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Fidel Castronaut posted:Hey, guys, is there any way I can prove to everybody here that I'm a rube that society has passed by and that I'm really resentful of my cultural irrelevance? When I hear the word 'culture', that's when I reach for my revolver.
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Maoist Pussy posted:When I hear the word 'culture', that's when I reach for my revolver. Jeez, I didn't take you for the sort who got so triggered that they contemplated suicide. Calm down, bro!
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Okay, but, like, folks were talking about their transphobic anxieties and then you mentioned Bernie and that is what we call a "switcheroo." It's a pretty clever comeback so you should own it. That's how you make friends, bro. Maybe you make your friends on the somethingawful forums but I do not.
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May 1, 2016 02:03
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I can't wait for 2020 when the Republican nominee runs on a platform of letting Americans say "that's gay" again so that I can be free of this politically correct nightmare hellscape. Why would incumbent Donald Trump run on that?
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I can't wait for 2020 when the Republican nominee runs on a platform of letting Americans say "that's gay" again so that I can be free of this politically correct nightmare hellscape. You have a very optimistic vision of the GOP circa 2020. I have a feeling in 2020 people will actually be killed in political rioting rather than this wimpy "my feelings will be hurt if you call me a racist" poo poo we have going on now.
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Jeez, I didn't take you for the sort who got so triggered that they contemplated suicide. Calm down, bro! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanns_Johst Sounds like you need to brush up on your culture, bro.
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May 1, 2016 02:04
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Prof. Lurker posted:Gallup poll, favorability ratings: For context, among Democrats and Democratic leaning independents: Clinton +46 Sanders +53 Republicans are staring into structural disaster even before you get to the part of their candidates being much less popular with their own constituents than the democrats.
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Maoist Pussy posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanns_Johst Not a chance I'm reading that. Bernice Anders posted:Maybe you make your friends on the somethingawful forums but I do not. Your loss, bro. This is a place for cool kids and when you're a goon, you're a goon all the way, from your first "unironically this" to your last "nice meltdown."
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Three Olives posted:For context, among Democrats and Democratic leaning independents: Did we give up when the Japanese took down the twin towers???
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May 1, 2016 02:07
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Not a chance I'm reading that. Wow I don't think anyone will be able to top the cringe factor of this post.
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May 1, 2016 02:09
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Bernice Anders posted:Wow I don't think anyone will be able to top the cringe factor of this post. Unironically this
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May 1, 2016 02:10
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I hope Ted loses his senate seat. I don't know how likely that is because he's in Texas. But I hope there's a concerted effort by the state party to ratfuck him right out of the Senate. Ted Cruz is human poo poo.
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Bernice Anders posted:Wow I don't think anyone will be able to top the cringe factor of this post. Haha, look at the guy who doesn't befriend his posting buddies irl. Haha, everybody, get a load of this loser!
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May 1, 2016 02:11
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OatmealRaisin posted:I hope Ted loses his senate seat. I don't know how likely that is because he's in Texas. But I hope there's a concerted effort by the state party to ratfuck him right out of the Senate. Ted Cruz is human poo poo. heard that the state republican establishment is firmly in his sticky ooze grip  what would a dethroned cruz do, though? fox? find a way to squirm back into power? my guess is work with some future campaign. he'll get into the white house one way or another
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May 1, 2016 02:12
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Not a chance I'm reading that. Exactly. When I fling some culture at you, you brace yourself for conflict. Good.
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Maoist Pussy posted:Exactly. When I fling some culture at you, you brace yourself for conflict. Good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppeteer
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logikv9 posted:heard that the state republican establishment is firmly in his sticky ooze grip in my ideal world he gets locked out of politics forever after his scorched earth operation to win the nomination and slinks off to host an unsyndicated AM radio show in the middle of the Texas desert. Or tries to slime back up to his native land but since he renounced his citizenship the mounties hand him back over to DHS, which sends him to Gitmo.
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May 1, 2016 02:17
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Obama is scheduled to tear Donald Trump a new rear end in a top hat in half an hour at the White House Press Correspondent's Dinner. Larry Wilmore will be there too.
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OatmealRaisin posted:in my ideal world he gets locked out of politics forever after his scorched earth operation to win the nomination and slinks off to host an unsyndicated AM radio show in the middle of the Texas desert. alternative scenario: he goes back to his old college job of being the zodiac killer
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May 1, 2016 02:18
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May 1, 2016 02:20
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I just hate Ted Cruz!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OatmealRaisin posted:I just hate Ted Cruz!!!!!!!!!!!! He's a nasty guy
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Zyla posted:I want to be friends with all the goons that will have me Out of the two goons I've met irl, one was some weird zionist gun dealer who used 2004-era SA catchphrases in real life and the other was a woman I had sex with. So, in my experience, they all have bad taste. 
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May 1, 2016 02:22
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OatmealRaisin posted:I just hate Ted Cruz!!!!!!!!!!!! same but unironically
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Obama is scheduled to tear Donald Trump a new rear end in a top hat in half an hour at the White House Press Correspondent's Dinner. Like the violent protestors, Obama is too stupid to understand that this will help the God Emperor.
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May 1, 2016 02:23
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Prof. Lurker posted:same but unironically I post a lot of poo poo white noise in this thread but rest assured my hatred of Ted Cruz is 100% unironic.
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May 1, 2016 02:24
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Out of the two goons I've met irl, one was some weird zionist gun dealer who used 2004-era SA catchphrases in real life and the other was a woman I had sex with. So, in my experience, they all have bad taste. Ive met a few goons and they've been alright people!
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May 1, 2016 02:27
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Obama is scheduled to tear Donald Trump a new rear end in a top hat in half an hour at the White House Press Correspondent's Dinner. Can't wait for Obama to tell some tepid jokes and for the general forums reaction to be "Hell yeah Trollbama  "
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May 1, 2016 02:28
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:Can't wait for Obama to tell some tepid jokes and for the general forums reaction to be "Hell yeah Trollbama The only funny part is how that unfunny gently caress Larry Wilmore doesn't even get half the ratings that Colbert did.
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:Can't wait for Obama to tell some tepid jokes and for the general forums reaction to be "Hell yeah Trollbama I don't think it's healthy to always be so concerned about what the "general forums reaction" is to everything
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May 1, 2016 02:33
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Remember five years ago when Obama humiliated Trump with him in the room, and then the next day interrupted The Apprentice to announce that he had overseen the killing of Osama Bin Laden? Good times.
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May 1, 2016 02:39
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Remember five years ago when Obama humiliated Trump with him in the room, and then the next day interrupted The Apprentice to announce that he had overseen the killing of Osama Bin Laden? There's a good chance Trump never would have run without that happening!
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Good Citizen posted:There's a good chance Trump never would have run without that happening! Obama really is the best President ever
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Maoist Pussy posted:When I hear the word 'culture', that's when I reach for my revolver. Look at this guy, not filling out the Tradition tree to get monuments and aqueducts in all the early cities.
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May 1, 2016 02:43
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Trump supporters itt are literal Nazis, who knew.
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MC Nietzche posted:You have a very optimistic vision of the GOP circa 2020. I expect a double digit body count for the R NC. By 2020 I'm presuming candidates will egg on their supporters to kill and eat other candidates supporters, so they may gain their votes.
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I cannot wait for Trump to be President, because when he is, then my rear end in a top hat supervisor gary won't be able to write me up for saying "gently caress" and "human being" on the shopping floor, even though that's ILLEGAL under the constitution (first amendment look it up).
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Jack of Hearts posted:Trump supporters itt are literal Nazis, who knew. I did.
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