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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


There's some super russian z-league poo poo on fight pass right now. In the first fight some skinny siberian-looking dude has opened up a big cut on the nose of his opponent. They couldn't stop the bleeding so they put a bandage on it and sent him back out there. He's fighting with a bandage across his nose right now.

e. the bandage fell off and it looks like they're stopping the fight.

fake e. nope. He's back out there again and they seem to be treating the blood as an in-ring obstacle.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
They managed to rip off a corner of the ring during this fight. EFN is awesome.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Hey try to make a guillotine.

corillon
Jun 18, 2004

When you giggle you leak piss.
Grimey Drawer
Have y'all seen flocombat? I am always up for even the lowest level of MMA so checked it out and they want 20 bucks a months to watch what seem to be Z-League cards. It would seem they should do some market research and see if there is a similar service offering a better product for less money. For 5 dollars a month I would have given them a shot.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

for all the haters out there who think i shouldn't fight here's a picture of me dead from light sparring. the comeback begins.
lmao

TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Apr 30, 2016

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011

I know a lot of fighters write similar posts but whatever that text on instagram is meant to convey it always screams to me of unmedicated schizophrenia or some other mental health issue.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

for all the haters out there who think i shouldn't fight here's a picture of me dead from light sparring. the comeback begins.

back in the saddle baby

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013


Titan FC 38 starts in 5 minutes

It features former WSOF WW Champion, Recent TUF Wash out, and two first name haver Steve Carl

The neck brace guy from UFC



and Jack "The Outlaw" May who is cool

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
its actually starting right now instead

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Co main event has a guy fighting with a 16 inch reach advantage according to their numbers.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
Steve Carl gettin hosed up

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Steve Carl got beaten up pretty good. Gigantic Jack May had his leg break, which is unfortunate because I wanted to see more of his opponent. Yosednis Cedeno had the platonic ideal of a Yosednis Cedeno fight, meaning that he spent 7 seconds of each round looking like an unstoppable world beater, and the other 4:53 masturbating and boring me.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/1/11549944/bellators-jordan-parsons-has-part-of-leg-amputated-after-apparent-hit

This is hosed up

Josuke Higashikata fucked around with this message at 19:38 on May 1, 2016

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
in other news http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/30/11544050/mma-fighter-lavar-johnson-receives-five-year-sentence-for-the-brutal

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/726501414516740103

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/726901037852966912

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lol

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
amazing

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
ahahahaha

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

lmao

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
has anyone spent more time injured than josh thomson?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Cain, maybe.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
And Cruz

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I don't even know how Thomson makes a living since he can't fight

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/726907588873441280

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Incredible

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
Somehow I missed that the biggest name in mma is fighting in one FC this weekend.

jadambaa narantungalag we have missed you

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

david carmichael posted:

Somehow I missed that the biggest name in mma is fighting in one FC this weekend.

jadambaa narantungalag we have missed you

hell yeah!!!

also congratulations to bundt cake whose posts have awakened the teen puncher from his slumber to fight his own brother in wsof http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-c...tory&soc_trk=tw

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

david carmichael posted:

Somehow I missed that the biggest name in mma is fighting in one FC this weekend.

jadambaa narantungalag we have missed you

that is a huge name

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
isn't that phoenix jones guy really mentally ill?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Skip My Posts posted:

isn't that phoenix jones guy really mentally ill?

Not everyone who's an idiot is mentally ill

Officer Sandvich
Feb 14, 2010
it takes a special kind of idiot to dress like a superhero and pick fights with drunk people

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Triticum Guzzler posted:

hell yeah!!!

also congratulations to bundt cake whose posts have awakened the teen puncher from his slumber to fight his own brother in wsof http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-c...tory&soc_trk=tw

woooooo, and lol

Skip My Posts posted:

isn't that phoenix jones guy really mentally ill?

idk he holds a job supposedly caring for people who cant care for themselves but hes definitely a criminal

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Ben is lucky he chose to be a superhero in Seattle, if it was a city with any real crime he wouldve been killed already. When it comes to violent crime in WA Seattle is probably ranked 4th, Tacoma is easily #1 and Tacoma isnt even top 30 in the nation. Hes likes to take advantage of washingtons Mutual Combat law and pick on drunk people in the streets

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

fatherdog posted:

Not everyone who's an idiot is mentally ill

for sure

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
it feels weird posting this in here and not the kickboxing thread, but french mma guy amokrane sabet was shot to death in bali after stabbing a police officer (also death). which sounds about right.

http://bali.coconuts.co/2016/05/02/police-disclose-chronology-incident-leading-amokrane-sabets-death-officer-stabbed-8-times

*literal video of amokrane's death* http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=321_1462182880

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
God help any people in this forum who actually want to see that retarded video

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
brutal death-by-police cams ain't what they used to be

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
On a lighter note, knight fighting promotion Battle Of Nations begins their yearly tournament tomorrow, streaming here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCJlWtsIm_I
Here are the brackets: http://botn.info/news/en-tournament-brackets-for-the-battle-of-the-nations-2016

individual865 fucked around with this message at 17:15 on May 4, 2016

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

I.N.R.I posted:

God help any people in this forum who actually want to see that retarded video
oh no it's quite easy all they have to do is click the "hyper"link. apologies for getting into technical jargon

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That Jordan Parsons guy who had his leg amputated after the hit and run accident has died.

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