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deep impact on vhs posted:i'd like to interject for a moment and say that the antivirus guy is actually good. lol Paul MaudDib posted:One rule will never catch 99.9% of anything. You're an idiot who's trying to score points by making an impossible request. this after saying that AV can catch 99.9% of malware Paul MaudDib posted:Do you not drive with seatbelts because someone might t-bone you at 80 miles per hour and in that case you'd die anyway? Antivirus picks most of the low-hanging fruit - yeah the NSA is getting in regardless, but you don't have to make it easy for the first script-kiddie who gets a chance at you. yes. i drive without a seatbelt
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OSI bean dip posted:yes. i drive without a seatbelt jokes on him my car doesn't even have seatbelts
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LordSaturn posted:the existence of a coding standard is not an indictment of the language it is for This is some extremely good poo poo right here
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vOv posted:remind me, baud dudes is the secthread gang tag right. i'm about to swap avatars and i don't want to commit a fax piss spankmeister posted:i put forth a proposal for a new gang tag for the thread:
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I LIKE TO SMOKE WEE posted:This is some extremely good poo poo right here to be fair I think the guy who was complaining about C was actually complaining about preprocessor conditionals where the define is not in this file, which are of course a very common thing and yeah, those are kind of balls to deal with, and their ubiquity is not a good feature of C I'm just glad nobody's defending the practice that rule was actually about 
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Jabor posted:The necessity of #define NOMINMAX in windows code is absolutely hilaribad. But that's because Windows is bad, and has nothing to do with C, right?? I literally had no idea, so I went and looked it up http://stackoverflow.com/a/4914108 posted:Using NOMINMAX is the only not-completely-evil way to include <windows.h>. You should also define UNICODE and STRICT. Although the latter is defined by default by modern implementations.  What the gently caress is going on in Windows I want nothing to do with this ever
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Jabor posted:The necessity of #define NOMINMAX in windows code is absolutely hilaribad. I recommend #define STRICT too
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spankmeister posted:can you not The fuckup is coming from inside the thread again make it stooooooop
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I LIKE TO SMOKE WEE posted:The fuckup is coming from inside the thread again make it stooooooop Oh wait the undef should have been in another file got it
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Wheany posted:i'm just looking forward to when ", lol" replaces period as the end-of sentence marker universally
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spankmeister posted:can you not it's pointless to undefine NOMINMAX, windows.h is "namespace pollution, the header". in fact NOMINMAX prevents it from defining min and max as macros that break standard C++ code (where min/max are "standard" function names that are almost language extensions)
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jony ive aces posted:and "so " replaces a capital as the start of sentence marker, lol so , lol
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:let's make a new separate internet and only let trusted people on so it's secure from the beginning im late to this post but http://mashable.com/2015/10/29/kim-dotcom-meganet/#6KDQlDMrm8qw meganet  im sure this thread's talked about this before but i cant wait to see how this doesn't work
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Jewel posted:i cant wait to see how this doesn't work 
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Jewel posted:im late to this post but quote:there will be no IP addresses on MegaNet [...] meaning the server cannot be easily hacked. Rather, it will use a new, faster form of blockchain to exchange data There will be no unique identifier, it will be replaced by a unique string of identifiers, got it. Also who needs to be able to uniquely locate resources on a network? I'm sure mybank.blockchain will always lead me to the legit site and not a blockchain collision or something that this idiot hasn't thought of.
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the antivirus stuff is pretty funny seeing as the best one has been an integral part of windows since 8
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vOv posted:cool (i decided not to go with a tag tho, didn't fit the ~aesthetic~) quote:We demonstrate spoofing against reference stations, which then amplifies our attack by re-transmitting the faulty information to dependent systems. whoops
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https://labs.detectify.com/2016/04/28/slack-bot-token-leakage-exposing-business-critical-information/ im mostly just mad I didn't think about writing a scraper for slack api keys to rake in that sweet bounty cash
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i goatse'd patreon's slack engineering channel using their own api keys and all i got was a shoutout on risky.biz
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Rufus Ping posted:i goatse'd patreon's slack engineering channel using their own api keys and all i got was a shoutout on risky.biz this was high quality goatse use
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uncurable mlady posted:https://labs.detectify.com/2016/04/28/slack-bot-token-leakage-exposing-business-critical-information/ there's still hipchat? but i doubt it has something recognizable like that xoxp thing.
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spankmeister posted:https://grsecurity.net/rap_announce.php
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Paul MaudDib posted:Why? It's just YOSPOS having some drunken weekend anal leakage. You've got OSI Bean Dip, the Internet Antivirus Expert who once interned at Symantec or something, who just keeps asking someone to explain antivirus to him and who thinks the NSA is going after grandma's cat pictures (the explanation he gave in the thread he linked for why antivirus sucked, after I got past all the "under construction" paragraphs), and a bunch of white noise posters.  Security Fuckup Megathread - v12.1.3 - drunken weekend anal leakage
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These kinds of slapfights are why I follow this thread. They're instances where conflicting knowledge is fought over, and learning happens (well, for me.)
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May 1, 2016 22:19
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no learning happens if you don't tell the idiot what to be doing instead of AV (like read about network edge monitoring)
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I apparently interned at Symantec
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May 1, 2016 22:57
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wow congrats on your internship it's not one of those unpaid ones right?
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May 1, 2016 23:10
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Phone posted:wow congrats on your internship $45K a year is pretty good for an intern
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OSI bean dip posted:I apparently interned at Symantec is that where you were making your dece 4.5 figgies?
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i remember way back when the family had a diskette labeled F-PROT BOOT DISK and it was like some sort of holy relic, pretty much the only disk i wasn't allowed to touch
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Captain Foo posted:i remember way back when the family had a diskette labeled F-PROT BOOT DISK and it was like some sort of holy relic, pretty much the only disk i wasn't allowed to touch spoiler: it was your dads porn
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Gus Hobbleton posted:is that where you were making your dece 4.5 figgies? I took a free 1 year sub to their AV as pay
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ymgve posted:spoiler: it was your dads porn lol
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