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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


it's beautiful

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






I keep reading this as CruzCrew Anime

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:lol:

https://twitter.com/chrisloesch/status/727630907234885632

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/727632638337519617

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



What the loving Christ :lol:

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/727631349796888576

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

fact: there are no flattering pictures of fiorina

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

I'm actually crying with laughter

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/PatriotJewel/status/727632904692469760

:stare:

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
HAHAAHAHAH FOX NEWS JUST CALLED TRUMP AS THE WINNER DROP DEAD TED YOU loving oval office LOL

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.
CNN called it for Trump

it's over

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
:fork:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


Oh uh it's time for the sirens.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
BOOM i love america

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Gingrich emerged from the media tent, curious at the rising din. Trumpets were blowing all around, loud and brazen. A mammoth was stomping through a flock of slave children that one Cruz voter was trying to herd west. The drums were beating as the Nevertrumps ran to form squares and lines, but they were too late, to disorganized, and too slow. The enemy was emerging from the forest, from the east, the north, the northeast, three great columns of heavy horse, all golden steel and bright wool surcoats. Trump? he thought.

The Nevertrumps still had the numbers, but their attacks had golden armor and horses. In the thickest part of the fray, he saw Lord Crooze standing tall in the stirrupts atop the Glotch. He had his sword raised and men were rallying to him when a wedge of red-caps smashed into them. The Glotch reared up on its hind legs and took a spear through the breast. Then the steel tide washed over them.

It's done, he thought, they're breaking. The Nevertrumps were running, throwing down their weapons. Crooze was gone; someone was waving Fiorina's head on a pole, Santorum's lines had broken. And through the smoke another line of riders emerged on barded horses. Floating above them was the biggest banner yet, a black flag as big as a bedsheet bearing a golden T. Reagan, Newt thought for one mad moment, remembering poor Ronald, but when the warhorns blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was "Trump! Trump! TRUMP!!"

Newt turned away, and went inside the tent.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
For once this country did something right, utterly destroying "True Conservatism"/"Reagan Conservatism" RIP you worthless, shitheap of an ideology.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/727634645404270596

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


No wonder Levin listeners hate millenials after this texting commercial

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Zippy the Bummer posted:

Gingrich emerged from the media tent, curious at the rising din. Trumpets were blowing all around, loud and brazen. A mammoth was stomping through a flock of slave children that one Cruz voter was trying to herd west. The drums were beating as the Nevertrumps ran to form squares and lines, but they were too late, to disorganized, and too slow. The enemy was emerging from the forest, from the east, the north, the northeast, three great columns of heavy horse, all golden steel and bright wool surcoats. Trump? he thought.

The Nevertrumps still had the numbers, but their attacks had golden armor and horses. In the thickest part of the fray, he saw Lord Crooze standing tall in the stirrupts atop the Glotch. He had his sword raised and men were rallying to him when a wedge of red-caps smashed into them. The Glotch reared up on its hind legs and took a spear through the breast. Then the steel tide washed over them.

It's done, he thought, they're breaking. The Nevertrumps were running, throwing down their weapons. Crooze was gone; someone was waving Fiorina's head on a pole, Santorum's lines had broken. And through the smoke another line of riders emerged on barded horses. Floating above them was the biggest banner yet, a black flag as big as a bedsheet bearing a golden T. Reagan, Newt thought for one mad moment, remembering poor Ronald, but when the warhorns blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was "Trump! Trump! TRUMP!!"

Newt turned away, and went inside the tent.

The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment's cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won't be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Now the only way to stop Trump from being the nominee is to gently caress with the delegate rules at the convention.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

She just told Anderson Cooper that she's at the acceptance stage...

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!!!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/727634574298255361

thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib
msnbc just spent 10 mins debating why Cruz wouldn't come out and say "I wouldn't vote for Trump even if he got it", and criticized him for looking weak

I don't know much about the SC delegates that a few people (Adar etc) have discussed a few times - but could that be why he's refusing to SAY it, so he'd still be eligible to scoop them up if the rules cmte tries to unbind em from trump for breaking the pledge?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

As a lot of pages have passed, here is the Twitter feed to watch tonight

https://twitter.com/SaltMines2016/lists/saltmines2016

90+ Cruz supporters. You can watch hope die in real time

Quoting this for those who didn't see it

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

I keep imagining that Cruz's dad was Joe Pesci's character in "JFK."

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

What does the Glotch look like?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


https://twitter.com/bloodless_coup/status/727635027006267394

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"Passion will, in future, be our enemy" -- Abraham Lincoln

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

thethreeman posted:

msnbc just spent 10 mins debating why Cruz wouldn't come out and say "I wouldn't vote for Trump even if he got it", and criticized him for looking weak

I don't know much about the SC delegates that a few people (Adar etc) have discussed a few times - but could that be why he's refusing to SAY it, so he'd still be eligible to scoop them up if the rules cmte tries to unbind em from trump for breaking the pledge?

That's definitely possible, IMO. I think he's keeping absolutely any and all options open, although those options are becoming narrower and narrower.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/727636035149139968

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://twitter.com/mattfleg/status/727632045627875329

Sooooon.. sooooooon

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Well now he's just outright trolling the nevertrumps, and it is glorious

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
I'm honestly surprised the best candidate the GOP had this year won the nomination. And yet another career politician just got gutted and left to rot by an Orange Man.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
does kasich drop out yet?

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.
Levin taking callers right now and going full Master Shake

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pick posted:

Holy poo poo I suddenly realized why Ted Cruz' face makes me so upset. He looks like the slugs, from the children's book Slugs.








god i hated this book

This art loving sucks

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
"TRUMP!"

*click*

-Indiana, 2016.

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