Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Caped Baldy gets no respect.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 03:35

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# ? May 12, 2024 15:00

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Endless Mike posted:

As a former Floridian, I really want that hat.

As a current Floridian I can say that the scene portrayed in this comic was probably based on an actual event.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 21:04

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

As someone who's never been to Florida, all I can say is lol Rick Trager. :v:

# ? Apr 29, 2016 22:02

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Trast posted:

As a current Floridian I can say that the scene portrayed in this comic was probably based on an actual event.

Oh I'm sure. I had a date with a girl from Michigan the other night and I realized a lot of things I recognize as normal probably aren't for people from the rest of the country.

# ? Apr 30, 2016 01:14

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

I present:

Spider-man water-skiing on skis made of webbing while being pulled by Namor doing the breast-stroke.

# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:44

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Lurdiak posted:

I present:

Spider-man water-skiing on skis made of webbing while being pulled by Namor doing the breast-stroke.

This sounds like a fever dream, but no, there it is. They should have sent a poet :swoon:

# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:00

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Lurdiak posted:

I present:

Spider-man water-skiing on skis made of webbing while being pulled by Namor doing the breast-stroke.

You want the touching moments thread.

# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:02

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lurdiak posted:

I present:

Spider-man water-skiing on skis made of webbing while being pulled by Namor doing the breast-stroke.

Breaststroke has both arms move at once, that's a crawl-stroke. Or maybe... a wall-crawler stroke?

# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:16

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Bruceski posted:

Or maybe... a wall-crawler stroke?

Can they put that kind of thing in mainstream comics?

# ? Apr 30, 2016 12:13

Picklepuss: Jul 12, 2002

Namor is no Josh Trank. He's masterful -- confident!

# ? Apr 30, 2016 16:07

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Picklepuss posted:

Namor is no Josh Trank. He's masterful -- confident!

C'mon, Ben, calling Atlantians "fishy" is hella racist.

# ? Apr 30, 2016 17:28

Electric_Mud: May 31, 2011; >10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

Transformers vs Gi Joe #12

# ? Apr 30, 2016 17:52

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

robziel posted:

Transformers vs Gi Joe #12

HE TORE OFF GRIMLOCK'S HEAD AND MADE HIM A SOCK PUPPET! :stare:

# ? Apr 30, 2016 20:37

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

I appreciate that this Megatron is a fusion of the best Megatrons. Big cannon on one arm like G1, T-Rex head for a hand like Beast Wars.

# ? Apr 30, 2016 23:04

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

So what does he transform into?

# ? Apr 30, 2016 23:05

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Banana.

# ? Apr 30, 2016 23:36

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Wait, when did Death and Constantine do a safe sex PSA... and why?

# ? Apr 30, 2016 23:41

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

During one of the Death miniseries. And because it's important.

# ? May 1, 2016 00:01

Rohan Kishibe: Oct 29, 2011; Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

If you've got latex allergies, you are just SOL.

# ? May 1, 2016 00:03

Name Change: Oct 9, 2005

robziel posted:

Transformers vs Gi Joe #12

SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT

# ? May 1, 2016 00:16

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Megatron's right, I can't be bothered with Amazon Prime either.

# ? May 1, 2016 00:20

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Kwyndig posted:

Wait, when did Death and Constantine do a safe sex PSA... and why?

1994 and

Uthor posted:

During one of the Death miniseries. And because it's important.

Death Talks About Life

# ? May 1, 2016 01:20

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Oh whoops, i actually came here to post this:

# ? May 1, 2016 01:20

Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

a kitten posted:

Oh whoops, i actually came here to post this:

You know what my favorite part of this is?

My twisted logic thinking "Hey, hold it right there lady! You didn't mention the underline!"

# ? May 1, 2016 01:40

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

robziel posted:

Transformers vs Gi Joe #12

While certainly funny I also posit that it'd count as badass and/or touching that the only Prime he considers worthy of fighting is Optimus :unsmith:

# ? May 1, 2016 01:47

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Aphrodite posted:

So what does he transform into?

Gun with a T-Rex head for the barrel, duh.

# ? May 1, 2016 01:48

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Rohan Kishibe posted:

If you've got latex allergies, you are just SOL.

Sheepskin still exists (granted they lack the STI protection), as well as polyurethane and polyisoprene.

# ? May 1, 2016 01:59

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Gaz-L posted:

Gun with a T-Rex head for the barrel, duh.

Naw, T-Rex with a gun barrel sticking out its mouth.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:58

Nipponophile: Apr 8, 2009

Kwyndig posted:

Wait, when did Death and Constantine do a safe sex PSA... and why?

It was the 90s, ...and it was the 90s.

# ? May 1, 2016 06:09

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Uthor posted:

During one of the Death miniseries. And because it's important.

It appeared in a bunch of Vertigo titles.

# ? May 1, 2016 06:36

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kwyndig posted:

Wait, when did Death and Constantine do a safe sex PSA... and why?

Do you honestly not know why there were a million safe sex PSAs in the early 90s?

# ? May 1, 2016 06:49

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

The death toll among comic book nerds was horrifying

# ? May 1, 2016 07:13

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

SynthOrange posted:

The death toll among comic book nerds was horrifying

the Virginity Wars...

# ? May 1, 2016 07:20

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

a kitten posted:

Oh whoops, i actually came here to post this:

Hahaha, that reminds me of my favorite line in Black Dynamite where they guy playing one the militants reads his stage directions like they're part of his line. The look on Michael Jai White's face after that line is delivered sends me into fits of laughter every time.

The exchange:

quote:

Black Dynamite: If I was, you cats would already be dead. Now let me speak to the man in charge.
Militant #3: Sarcastically, I'm in charge.

# ? May 1, 2016 07:55

kujeger: Feb 19, 2004; OH YES HA HA

flosofl posted:

Hahaha, that reminds me of my favorite line in Black Dynamite where they guy playing one the militants reads his stage directions like they're part of his line. The look on Michael Jai White's face after that line is delivered sends me into fits of laughter every time.

The exchange:

this is amazing.

First, one actor says "the militants turn startled" before saying his actual line, then another actor does the "sarcastically, I'm in charge bit" -- then they both low-five, while White's stunned.

# ? May 1, 2016 11:23

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Might as well link it at this point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aoWVRhgEqI

# ? May 1, 2016 11:48

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Mierenneuker posted:

Might as well link it at this point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aoWVRhgEqI

For some reason i haven't seen that film, and i think i'm going to fix it.

a kitten fucked around with this message at 15:40 on May 1, 2016

# ? May 1, 2016 15:36

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

a kitten posted:

For some reason i haven't seen that film, and i think i'm going to fix it.

It's seriously amazing, I love it so much.

# ? May 1, 2016 18:09

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

The cartoon's pretty good too.

# ? May 1, 2016 19:59

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# ? May 12, 2024 15:00

poly and open-minded: Nov 22, 2006; In BOD we trust

In Lake Placid, Brendan Gleeson says "Everyone's a comedian sarcastic" completely deadpan. I can't find a good clip of it though

# ? May 2, 2016 01:22

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