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Smasher Dynamo posted:Pick 'em: As We Last Left Our Heroes.... pickem Champs retain
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:01 |
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Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Mitchell Kernels @ Glastonbury Knights (c) Triple Crown Championships Sindhi Sheikhs @ Hoboken Zephyrs(c) Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c)[ @ Khartoum Doom The Biggest, Hugest Television Championship Series Ever. You'll pick it, you'll love it, it's going to be great. Oklahoma City Bombers (c) @ Trump Baseball
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:02 |
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Kernels Sheiks Doom Bombers
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:04 |
Pick'Em: Kernels, Sheikhs, Panderers, Bombers. Also, none of my Schillings dying in spring training is a good sign.
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:06 |
Smasher Dynamo posted:Super-League XIX, Week 1 Injury Report yare yare daze... I'll deal with that later, for now... Smasher Dynamo posted:Pick 'em: As We Last Left Our Heroes....
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:07 |
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The 9th Tag Team Championship Tournament: Go Team Friendship! Tag team time has come again! The way this will work is that two teams, and it can be any two teams, whether they be from the Super-League, the Sub-Par League, or some sort of unholy union between a team from the Super-League and a team from the Sub-Par League, will team up to form a super-team, with each team providing two of the following four components: -Infield (1B, 2B, 3B, SS, DH, two backup IFs) -Outfield and Catcher (C, LF, CF, RF, a backup C, and two backup OFs) -Starting Rotation (SP1, SP2, SP3, SP4, SP5) -Bullpen (CL, SU, SR, SR, MR, LR) The winners get the greatest gift I am capable of giving: Immortality! That's right, the teams who win this tournament will be immune from relegation or demotion for a full season! And if you are in the Sub-Par league and are part of the winning tag team, you'll automatically be promoted to the Super-League proper for Super-League XX, a season with two full servings of 'X'! You wouldn't want to miss that! The two-time, two-time defending champions of this contest are, improbably enough, the Burnt Doritos, the team of the Mitchell Kernels and the Kobe Crows. Obviously, with the Macho Men having dismembered the Kernels, the Kernels need to win to not die, which they probably would prefer given the....grave consequences of losing the Macho Men series that they might not realize yet. Plus, if one of you knocks them off, I can finally cast the Crows to Sub-Par hell. So, make good teams for once, okay? So, find yourself a partner, combine material from each of your teams, and create a child team that you both will cherish and nurture right up until it goes off to the tournament and disappoints you greatly. And then, you will know how your parents feels every time they think about you. Participating Teams! Burnt Doritos (c) (Mitchell Kernels/Kobe Crows) Alter Egos IV: Cloning Blues (Hoboken Zephyrs/Kozmic Space Fish) Hyperion Loader Bots (Aperture Scientists/Basecloggers) Dr. Thunder (Rochester Generics/St. Maarten Storm) Monateam (Slaughterhouse Nine/Genoa Janus) Major Depressive Disorder (Houston Hol Horses/Small Market Superstars) Smasher Dynamo fucked around with this message at 21:58 on May 3, 2016 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:The 9th Tag Team Championship Tournament: Go Team Friendship! The Zephyrs and Space Fish are once again teaming up as the Alter Egos and won't get anywhere near the title again.
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:13 |
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Champs retain
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Smasher Dynamo posted:The 9th Tag Team Championship Tournament: Go Team Friendship! The Basecloggers and Aperture Scientists will be forming a tag team hereby named "The Hyperion Loader Bots"
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:15 |
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Kernels take, others retain. The Rochester Generics and the St. Maarten Storm are again uniting as Dr. Thunder to take what was wrongfully denied us last time!
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[quote="shepard.shouldgo" post="459459687"] Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Mitchell Kernels @ Glastonbury Knights (c) Triple Crown Championships Sindhi Sheikhs@ Hoboken Zephyrs(c) Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c)[ @ Khartoum Doom The Biggest, Hugest Television Championship Series Ever. You'll pick it, you'll love it, it's going to be great. Oklahoma City Bombers (c) @ Trump Baseball
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:27 |
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Pick 'em: As We Last Left Our Heroes.... Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Mitchell Kernels @ Glastonbury Knights (c) Triple Crown Championships Sindhi Sheikhs @ Hoboken Zephyrs (c) Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Khartoum Doom The Biggest, Hugest Television Championship Series Ever. You'll pick it, you'll love it, it's going to be great. Oklahoma City Bombers (c) @ Trump Baseball
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:30 |
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Pick 'em! Champs retain Tag Team Of course, the Dragons wish to participate but, well, we have never been any good in the Tournament. Strengths: - New Hoss, Babe Adams and Carl Hubbell in the SP department - A bullpen built mostly out of genuine relievers and New Hoss could well feature if you don't want my SPs - My infield is built mostly for defense and contact but can offer some pop in Musial and Edgar Martinez Weaknesses: - We don't exactly hit for power - The outfield is not very good defensively
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:35 |
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Pick 'em: As We Last Left Our Heroes.... Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Mitchell Kernels @ Glastonbury Knights (c) Triple Crown Championships Sindhi Sheikhs @ Hoboken Zephyrs (c) Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Khartoum Doom The Biggest, Hugest Television Championship Series Ever. You'll pick it, you'll love it, it's going to be great. Oklahoma City Bombers (c) @ Trump Baseball Hooray to making it through Week 1 with no injuries.
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I will once again mention that the Hol Horses are bringing a tag-team partner who can bring the Bullpen and Outfield. We have Gehrig in terms of power but the real benefit is the defensive nature of our infield coupled with a top-flight Deadball Rotation and probably one of the best defensive shortstops outside of Masked SS/The MACHINE in Boudreau. If you bring an Outfield with a lot of power and some relieveres worth a drat, we can bring the pitching and infield defense you need to make it to the finals.
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:50 |
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Pickem: Kernals Take, rest retain. Tag Team: Marmosets and the Commission are teaming up. The Twin Cities Triad rides again!
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:55 |
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Monathin posted:I will once again mention that the Hol Horses are bringing a tag-team partner who can bring the Bullpen and Outfield. We have Gehrig in terms of power but the real benefit is the defensive nature of our infield coupled with a top-flight Deadball Rotation and probably one of the best defensive shortstops outside of Masked SS/The MACHINE in Boudreau. If you bring an Outfield with a lot of power and some relieveres worth a drat, we can bring the pitching and infield defense you need to make it to the finals.
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# ? May 3, 2016 19:01 |
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Ooofda. stupid Charleston. I thought I would at least get a few weeks out of you before you got hit in the face with a brick or whatever. Put Charleston on the DL, bring up Mickey Mantle from AAA. For the batting order, Please Platoon Cool Papa Bell and Turkey Stearnes, CPB against RHP and Turkey against LHP.
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Pick 'em: As We Last Left Our Heroes.... Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Mitchell Kernels @ Glastonbury Knights (c) Triple Crown Championships Sindhi Sheikhs @ Hoboken Zephyrs (c) Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Khartoum Doom The Biggest, Hugest Television Championship Series Ever. You'll pick it, you'll love it, it's going to be great. Oklahoma City Bombers (c) @ Trump Baseball Dear Would-Be Tag Team Participants: The Centralia Mines, having somehow survived, would love to find a tag team partner to horribly disappoint.
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The Forgettables are also looking for a tag team partner! I bring literally nothing to the table except the opportunity to make Smasher waste time and ink on a tag team that categorically cannot possibly win anything, but as long as someone else brings the outfield I can say that the Forgettables are very probably not actually the absolute worst pick for a partner.
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# ? May 3, 2016 19:10 |
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Also, Hulkamatt, that is your Nap. I traded him to the Marmos as part of a trade that I dont remember the details of.
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Harlock posted:Please consider the very poor Small Market Superstars who may have a bullpen and may have two power outfielders. This would actually be a great pairing. The Superstars have a young Barry that could play center, which would allow an outfield of Cabrera/Bonds/Ruth, and the catcher is Pudge Rodriguez--the same catcher that the Hol Horses use during the regular season. The bullpen should be pretty good too! Pick 'Em: Champs Retain (HulkaMatt, you're doing this and not me, right?)
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Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Mitchell Kernels @ Glastonbury Knights (c) Triple Crown Championships Sindhi Sheikhs @ Hoboken Zephyrs (c) Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Khartoum Doom The Biggest, Hugest Television Championship Series Ever. You'll pick it, you'll love it, it's going to be great. Oklahoma City Bombers (c) @ Trump Baseball And the Cagey Bees really want a partner too.
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# ? May 3, 2016 19:34 |
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Champs RetainSmasher Dynamo posted:The 9th Tag Team Championship Tournament: Go Team Friendship! Nine/Janus-flavor Monateam is returning.
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Pash posted:Also, Hulkamatt, that is your Nap. I traded him to the Marmos as part of a trade that I dont remember the details of. Carl Mays and Ryne Sandberg for Nap and if your Super-Draft pick was higher than mine we would swap.
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# ? May 3, 2016 19:54 |
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Manny! NO!
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# ? May 3, 2016 20:08 |
mentholmoose posted:Manny! NO! Clearly, fate has decided that the Bombers just barely winning the division was way more success than the team should have had, and got started laying waste to the team early this time.
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# ? May 3, 2016 20:16 |
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Pick 'em: As We Last Left Our Heroes.... Champs Retain!
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# ? May 3, 2016 20:17 |
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The Trump Baseball championship run begins with the Bombers falling apart. If Leicester can do it anything is possible.
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# ? May 3, 2016 20:20 |
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Knights Zephyrs Doom TRUMP (click)
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# ? May 3, 2016 20:52 |
Smasher Dynamo posted:The 9th Tag Team Championship Tournament: Go Team Friendship! Harlock posted:Please consider the very poor Small Market Superstars who may have a bullpen and may have two power outfielders. Upon further review, the Houston Hol Horses and Small-Market Superstars will be teaming up to form Notorious B.I.G. Monathin fucked around with this message at 21:48 on May 3, 2016 |
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# ? May 3, 2016 21:39 |
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Pick 'em: As We Last Left Our Heroes.... Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Mitchell Kernels @ Glastonbury Knights (c) Triple Crown Championships Sindhi Sheikhs @ Hoboken Zephyrs (c) Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Khartoum Doom The Biggest, Hugest Television Championship Series Ever. You'll pick it, you'll love it, it's going to be great. Oklahoma City Bombers (c) @ Trump Baseball
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Week 0 Here, have your precious numbers, I care not. Analysis This lineup is not nearly as deep as it looks at first glance, and I think that's been the problem. Analysis Will this be the Dinos' last stand? Analysis As always, Jim Rice is the key. Analysis Lou Brock is the worst player ever to get 3000 hits, by a wide margin. Just remember that. Analysis A good rotation, and a lineup that should be powerful enough to contend. Analysis Who'd Roy Halladay ever beat? Analysis It seems that the game caches old logos, even after you replace them. Oops! Analysis The pitching staff, for the most part, is good. That is the extent of my statement. Analysis I fixed Reuschel to the correct year, which is 1976. Analysis As all-glove shortstops go, Tulowitzki is a pretty good one. You could call him a nano-MACHINE. Analysis Meet the New Hoss: same as the old New Hoss. Analysis There remain several positions that are not dinger-saturated. Please fix. Analysis It's good to see the Forgettables in the league, for the first time ever. Analysis This team needs Ketel Marte. Analysis The best shortstop you have on the roster might be Nick Punto. That is not ideal. Analysis You forgot to put a couple of people on your roster. Maybe I'll add them in later. Analysis I still don't know how these guys won the first time around, so by that logic, they could easily win again. Analysis This pitching staff can kill teams, and the other teams in your division are eminently killable.
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Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Mitchell Kernels Triple Crown Championships Sindhi Sheikhs Intercontinental Championship Khartoum Doom The Biggest, Hugest Television Championship Series Ever. You'll pick it, you'll love it, it's going to be great. Trump Baseball Four upsets!! Only one is rampant homerism! Pick, lest you be picked by the grimmest fates... Who Will Win the Memento Mori Division? (10 Points) Mitchell Kernels Who Will Win the Vae Victis Division? (10 Points) Glastonbury Knights Who Will Win the Sic Transit Vir Division (10 Points) Sindhi Sheikhs Who Will be the TWO Dynamo League Wildcards (5 Points Each) Hoboken Zephyrs South Dakota Marmosets Who Will Win the Mark Bellhorn Division (10 Points) Khartoum Doom Who Will Win the Senor Goodtimes Division (10 Points) Oklahoma City Bombers Who Will Win the Norris-Smythe Division (10 Points) Porthcawl Rakers Who Will Be the TWO Smasher League Wildcards (5 Points Each) Akabira Killer Mikes Minnesota Commission Who Will Win the Punjabi Prison? (5 Points) Aperture Scientists Who Will Win the Kennel From Hell? (5 Points) Krakow Dragons Who Will Win the Monster's Ball? (5 Points) Achewood Stoned Lightning Who Will Win the Feast or Fired? (5 Points) Brookings Dinos
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:58 |
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oh, mogul
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# ? May 4, 2016 01:18 |
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Pickem Champs retain
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Kernels win, other champs retain. YES fairgame, I am good and taking care of this.
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HulkaMatt posted:Kernels win, other champs retain. It's so appreciated. Thank you so much. McFreeze, I thank you for my Browns and Schalashaska And dat pooh bear
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# ? May 4, 2016 02:01 |
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Fair Game, you should really consider making "Solid Brown" your #2 starter for ,,,,reasons.
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# ? May 4, 2016 02:14 |
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Picking them: Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Mitchell Kernels @ Glastonbury Knights (c) Triple Crown Championships Sindhi Sheikhs @ Hoboken Zephyrs (c) Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Khartoum Doom The Biggest, Hugest Television Championship Series Ever. You'll pick it, you'll love it, it's going to be great. Oklahoma City Bombers (c) @ Trump Baseball And, hey, decisive leadership upon seeing them numbers: BLOW UP MY PLATOONS (and also let's see what Li'l A-Rod's got, Cullenbine rides pine) Vs. RHP 2B Joe Morgan [L] 1975 Reds CF Rickey Henderson [R] 1989 Yankees 1B Todd Helton [L] 1999 Rockies RF Larry Walker [L] 1999 Rockies DH Larry Walker [L] 2002 Rockies 3B Eddie Mathews [L] 1965 Braves C Wally Schang [S] 1918 Red Sox LF Carlos Beltran [S] 2008 Mets SS Joe Cronin [R] 1934 Senators Vs. LHP CF Rickey Henderson [R] 1989 Yankees 1B Todd Helton [L] 1999 Rockies LF Carlos Beltran [S] 2008 Mets RF Larry Walker [L] 1999 Rockies SS Joe Cronin [R] 1934 Senators DH Alex Rodriguez [R] 1995 Mariners 3B Eddie Mathews [L] 1965 Braves 2B Joe Morgan [L] 1975 Reds C Wally Schang [S] 1918 Red Sox
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