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Buckwheat Sings
Feb 9, 2005

Hollismason posted:

Having Juries being acutely aware of jury nullification would be a loving horrific turn of events for the legal system in general. In some areas you're not even allowed to bring it up. Its that shitastic of a idea.

Rosa Parks would probably disagree with that assessment.

Jury Nullification is fine.

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high six
Feb 6, 2010

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

I am on the end citizen's united list whatever and their poo poo goes straight into a folder of political bullshit, but i did see that they're "giving away" these stickers:



Totes subscribed for that bumper sticker.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Ron Jeremy posted:

It really bothers me that the yoda gangbang doesn't sync up. At least not on my awful app. Also, I kinda liked my AV. I've had it forever.. Hope this is a temporary gimmick and not a tax on shot posting

There are some noted shitposters lacking the av and some good posters with it, so it's probably random. I hope both the AV and the targets change each month. :allears:

MC Nietzche
Oct 26, 2004

Evil Fluffy posted:

There are some noted shitposters lacking the av and some good posters with it, so it's probably random. I hope both the AV and the targets change each month. :allears:

Nah I want the future of USPOL to be a Yoda, raping a Luke, forever. It seems...fitting.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Phone post with avatars off is the way to go.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

DemeaninDemon posted:

Phone post with avatars off is the way to go.

I always leave avs on, but I've had sigs off for so long I'll periodically forget SA has them until someone mentions them

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Kilroy posted:

I don't see what sovcits have to do with anything? Do you calculate your position on issues by figuring out what a sovcit would think or do, and then invert that? Sovcits can be right about jury nullification and still be idiots, you know.

Speaking as someone that's worked with jury selection, yes. In the civil litigation aspect of it, not criminal.

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
I found why people vote Trump! http://patch.com/massachusetts/milf...utm_content=aol

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I remember seeing this years ago, it's a fantastic speech. Too bad he doesn't know how to pause between sentences but he may have been under a time crunch.

I like this speech too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrEbJBFWIPk

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I remember seeing this years ago, it's a fantastic speech. Too bad he doesn't know how to pause between sentences but he may have been under a time crunch.

I like this speech too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrEbJBFWIPk

Some Lutheran wasn't a fan of Zach back in the day: http://thehighmidlife.blogspot.com/2011/12/zach-wahls-is-messed-up-heres-how.html

The 'men are disposable' line is super-duper pathetic.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Boywhiz88 posted:

Just a reminder because it was discussed in the last page about how terrible the WHCD is and CNN is.

They failed to cut coverage of the dinner last year when the Baltimore riots broke out.

http://reason.com/blog/2015/04/26/cnn-wont-cut-away-from-white-house-corre

So yes, the entire event is a public display of masturbation and I really appreciate that Joe McHale and Larry Wilmore really want after the media.

I just watched it. Obama got a better crowd reaction than Wilmore, but I figure that's because Wilmore's jokes were blunter, and he's not the POTUS. I did enjoy Wilmore's take on "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer", but mostly because it reminded me of that rumor that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.

I like the dinner. Media needs to get roasted every once and a while. And you can make them sit and take it when you attach it to the one of the biggest news sources in the nation.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Armani posted:

Some Lutheran wasn't a fan of Zach back in the day: http://thehighmidlife.blogspot.com/2011/12/zach-wahls-is-messed-up-heres-how.html

The 'men are disposable' line is super-duper pathetic.

"God made us to breed in a specific way as made evident by failure to produce progeny my feelings of inadequacy."

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
Andrew Sullivan is a moral leper. His latest, where he blames our hyper-democratic nation for Trump is especially execrable, but he's been lacking a leg to stand on since he went into the wilderness solo. I watched this man lose a LGBT marriage argument to a literal Dominionist clergyman in the dumbest way possible (he conceded that LGBT marriage would lead to polygamy and Sharia law) and I can't stand that he's been invited back into polite society.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I think I figured the av out, Luke is Cruz and Yoda is Trump

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Rhesus Pieces posted:

The American Family Foundation is "testing" Target's inclusive bathroom policy by sending men into women's restrooms.


There's just so much to unpack here, I don't know where to start.

Has anyone told them yet that's how bathrooms have always worked and nobody really cares who uses what bathroom unless they're being creepy?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Republicans posted:

Has anyone told them yet that's how bathrooms have always worked and nobody really cares who uses what bathroom unless they're being creepy?

Since when have facts worked with nutbags?

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I think I figured the av out, Luke is Cruz and Yoda is Trump

Much like in The Leftovers, we just need to accept that it happened and try to carry on and find meaning in our post-avatar departure world any way we can.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Ghetto Prince posted:

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-news/watch/cruz-confronts-trump-supporters-in-indiana-677847107590

I saw this clip today and I thought it was interesting that he was willing to cross the street to try and reason with a bunch of Trump supporters. I'm starting to think he really believes his own bullshit.

I'm not real sure how much you know about Ted Cruz so this might be telling you poo poo you already know, but...

Yes. He believes every word of what he says. People who say that Trump is dangerous are right, but they are omitting the caveat to that.

Ted Cruz is worse.

Seriously. Do some research. He is a loving terrorist. His dream is to torch the Constitution (including the bill of rights), disband the government and install a brutal theocracy that forces Sharia Law rebranded as "strong christian values" on to us. Im not loving joking here. He really intends to do this. Its his true goal in life. Remember a couple days back when Boehner called him Lucifer? He wasn't dropping sick burns. He was flat out telling the truth. Time and again people who have had to deal with him overwhelmingly hate the guy. Not in a "yea he is kind of a douche bag" way. They hate him in a "Mother fucker is evil" way. That whole joke running around about how his room mate in college caught poo poo for not smothering him in his sleep, little too much truth to that. Time and again, no one likes him. And they all say the same things. The nicest things people have said is that one day, eventually, he will die.

This is a guy who's favorite thing is a photo of himself getting poo poo stomped by the US Supreme court. He prides himself on costing this country $24 BILLION shutting down the government over ACA. Understand. The biggest failure of this entire primary season is that the media has largely hand waived Cruz's record, A record he is proud of, of being a loving sociopathic monster. They have given him a pass because Trump has been a clown show. And that is bullshit. Trump is the worst human being still running for president only because Ted Cruz doesn't qualify as a human being.

Make no mistake. Trump is a walking disaster. But hope. HOPE that Trump hits 1237 to eliminate any chance of Ted Cruz winning the republican nomination. Dick loving Cheney would be a less evil choice.

Again, you may already know this. Honestly its not directed at any one person. Its directed at everyone who thinks Trump is the worst possible option out of the remaining candidates for PotUS.


Peztopiary posted:

Andrew Sullivan is a moral leper. His latest, where he blames our hyper-democratic nation for Trump is especially execrable, but he's been lacking a leg to stand on since he went into the wilderness solo. I watched this man lose a LGBT marriage argument to a literal Dominionist clergyman in the dumbest way possible (he conceded that LGBT marriage would lead to polygamy and Sharia law) and I can't stand that he's been invited back into polite society.

Thats the problem with polite society. They, out of politeness, keep letting them back in.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Genocide Tendency posted:


... Cruz stuff

His dream is to torch the Constitution (including the bill of rights), disband the government and install a brutal theocracy that forces Sharia Law rebranded as "strong christian values" on to us.

... Cruz stuff


This is a guy who's favorite thing is a photo of himself getting poo poo stomped by the US Supreme court.


... Cruz stuff


Reminders

1) His father raised him with a messiah complex.
2) IIRC, the SCOTUS case was him arguing to execute a man that the lower courts said was innocent. "No gently caress you, I sentenced that man to die and he's gonna die!"

Serious gently caress Texas. There are clips of Perry getting cheers for having the most executions.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 202 days!

MC Nietzche posted:

Nah I want the future of USPOL to be a Yoda, raping a Luke, forever. It seems...fitting.

To really match the tone of the thread, we'd need Drunkle Sam avs.

Hermano
Oct 23, 2008

Taima posted:

I never thought I would see the person who is more punchable than Ted Cruz, but somehow we found him. Maybe that's why Ted took the time out to "debate" with this dude, it was his moment to be in a photo with someone more repulsive than he is.



I disagree. It's just Ted's "Debate Team" instinct to impotently defend his honor against the onslaught of Indiana's Eric Cartman. Ted is a rube being taken for a ride by a hick with more social grace and awareness than he will ever command. He'll never be president.

Incidentally, Yoda rapes with the rythm.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrNiRngMhc

Here's what happens when you have a major political party constantly vilifying people who need government assistance to survive.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kilroy posted:

Nah it's a great idea, thanks. Checks and balances.

Rule of law doesn't need a check against it. The continual move to turn trials more and more into spectacle instead of being about objective truth(I know this has always been the case, but jury selection seems to have gotten worse from the outside) is poisonous to actual justice happening.

Once nullification is out in the open, good luck on any minority or person doing unpopular things getting justice in any way. We already see it with the slut defense in rape cases, and I could easily see attorneys bringing up someone's unpopular profession (think porn star or abortion provider) as a way to signal the garbage people to just acquit.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

bowser posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrNiRngMhc

Here's what happens when you have a major political party constantly vilifying people who need government assistance to survive.

What a good christian woman.

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.

bowser posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrNiRngMhc

Here's what happens when you have a major political party constantly vilifying people who need government assistance to survive.

yikes

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


bowser posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrNiRngMhc

Here's what happens when you have a major political party constantly vilifying people who need government assistance to survive.

Surprised the video cut off before everyone applauded.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

bowser posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrNiRngMhc

Here's what happens when you have a major political party constantly vilifying people who need government assistance to survive.

Welp now I'm pissed.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Edit: wrong thread!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

bowser posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrNiRngMhc

Here's what happens when you have a major political party constantly vilifying people who need government assistance to survive.

Wow. It is amazing how much the American right wants people to suffer and die needlessly.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams
Holy poo poo, that video.

E: the little kid in the cart not really knowing what's going on sets my heart off like crazy :smith:

NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE
Dec 10, 2001
I send you this file in order to have your advice!
I cannot stop laughing while picturing this:

Rough day for Cruz.At last stop a man pulled the "too slow" handshake trick on him then shouted Cruz looked like a “fish monster"@bgittleson

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
embedded that for ya:

https://twitter.com/TomLlamasABC/status/727274851900248066

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



What is this election

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

And just like that, we the best that America has. What a day of low valleys and high peaks so far.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
it's so great i might honestly shed a tear :911:

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


bowser posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrNiRngMhc

Here's what happens when you have a major political party constantly vilifying people who need government assistance to survive.

I read an article someone wrote a free weeks ago that touched on the concept of a lack of empathy that society has now. Her brother had died from a heroin addiction and on the anniversary of his death her mother posted about it and the comments were filled with assholes calling him a junky and that he deserved it and such and how this sort of thing is common where anyone that needs help or has something bad happen is then yelled at through social media. She attributed this partly to the ease of dehumanizing people through the internet and how in person you have to see someone's facial reaction and you then know when you have gone to far in saying something bad. However I think that this video is an example that she isn't entirely correct. The real meat of the issue is that in the last thirty or so years (probably longer) there has been a concerted effort to create a message that anyone that needs help is a failure and deserves whatever bad thing happens to them.

The obvious intent of that is to destroy the social safety net so you get idiots like this woman thinking that any significant part of her taxes go towards this man's family's food stamps. Social media is the easy place to yell at the "takers" but it's becoming more of a common thing for these videos of people that have been stewing in the juices of hate media to finally decide they need to say something to the people that are stealing THEIR money and should just be working harder than 56 hours a week if they want their kids to have dinner. I think it's partly that we want to believe if these people actually met a family in need in person and weren't just some nebulous internet example that they would change their attitude but really it's clear we are past that point. It also raises severe questions into the line that private charities will be able to cover government social services. Obviously they can't possible do that but the fallacy that people will donate enough to cover starving people is made more questionable when people like this are the ones that would be asked to give. How are we supposed to believe a person outraged that her tax dollars are feeding this man's children is going to give enough to her church for them to be able to feed any significant amount of people? I understand there's this weird place where a person can be a hate filled caricature in one aspect of his or her life and then be giving in other ways, but there's simply no way this person (or most people realistically) would be willing to give enough to offset the destruction of food stamps alone.

It's been a problem for years but we've allowed the right wing to fester in their own alternate reality for so long we are going to see a lot more of these types of confrontations as the people that have been led to believe they are being robbed through taxes feel the pinch as well and lash out at who they've been told are the ones stealing their paychecks. It's not like anyone with a real voice is really fighting against that narrative.

NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE posted:

I cannot stop laughing while picturing this:

Rough day for Cruz.At last stop a man pulled the "too slow" handshake trick on him then shouted Cruz looked like a “fish monster"@bgittleson

If a video of this doesn't surface then the panopticon of omnipresent camera phones I was promised has failed.

EDIT: Horay!

Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 13:05 on May 3, 2016

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
oh man there's a video of the cruz handshake fakeout: https://twitter.com/GMA/status/727456210677469184

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

bowser posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrNiRngMhc

Here's what happens when you have a major political party constantly vilifying people who need government assistance to survive.

this video makes me sick

TheQat posted:

oh man there's a video of the cruz handshake fakeout: https://twitter.com/GMA/status/727456210677469184

this video is the greatest treasure of humanity

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

TheQat posted:

oh man there's a video of the cruz handshake fakeout: https://twitter.com/GMA/status/727456210677469184

:melter:

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Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Radish posted:

The real meat of the issue is that in the last thirty or so years (probably longer) there has been a concerted effort to create a message that anyone that needs help is a failure and deserves whatever bad thing happens to them.

The obvious intent of that is to destroy the social safety net so you get idiots like this woman thinking that any significant part of her taxes go towards this man's family's food stamps.

I disagree with your assumption here and the intent you ascribe to it.

I think people classify food stamp users and the generally less fortunate as fundamentally broken mooching losers because that lets them not face the horrible reality of the randomness in this world. "There, but for the grace of God, go I" is a really really scary concept, so people instead cling to the idea of a just world. Psychological tests show that people are really freaked out by the idea that randomness is in charge and that they have no control over things that impact them.

The person doing the attacking in the video is less trying to belittle that person and more trying to reassure themselves that they are not at risk of finding themselves in the same situation.

They are also an rear end in a top hat.

Shifty Pony fucked around with this message at 13:45 on May 3, 2016

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