The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

Deviant posted:

Linguo dead?!

Hey, they's throwin' robots!

# ? Apr 29, 2016 02:39

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Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Baka-nin posted:

Do yourself a favour, don't turn around.

Weren't there three Indians last year?

# ? Apr 29, 2016 03:13

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Baka-nin posted:

Do yourself a favour, don't turn around.

What's it say?! I wanna see! I wanna see!

# ? Apr 29, 2016 03:42

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

Root Bear posted:

What's it say?! I wanna see! I wanna see!

# ? Apr 29, 2016 03:45

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Weren't there three Indians last year?

Yeah. Native Americans like us.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 04:22

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

What's it say?! I wanna see! I wanna see!

HellOnEarth posted:

Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson is not the brilliant goon I thought he was.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 06:57

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

HellOnEarth posted:

# ? Apr 29, 2016 07:31

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Lumber... we need lumber... :stare:

# ? Apr 29, 2016 08:20

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

What's it say?! I wanna see! I wanna see!

HellOnEarth posted:

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

His ~~jiggling~~ spinning is almost hypnotic. :stare:

Yes. It's like a lava lamp. :stare:

# ? Apr 29, 2016 15:46

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Do over Ham posted:

His ~~jiggling~~ spinning is almost hypnotic.

Yes. It's like a lava lamp.

I'm going to report this to the American Hypnotical Association...
...
...oh well, I guess it's not your fault...

# ? Apr 29, 2016 17:04

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Lumber... we need lumber...

Do over Ham posted:

His ~~jiggling~~ spinning is almost hypnotic.

Yes. It's like a lava lamp.

Double posting? That's a paddlin'.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 17:07

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Double posting? That's a paddlin'.

You know those posts, that are like, double posts, you know?

# ? Apr 29, 2016 17:22

Justice Sloth: Jun 10, 2012; Damn skippy.

Do over Ham posted:

You know those posts, that are like, double posts, you know?

I asked for the double double, but they gave me the double double double double.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 18:05

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

You know those posts, that are like, double posts, you know?

I'm beginning to think that Do over Ham isn't the brilliant tactician we thought he was...

# ? Apr 29, 2016 19:02

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Root Bear posted:

I'm beginning to think that Do over Ham isn't the brilliant tactician we thought he was...

The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it, the Carthaginians knew it, now you know it.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 19:18

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it, the Carthaginians knew it, now you know it.

The ~~Japanese~~Greeks? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Ha ha! Bosh! Flimshaw!

# ? Apr 29, 2016 19:35

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

The ~~Japanese~~Greeks? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Ha ha! Bosh! Flimshaw!

Let me be blunt. Is there a labor crisis in ~~America~~ Greece today?

# ? Apr 29, 2016 19:41

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Let me be blunt. Is there a labor crisis in ~~America~~ Greece today?

CharlieFoxtrot, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

# ? Apr 29, 2016 19:44

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

TMMadman posted:

The ~~Japanese~~Greeks? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Ha ha! Bosh! Flimshaw!

Perhaps you've heard of ~~Yakuza~~νονοί της νύχτας(Godfathers of the Night)? The poison fists of the ~~Pacific Rim~~ Meditteranean?

# ? Apr 29, 2016 20:04

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

The ~~Japanese~~Greeks? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Ha ha! Bosh! Flimshaw!

If only we'd listened to that goon, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 20:17

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MrSlam posted:

Perhaps you've heard of ~~Yakuza~~νονοί της νύχτας(Godfathers of the Night)? The poison fists of the ~~Pacific Rim~~ Meditteranean?

Put out an APB on Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Better start with Greek Town.

Bring back some of them gyros!

# ? Apr 29, 2016 21:16

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

IMJack posted:

Put out an APB on Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Better start with Greek Town.

Bring back some of them gyros!

That's some good work IMJack, you'll make sergeant for this.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 22:21

Justice Sloth: Jun 10, 2012; Damn skippy.

HellOnEarth posted:

That's some good work IMJack, you'll make sergeant for this.

Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless!

Justice Sloth fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Apr 29, 2016

# ? Apr 29, 2016 22:28

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

IMJack posted:

Put out an APB on Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Better start with Greek Town.

Bring back some of them gyros!

Um IMJack, you're talking into your wallet.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 22:41

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

HellOnEarth posted:

That's some good work IMJack, you'll make sergeant for this.

Quiet, HellOnEarth... or I will bust you down to sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 22:46

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

Quiet, HellOnEarth... or I will bust you down to sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

That's it, Hammy...climb the ranks...

# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:34

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

After The War posted:

That's it, Hammy...climb the ranks...

You don't control the birds.

You will someday, but not now.

# ? Apr 30, 2016 06:05

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

CatchrNdRy posted:

You don't control the birds.

You will someday, but not now.

That's not a quote, that's a bird on fire!

# ? Apr 30, 2016 13:10

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

That's not a quote, that's a bird on fire!

♩ Why do birds suddenly appear... ♫

# ? Apr 30, 2016 13:36

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

Root Bear posted:

That's not a quote, that's a bird on fire!

Motivated seller!

# ? Apr 30, 2016 15:24

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

CatchrNdRy posted:

You don't control the birds.

You will someday, but not now.

I know you can read my thoughts, CatchrNdRy. Just a little reminder, if I find out you cut class your rear end is mine.
That's right. I think words I would never say.

# ? Apr 30, 2016 16:07

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MrSlam posted:

I know you can read my thoughts, CatchrNdRy. Just a little reminder, if I find out you cut class your rear end is mine.
That's right. I think words I would never say.

I know you can read my thoughts MrSlam:

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

# ? Apr 30, 2016 16:17

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

♩ Why do birds suddenly appear... ♫

♫Some people call me the Space Cowboy...♩♩

# ? Apr 30, 2016 18:21

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

♫Some people call me the Space Cowboy...♩♩

Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been in your life?

# ? Apr 30, 2016 18:29

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

TMMadman posted:

Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been in your life?

My name is ~~Baka-nin~~ Otto and I like to get blotto.

# ? Apr 30, 2016 18:33

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

TMMadman posted:

Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been in your life?

The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need!

# ? Apr 30, 2016 19:06

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Class3KillStorm posted:

The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need!

According to the gas chromatograph the secret ingredient is...

Love?!

# ? Apr 30, 2016 19:10

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

The Nastier Nate posted:

According to the gas chromatograph the secret ingredient is...

Love?!

# ? Apr 30, 2016 19:11

Hatter106: Nov 25, 2006; bolshi fight za homosex

What episode that that gag where Homer (at least I think it was Homer) is reading some complex encyclopaedia or manual, gets confused, and has to look up increasingly simple terms in a dictionary?

# ? Apr 30, 2016 20:52

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simble: May 11, 2004

The one where he tells the story of Maggie getting born. He's looking up marketing for the bowling alley.

BOWLING! *BANG* GET YOUR BOWLING HERE!!

# ? Apr 30, 2016 21:00

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