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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
that was an epic-rear end thread, with special appearances by jon pop, dare and adama2014/jessica dupre himself.

lowtax owned a bunch of people, laughs were had and we pulled the rubber mask off of jessica dupre to reveal old man adama.

the one thing I learned is that it's v funny how adama2014 is marooned here now after he got ip-banned from the surprisingly responsible robot fetish board.

what did you learn, gbs?

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I learned that people actually care about this poo poo and can follow it? drat lol

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I learned that if given the chance I would undoubtedly upload my soul / thought patterns / memories into a super-hot robot that didn't need no man to repair itself. :nyd:

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
deffo missed this must of been returning video tapes

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Something something sex workers' rights, robot sentience vs. AI rape, publicly outing otherkin fetishists, robo-love, robo-hate, the meaning of skeletons...

:ffg::roboluv::hb:

It's been a wild ride lemme tell ya~!

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I learned that goons will spend 50 pages talking about how they aren't misogynists and then also make half a dozen new threads insulting women based on their appearance.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

ScrubLeague posted:

I learned that goons will spend 50 pages talking about how they aren't misogynists and then also make half a dozen new threads insulting women based on their appearance.

To be fair, some of the threads were about their attitudes and idiosyncrasies, and about their tendency to age.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I missed the whole thing and dont' know any names you said except jon pop

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I learned that if given the chance I would undoubtedly upload my soul / thought patterns / memories into a super-hot robot that didn't need no man to repair itself. :nyd:

Same.

Let's all be fembots.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Who is adama

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I'd this the new mra thread?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

who is adama and jessica dupree isn't real drat yo

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I learned that if given the chance I would undoubtedly upload my soul / thought patterns / memories into a super-hot robot that didn't need no man to repair itself. :nyd:

right now i'm reading this book about the singularity, pro read imo.

p sure that's like lit porn for those robot fetishists

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

Didn't we have something big on the forums involving robot sex that ended with tons of people having robot sex related avatars?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I learned that robo-fetish-fuckboards have sensible, even handed moderation with a tight-knit sense of community

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I learned that robo-fetish-fuckboards have sensible, even handed moderation with a tight-knit sense of community

I'm officially a fembot now and I don't regret it.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Good poo poo on that forum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zqzUJUfC0o

Making master some breakfast :downs:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Booourns posted:

Didn't we have something big on the forums involving robot sex that ended with tons of people having robot sex related avatars?

there's one or two people who still have theirs. gently caress that poo poo had to have happened before I signed up or right around then. There was a fuckin shitload of posters with that poo poo :roboluv:

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
What's the fembot saga

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Drunkboxer posted:

What's the fembot saga

it was great

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
were there Vikings in this saga

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Drunkboxer posted:

What's the fembot saga

A crazy person came to GBS and posted obnoxiously and when she was banned she accused Lowtax of being a Nazi or something and claimed that she was harassed on the forums because she's a woman, even though some people were just giving her some sincere criticism on her fiction, which she had asked for.

She set up several blogs in order to quote mine SA with the apparent goal of attempting to rile up some indignant anger at SA. Some people searched her username and found her erotica which was almost entirely about a robotic woman who was also named Jessica Dupre. She was then banned from some robot fetishism forum after it became apparent that she was attempting to harass SA. Then I think it was determined or theorized that she is in fact a man.

Heath fucked around with this message at 09:09 on May 3, 2016

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
lol what the gently caress

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I clearly missed the latter half of that one.


God drat Lowtax still has that magic touch to turn poo poo into hilarious poo poo

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
And I forgot to mention the important detail that she came back to GBS and started crazy posting several times

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ScrubLeague posted:

I learned that goons will spend 50 pages talking about how they aren't misogynists and then also make half a dozen new threads insulting women based on their appearance.

making fun of how ppl look doesnt make you a misogynist you bucktoof motherfucker

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I'm officially a fembot now and I don't regret it.

congrats! follow the rules and have fun with your new, shockingly normal, fetish community!

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Wait, that chick was actually a dude?

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Would you put your brain in a robot body? You'd get the strength of five men, but you'd only be five feet tall.

That's as big as they come.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Wild T posted:

Would you put your brain in a robot body? You'd get the strength of five men, but you'd only be five feet tall.

That's as big as they come.

Yes if it has tank treads,maybe if not

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

Yes if it has tank treads,maybe if not

Tank treads or chainsaw hands, you can only choose one.

(Hint: good luck karate chopping down a redwood when you can't get down the stairs you goddamn loving idiot)

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Can it be an Adrienne Barbeaubot?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Wild T posted:

Tank treads or chainsaw hands, you can only choose one.

(Hint: good luck karate chopping down a redwood when you can't get down the stairs you goddamn loving idiot)

Good luck jacking off without ripping the external plating off your robocock when you've had your wank spanners swapped out for forestry equipment you creep

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I learned that I love sjws

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist

Al Cowens posted:

Good poo poo on that forum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zqzUJUfC0o

Making master some breakfast :downs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km1QRnzIKpI

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

ScrubLeague posted:

I learned that goons will spend 50 pages talking about how they aren't misogynists and then also make half a dozen new threads insulting women based on their appearance.

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Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

Good luck jacking off without ripping the external plating off your robocock when you've had your wank spanners swapped out for forestry equipment you creep

Whoah, we gotta robotics expert here. Lemme tell ya about robots. Robots gently caress self-made holes in tree stumps because the power of the carbon fiber synthmuscles in your arms would traumatically detach your robopecker and require 128 man-hours of maintenance and hundreds of thousands of dollars to replace. You know how much soldering it takes to make a neural connection between a human brain and a 14" stainless steel dragon cock? And know what you'll say in front of your friends - Wild T, I just want the regular 8 here, nothing flashy. Hell, I'm only five feet tall, I gotta be proportional. You know who tells me that? All my customers. You think they go out and slay robopussy with that? Nah, mein freund. I know your type, and I got just the thing for ya.

Trust me on this, I've see the repair bills, just gently caress the tree stump. I mean, or find a robovagina, but how are you going to attract that without bitchin' chainsaws? I'm sold outta the dragon cocks anyhow, you're back on the standard model. What's it gonna be?

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