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Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Endie posted:

I am an embittered man.

Well we all are for different reasons.

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Altran
Mar 20, 2013
Shame CCP isn't paying you seeing how seriously you take this game.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Altran posted:

Shame CCP isn't paying you seeing how seriously you take this game.

what do you think the multi-dollar media empire is for :sun:

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
I thought it supplied the mad dog 20/20 at the boat party. Which is like a yacht party only it's at boats house.

Still no girls though.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Rhymenoserous posted:

I thought it supplied the mad dog 20/20 at the boat party. Which is like a yacht party only it's at boats house.

Still no girls though.

I hadn't seen or even heard of mad dog in like 10 years. Goddamn that stuff is vile.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Rhymenoserous posted:

I thought it supplied the mad dog 20/20 at the boat party. Which is like a yacht party only it's at boats house.

Still no girls though.

Nah, it pays for the actual (paddle) boat at the boat party. The MD comes from the remnants of the legal defense fund.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Orange Red Bull posted:

what are you browsing on your phone that queer is even in its language model

makes you think

Globby probably has a pretty comprehensive grindr account

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.

I am howling. Everyone shut the gently caress up about Eve and read this thread.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

I am howling. Everyone shut the gently caress up about Eve and read this thread.

This. I'm not sure whether to double over with laughter or cry sad tears for the terrible advice therein. "Who shall find a valiant MRA? Look: We are all around you!"

This is why I disagree with Dear Leader -- r/eve is a community! Indeed, it is a culture! Unfortunately, it's the kind of culture that's usually grown in petri dishes while wearing a positive pressure suit.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Ok what the gently caress did I just read?

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

vyst posted:

Globby probably has a pretty comprehensive grindr account

at least i get some

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Holy gently caress LoB bringing EVE to a/t

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

avatarinwin posted:

at least i get some

Every time Globby shoots his load he pictures a bunch of stealth bombers being ejected from a Bowhead

e: And every time, after he finishes, the police show up to take him away

ullerrm fucked around with this message at 23:04 on May 2, 2016

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



avatarinwin posted:

at least i get some

Yea my fiancée wants to wait until marriage so what

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Forum ate vyst's post :rip:

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

vyst posted:

Yea my fiancée wants to wait until marriage so what

I bet she doesn't say that to her "special friend" tom

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



There is no way in God's green earth that is real.

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus
Ama



No not really

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.

ullerrm posted:

Every time Globby shoots his load he pictures a bunch of stealth bombers being ejected from a Bowhead

e: And every time, after he finishes, the police show up to take him away

And like a career criminal, he always gets off.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Zephyrine posted:

Ama



No not really

lol

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.

Zephyrine posted:

Ama



No not really

Please be a fakepost, my poor heart can't take the loss of my favourite freighter pilot.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
all the directors who don't log in like the ones currently out leading fleets, entosising enemy sov, or being on that real poo poo.





baggage

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
She never stole so much as a single firework.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

ullerrm posted:

Every time Globby shoots his load he pictures a bunch of stealth bombers being ejected from a Bowhead

e: And every time, after he finishes, the police show up to take him away

haha

nex
Jul 23, 2001

øæå¨æøåø
Grimey Drawer

Endie posted:

An impressive ability to miss the point, but I'm struggling to state it in simpler terms: the imperium won't recover its sov when it gets ADMs low enough that it can sneakily set a few timers. It'll retake its sov - assuming that happens, which I do - when the balance of forces is sufficient that it doesn't matter if there are a few more minutes to hang around on grid, because they'll kill whatever comes along to try and disrupt enotosing. At that point, as happened in the first part of the war in the other direction, they'll contest a couple of timers then the opposition will gently caress off and the rest will be a dawdle.

Edit: as deadtear said, what I was saying about swordfleets is that they're about keeping people logging in. Not logging in is habit forming.

Agree

Draup
Jun 19, 2008

Zephyrine posted:

Ama



No not really

Nothing of value was lost.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Here's my 10,000 word complaint attention whore post where I cite no examples and whine like a tea kettle.

Venom Snake fucked around with this message at 23:57 on May 2, 2016

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Venom Snake posted:

Here's my 10,000 word complaint attention whore post were I site no examples and whine like a tea kettle.

*cite

Altran
Mar 20, 2013

Zephyrine posted:

Ama



No not really

Mate sad to see you go, you ferried my first newbee contract from jita to ya0 for free when I just joined with nearly 0 isk, only a Raven to my name.

You could have just drop everything and become an f1 pusher in GSF, I don't have access to what you see in the ivory towers but mittens is now going around in various comms trying to get member to join fleet and etc, you can get a sense that they are trying.

At least join PL.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Venom Snake posted:

Here's my 10,000 word complaint attention whore post were I cite no examples and whine like a tea kettle.

*where

:shobon:

e: Feel like a real response. Sorry to see you go, Angelique. I'm not going to point-by-point dissect your post; I'll just say "good luck" -- and I think you'll need it, because you're leaving a slightly damaged lawn in search of FieldTurf.

ullerrm fucked around with this message at 00:03 on May 3, 2016

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Zephyrine posted:

Ama



No not really

Ignore the local band of butthurts in this thread

gwrtheyrn
Oct 21, 2010

AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!
:ironicat:

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Venom Snake posted:

all the directors who don't log in like the ones currently out leading fleets, entosising enemy sov, or being on that real poo poo.





baggage

Which directors are those?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

cravius posted:

Which directors are those?

even i am entosising things

aryth tried but got his rapier quickly blown up

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

ullerrm posted:

*where

:shobon:

e: Feel like a real response. Sorry to see you go, Angelique. I'm not going to point-by-point dissect your post; I'll just say "good luck" -- and I think you'll need it, because you're leaving a slightly damaged lawn in search of FieldTurf.

I finished my work on said lawn before I went. God the work never ended.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
Stront-checked a small tower in our static last night, it re-inforced but only for 5 hours. I went to bed and set my alarm, the other guys bubbled the tower and set up on it.

About three hours in it's just one guy watching the tower as the others have gone to work/whatever and he steps out to go get dinner for 20 minutes. He comes back just in time to see a rattlesnake warp to a new signature, which turns out to be a highsec (of course it does) and jump through having shot down one of the bubbles on the tower. The rattler was the only thing worthwhile in the POS.

https://zkillboard.com/related/31001293/201605021700/

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Zephyrine posted:

I finished my work on said lawn before I went. God the work never ended.

:rip: you.


Shoulda joined hole squad. :smith:

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

darth cookie posted:

:rip: you.


Shoulda joined hole squad. :smith:

I love hole squad but I'm not bittervet enough to retire in there.

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Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004

PH??? Huh, so this is what a full blown mental breakdown looks like.

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