13/how-boots-went-rogue)

A couple of days later they received an impassioned letter from a an independent pharmacist defending Boots:

quote:

"Submitted this week by a self-described “independent pharmacist”, the letter takes issue with the Guardian’s “portrayal of Boots” for doing “damage ... to a profession I love”.

In an investigation published earlier this month, the Guardian revealed how managers at Britain’s biggest chain of chemists have been forcing staff to milk NHS schemes to increase company profits. The correspondent adds: “My plea is that some balance is put back into your articles.”

Well... someone forgot to delete markup, comments and hidden data from the file... and it turns out the letter was pretty much written by Boots.

quote:

"Kaye said he submitted the letter on 21 April to another senior executive at Walgreens Boots Alliance, Tricia Kennerley. It seems to have been passed on to Vergani, and edited the next day over what appears to be at least two sessions. The letter was submitted to the Guardian on 24 April.

Kaye claimed the only changes made were to his grammar and spelling – not to the content or the “ethos”.

“I am not good at comms,” the Newquay-based pharmacist said. “I am not an expert at national newspapers.”

Editing the letter was “a common courtesy,” said Vergani, the vice-president of external communications at Walgreens Boots Alliance, who described her work on the letter as “some small grammatical changes”.

“It’s totally normal … it’s a comms job,” she said. However, when asked how often a vice-president at the £60bn multinational edited letters from members of the public, she admitted: “Never.”

In the two weeks since the Guardian published its investigation, Boots has not submitted a response in its own name.

While Kaye does run his own independent pharmacy, he is also a member of Boots’s wholesaling group Alphega and in 2013 won its award for pharmacy of the year. Neither connection is mentioned in the letter.

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/apr/29/boots-investigation-independent-pharmacists-letter-edited-by-head-office

lol

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Merijn posted:

The laptop is on its way now and we sent the shoes back with a note basically saying :wtf:

Dang, was hoping the shoes were makeshift packing material for the laptop

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
I personally can't wait for the 11'8" "self-driving truck" videos in the near future. :allears:

Although if I was on the programming team, avoiding that intersection that would probably be one of the first lines of logic I wrote for the AI.

fullroundaction has a new favorite as of 17:20 on Apr 30, 2016

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

fullroundaction posted:

I personally can't wait for the 11'8" "self-driving truck" videos in the near future. :allears:

Although if I was on the programming team, avoiding that intersection that would probably be one of the first lines of logic I wrote for the AI.

Just needs a sensor on top of the cab that can detect height-restricted passages in sufficient time as to be able to reroute. Or else marking height restrictions on even consumer GPS.

road potato
Dec 19, 2005
http://espn.go.com/espnw/culture/the-buzz/article/15433088/softball-team-loses-championship-walk-premature-celebration?ex_cid=espnfb

The best.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The dancing dads in the bleachers :3:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
For gamers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz3wZKbb0Pc

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I didn't understand any of it and I play games online.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
A Valve Anti Cheat (VAC) banwave occurred. They used to be pretty common but there hasn't been one in a year(s?) or so. People who are VAC banned lose basically everything on their Steam account.

This appears to be a video of a hacker group panicking/whining about being caught in a banwave.

SafetyTrain
Nov 26, 2012

Bringing a knife to a bear fight

This poo poo is some Anonymous levels of hacking.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Paladinus posted:

I didn't understand any of it and I play games online.

Kids are mad that valve got off their asses and banned a bunch of cheaters

http://www.ugcleague.net/forum/showthread.php?48559-Lmaobox-Premium-Detected

Bunch of people banned with 5-6k$ "worth" of virtual hats in their inventories and getting banned means you can't trade them anymore.

Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008
Well, at least they have time to go through puberty now.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The only hack I ever suffered was being given a trillion or so in GTA5 cash

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Evilreaver posted:

A Valve Anti Cheat (VAC) banwave occurred. They used to be pretty common but there hasn't been one in a year(s?) or so. People who are VAC banned lose basically everything on their Steam account.

This appears to be a video of a hacker group panicking/whining about being caught in a banwave.

You pretty much only lose access to VAC secure servers and games. So I guess if you play a lot of TF2 it's a big deal.

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
a bunch of people who got banned were pro tf2 players, so they're probably pretty pissed about it!!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Nuebot posted:

You pretty much only lose access to VAC secure servers and games. So I guess if you play a lot of TF2 it's a big deal.

http://store.steampowered.com/search/?sort_by=&sort_order=0&category2=8&page=2#sort_by=_ASC&category2=8&page=1

DOTA 2 and the Call of Duty games are also on that list.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

wakeboard easily claims 3rd place

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

You Are A Elf posted:

Pompous Del Taco manager working the drive-thru treats customers like poo poo after they ask for sauce they never received, customers record manager's arrogant attitude.

https://vimeo.com/164426807


It wasn't YouTube, but plenty of people saw it on Vimeo, and the dude was fired immediately after Del Taco found out about it. Bonus frooty for the "I am the boss, my dad's the loving owner, so good luck with that" comment like he was untouchable.

When I did POS support this was literally every single Del Taco manager. Incredibly rude, demanding, and wouldn't let me remote in to fix the issue. Just yelling at me to fix it without granting me access. I am using "literally" correctly. All of my staff hated seeing "Del Taco" pop up on caller ID.

To add some Schadenfreude, I once got to tell a manager/owner at a Del Taco that I couldn't talk to them unless they renewed their support account (several thousand a year), or I could charge them hourly at $175. They acted just like that guy. "Don't you know who I am! Let me talk to your manager! I drive a Dodge Stratus!" I handed him off to the Director of Support and Service who told them where they could stick it. So satisfying. It's nice to have a boss that has your back.

He paid, we fixed it.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
I always thought people trying to prove their worth by letting you know what midrange car they drive was STDH, but sure enough a couple years ago I saw someone pull "I drive a Miata!" in real life :allears:

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


I'm unclear, I thought I knew the rules. Why wasn't the game over when the 2nd base player touched her base? Isn't that a force out? The article says she didn't "record" it. Explain pls.

Looking again, is it that the runner got to 2nd base first?

Edit: yeah, that's what happened. I just got thrown off by the "recording a force out" line.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Nuebot posted:

You pretty much only lose access to VAC secure servers and games. So I guess if you play a lot of TF2 it's a big deal.

You lose all the items in your inventory which can be traded for real money. Some of these people lost hundreds or thousands of pounds in tf2/csgo items.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Courtesy of the OSHA thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JenZv9VDKI0

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
How bad would it have to get before you took the cow costume off?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jippa posted:

How bad would it have to get before you took the cow costume off?

That man is a professional mascot, he'd face death before breaking the Mascot Code and removing his costume head in public :colbert:

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Jippa posted:

You lose all the items in your inventory which can be traded for real money. Some of these people lost hundreds or thousands of pounds in tf2/csgo items.

I have a vac ban and can still buy, trade and sell poo poo. Or at least I could before they started doing the stupid mobile confirmation poo poo and that's just too much effort to bother with for the pittance my inventory's worth.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Nuebot posted:

I have a vac ban and can still buy, trade and sell poo poo. Or at least I could before they started doing the stupid mobile confirmation poo poo and that's just too much effort to bother with for the pittance my inventory's worth.

I think they can't legally take the item away if you bought it with real money from the steam store. All the people in the video are traders though. All their stuff would have been exchanged. Apparently one kid had an unusual hat worth $20 k.

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Lol, from the comments:

quote:

Was that furry porn at 0:02?

enjoy your ban, human being

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Jippa posted:

Apparently one kid had an unusual hat worth $20 k.

Jippa posted:

hat worth $20 k.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
And it's not even an actual physical hat? Like an ushanka knitted out of nun pubes?

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


It's a virtual hat that doesn't even have any in-game effect. It's purely cosmetic.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

ToxicFrog posted:

It's a virtual hat that doesn't even have any in-game effect. It's purely cosmetic.

If anything they had a detrimental effect because most of the unusual effects were bright, gaudy ones you could see from pretty much anywhere which made it super easy to aim for a headshot. A literal flashing, neon target. It even gave away spies since, IIRC, because when you went invisible for a while the particle effect would still be hovering around thin air.

But of course people never shut up about them. No poo poo, one server I played on had a guy who bragged about spending literally two hundred dollars for a hat. He threw a fit every time someone told him to shut the gently caress up and play the game, and since he was friends with the admin he got a ton of people banned for killing him while he was showing off his hat.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Nuebot posted:

It even gave away spies since, IIRC, because when you went invisible for a while the particle effect would still be hovering around thin air.

I don't remember that, but I do remember when spies couldn't use an unusual effect in a disguise. It actually made it a little easier spychecking if they were disguised as someone on your team you knew wore an unusual.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Nuebot posted:

But of course people never shut up about them. No poo poo, one server I played on had a guy who bragged about spending literally two hundred dollars for a hat. He threw a fit every time someone told him to shut the gently caress up and play the game, and since he was friends with the admin he got a ton of people banned for killing him while he was showing off his hat.

Didn't he know that you could craft hats out of useless finds?

FighterKnuckles
Apr 17, 2010

The truth is in sight!

Stex T posted:

Didn't he know that you could craft hats out of useless finds?

You can get regular hats that way, but the only way to get the fancy glowy hats requires spending real world money in a crate-based lottery system. Spend 2.50 for a 1% chance of getting one. Or, trading for one, but people won't sell it unless its also for real world dollars. It's pretty nuts how skewed the whole market is based around bright particle effects.

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Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
This turned out to be a lot longer than I thought, so just jump to the bottom if you don't care much about game development issues.

In more nerd schadenfreude, someone wrote an article last month about the problem of 'crunch time' in video game development (that is, mandatory unpaid overtime towards the end of development for a given product). It's been a huge issue in video game development (and other software development too) for almost as long as programming has been a thing done by people not living in their parent's basement. For example, here's an essay from 2004, written by a programmer's wife, about how much it damages employees, the people around them, as well as both workplace culture and employee retention in the industry. In some cases, this 'crunch time' can extend for months, as employees are rolled into other urgent projects as soon as their current one completes without any kind of break from (remember, completely uncompensated) 70+ hour work weeks. The gist of the article is that there is some movement on the issue and that it is starting to be addressed, though slowly.

Anyway, about a month after that first article came out, Alex St. John (the guy who made DirectX and then became involved with a bunch of companies that made lovely mobile games) wrote a rebuttal. It's kind of bizarre in its hatefulness, chiding programmers as 'wage-slaves' who are just 'pushing a mouse around for a paycheck' whilst going on tangents about how entrepreneurial he was, how he got everything he had by sheer hard work after growing up in the Alaskan wilderness, something something bootstraps, something something lazy kids.

Understandably, a lot of people got very angry. This a fantastic line-by-line response that goes through the many and varied problems of St John's views better than I ever could. Shortly after he published the response, someone found his guide to hiring programmers on his blog that advises 'churn and burn' tactics, and that hiring autistic nerds with no social lives is good because you can convince them to just work forever. Also, promote women out of technical areas and into roles that emphasize their 'stronger social skills', because gently caress them if they want to do software engineering or something! One of his biggest critics is his own daughter, who works in tech herself and (privately, but now publicly I guess) told him to go gently caress himself long ago.

Ironically, St. John himself burned out of his job at Microsoft, destroying his marriage in the process. Short memories, huh?

His blog can be found here. Read about him doubling down on his comments and how he's a REAL MAN who does REAL WORK, unlike those LAZY MILLENNIALS that bitch about being VICTIMIZED who are all vegan or whatever and want work-life balance for some ungodly reason.

tl:dr - old video game programmer tells current video game programmers who do shitloads of unpaid hours to suck it up; entire industry (including his daughter) pays him out. He also turns out to be a sexist, racist, ableist, hardcore libertarian rear end in a top hat!

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