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it's beautiful
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:55 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:https://twitter.com/bloodless_coup/status/727631739338817536 I keep reading this as CruzCrew Anime
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:55 |
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https://twitter.com/chrisloesch/status/727630907234885632
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:56 |
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https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/727632638337519617
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:58 |
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:58 |
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What the loving Christ
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:58 |
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https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/727631349796888576
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:58 |
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fact: there are no flattering pictures of fiorina
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:59 |
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I'm actually crying with laughter
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# ? May 3, 2016 23:59 |
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https://twitter.com/PatriotJewel/status/727632904692469760
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:00 |
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HAHAAHAHAH FOX NEWS JUST CALLED TRUMP AS THE WINNER DROP DEAD TED YOU loving oval office LOL
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:00 |
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CNN called it for Trump it's over
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:01 |
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:01 |
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Oh uh it's time for the sirens.
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:01 |
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BOOM i love america
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:01 |
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Gingrich emerged from the media tent, curious at the rising din. Trumpets were blowing all around, loud and brazen. A mammoth was stomping through a flock of slave children that one Cruz voter was trying to herd west. The drums were beating as the Nevertrumps ran to form squares and lines, but they were too late, to disorganized, and too slow. The enemy was emerging from the forest, from the east, the north, the northeast, three great columns of heavy horse, all golden steel and bright wool surcoats. Trump? he thought. The Nevertrumps still had the numbers, but their attacks had golden armor and horses. In the thickest part of the fray, he saw Lord Crooze standing tall in the stirrupts atop the Glotch. He had his sword raised and men were rallying to him when a wedge of red-caps smashed into them. The Glotch reared up on its hind legs and took a spear through the breast. Then the steel tide washed over them. It's done, he thought, they're breaking. The Nevertrumps were running, throwing down their weapons. Crooze was gone; someone was waving Fiorina's head on a pole, Santorum's lines had broken. And through the smoke another line of riders emerged on barded horses. Floating above them was the biggest banner yet, a black flag as big as a bedsheet bearing a golden T. Reagan, Newt thought for one mad moment, remembering poor Ronald, but when the warhorns blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was "Trump! Trump! TRUMP!!" Newt turned away, and went inside the tent.
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:02 |
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For once this country did something right, utterly destroying "True Conservatism"/"Reagan Conservatism" RIP you worthless, shitheap of an ideology.
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:03 |
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https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/727634645404270596
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:03 |
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No wonder Levin listeners hate millenials after this texting commercial
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Gingrich emerged from the media tent, curious at the rising din. Trumpets were blowing all around, loud and brazen. A mammoth was stomping through a flock of slave children that one Cruz voter was trying to herd west. The drums were beating as the Nevertrumps ran to form squares and lines, but they were too late, to disorganized, and too slow. The enemy was emerging from the forest, from the east, the north, the northeast, three great columns of heavy horse, all golden steel and bright wool surcoats. Trump? he thought. The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment's cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won't be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:04 |
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Now the only way to stop Trump from being the nominee is to gently caress with the delegate rules at the convention.
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:04 |
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She just told Anderson Cooper that she's at the acceptance stage...
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:04 |
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HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!!! https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/727634574298255361
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:05 |
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msnbc just spent 10 mins debating why Cruz wouldn't come out and say "I wouldn't vote for Trump even if he got it", and criticized him for looking weak I don't know much about the SC delegates that a few people (Adar etc) have discussed a few times - but could that be why he's refusing to SAY it, so he'd still be eligible to scoop them up if the rules cmte tries to unbind em from trump for breaking the pledge?
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:06 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:As a lot of pages have passed, here is the Twitter feed to watch tonight Quoting this for those who didn't see it
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Immortan posted:HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!!! I keep imagining that Cruz's dad was Joe Pesci's character in "JFK."
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:07 |
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What does the Glotch look like?
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:07 |
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Immortan posted:HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!!! https://twitter.com/bloodless_coup/status/727635027006267394
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:07 |
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"Passion will, in future, be our enemy" -- Abraham Lincoln
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:08 |
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thethreeman posted:msnbc just spent 10 mins debating why Cruz wouldn't come out and say "I wouldn't vote for Trump even if he got it", and criticized him for looking weak That's definitely possible, IMO. I think he's keeping absolutely any and all options open, although those options are becoming narrower and narrower.
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:08 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/727636035149139968
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:09 |
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https://twitter.com/mattfleg/status/727632045627875329 Sooooon.. sooooooon
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Immortan posted:HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!!! Well now he's just outright trolling the nevertrumps, and it is glorious
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:09 |
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I'm honestly surprised the best candidate the GOP had this year won the nomination. And yet another career politician just got gutted and left to rot by an Orange Man.
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does kasich drop out yet?
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# ? May 4, 2016 00:11 |
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Levin taking callers right now and going full Master Shake
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Pick posted:Holy poo poo I suddenly realized why Ted Cruz' face makes me so upset. He looks like the slugs, from the children's book Slugs. This art loving sucks
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"TRUMP!" *click* -Indiana, 2016.
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