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Chunjee
Oct 27, 2004

Grab SA Smilies for the Web + :birdtoot:

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(Chrome: TamperMonkey) (Firefox: Greasemonkey/Automatic?) (IE: ~heh)


If you only want this to run on Amaranthine, I think this change would work:

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Note, I am not the original author. That would be MasterKale :toot:

Chunjee fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Apr 28, 2016

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Chunjee
Oct 27, 2004

ugh that file is sooooo massive; it got truncated somehow. If you were having trouble the link should work better now.

beef sweat
Jan 1, 2013

In as parakeith.

ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


parakeith posted:

In as parakeith.
Coffeehitler says you're invited.

Solvency
Apr 28, 2008

Trade, sir! Discover it! This is you, this is a clue. Get a clue, discover trade!
We could really use a spreadsheet with a Min - Max amount of every major item that we want to keep around, so that anyone can know what specifically to work on to keep a workable amount of items.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Ok, so, I hit 60 combat which is pretty great but the problem is that I'm so far ahead of our smiths and carpenters that it is going to be expensive to get the lvl 60 armor until the guild as a whole catches up some. I can idle merfolk which gives us seaweed, rice, and fishing spears just fine in it but I don't think we have a <huge> demand for that stuff right now. Is there a gather X amount of resources I can do to help the guild now? Set a goal to gather 20,000 or 40,000 snake hides + snake meat for turning into jerky? Same amount but with snow furs?

Niton
Oct 21, 2010

Your Lord and Savior has finally arrived!

..got any kibble?
Rice is actually pretty useful to us, because it creates the second island's mana food and we have exactly two people who could farm it (if they even wanted to). You can also put the excess Fishing Spears up for sale in Goon Mart and maybe make a little profit that way.

Crell
Nov 4, 2008

Hot Leggy Blonde, you
got it goin' on.
Can I get an invite, in under Crell

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

quote:

00:56:05 From Your Wickedness : Nah, you won't win any drama race, Cowboy has that covered I was in his guild, I've also known him like 10 yrs
00:57:15 To Your Wickedness : We may not have anyone as drama-laden as Cowboy (for which I'm not sad...), but I figure we'll make up for it in sheer volume.
00:58:20 From Your Wickedness : Well I'm glad y'all aren't like he is, 1 of him is plenty
01:07:24 To Your Wickedness : I like to think that we're pretty low-drama. The dram comes to us, we don't spread it around to others. ....often. I mean, okay, 70 active members there's bound to be one or two yahoos, but still.
01:09:35 From Your Wickedness : Y'all are nothing compared to Cowboy, trust me...He causes ruckus in guild alot, talks poo poo about players alot- Always brags about the guild being the best because of the ppl in it blah blah, it's like a broken record and that
01:16:07 To Your Wickedness : I've... gotten that impression. It hasn't been entirely positive, truth to tell. But, hey, to each their own.
01:16:43 To Your Wickedness : I can't deny that certain members of my guild are gleefully anticipating the day when we pass ATF on the highscore list just to see what he does. Ahem.
01:17:56 From Your Wickedness : Hehe, he'll go bonkers No, he's not all that positive, he puts on a show He'll talk poo poo in guild while talking all nice out here and bragging endlessly
01:18:38 From Your Wickedness : Like I came here to visit Fool because it used to be my home, and when I was in other guilds, I visited often as a vacation away from the guilds Well he didn't like that something happened in another game so told me f u and not to
01:18:49 From Your Wickedness : back there ever again, that I'd never be welcome again, all because of something in another game
01:18:56 From Your Wickedness : THAT is how awful he can and usually is

Your reminder that passing ATF on the Guild Highscores List will be arguably the best thing we could do, not just for us, but for the game as a whole.

Death Dealer
Jul 25, 2006

I'm in at Elmric, figured this might be good to tool around on during nights where I'm not feeling something more involved. :v:

Like at all involved.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Can I get an invite? username is donger

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Death Dealer posted:

I'm in at Elmric, figured this might be good to tool around on during nights where I'm not feeling something more involved. :v:

Like at all involved.

This also works perfectly at work.

Eminai
Apr 29, 2013

I agree with Dante, that the hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in a period of moral crisis maintain their neutrality.
I heard this is the new game to make pubbies mad?

In as Eminai, a guild invite would be appreciated.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Welcome aboard to all the new recruits--if you like pubbies tears, we're about a week to a week-and-a-half away from a glorious victory on the leaderboards (not that we care, but they REALLY care), so you're getting in the right time to have a few laughs alongside your fellow goons.

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

AKMoose posted:

Welcome aboard to all the new recruits--if you like pubbies tears, we're about a week to a week-and-a-half away from a glorious victory on the leaderboards (not that we care, but they REALLY care), so you're getting in the right time to have a few laughs alongside your fellow goons.

I didn't realise that ATF was so low on the scoreboards. I really hope I'm logged in to see us pass them.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Wow we're only 1.3 mil away from beating them, that's excellent.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Yeah ATF is a sinking ship lmao

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Ruggan posted:

Yeah ATF is a sinking ship lmao

Sinking ship? I love the water. :smug:

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



I'm so sad it looks like he deleted his "GUYS THEY'RE STEALING MY FRIEEEEEEENDS HELLLLLLLP" thread. It was great.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Horking Delight posted:

I'm so sad it looks like he deleted his "GUYS THEY'RE STEALING MY FRIEEEEEEENDS HELLLLLLLP" thread. It was great.

CENSORSHIP!!!!!

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

Horking Delight posted:

I'm so sad it looks like he deleted his "GUYS THEY'RE STEALING MY FRIEEEEEEENDS HELLLLLLLP" thread. It was great.

Oh God, is there no screenshot? :suspense:

Rynoto
Apr 27, 2009
It doesn't help that I'm fat as fuck, so my face shouldn't be shown off in the first place.
Been playing a week or so solo but can come help the effort of making people buttmad.

In as Revanchism

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Horking Delight posted:

I'm so sad it looks like he deleted his "GUYS THEY'RE STEALING MY FRIEEEEEEENDS HELLLLLLLP" thread. It was great.

Lesson for us, screenshot everyone pubbies will tear it down when they realize their tears are so yummy.

Edilaic
Jul 10, 2008
Started up as Edilaic, been puttering around the last couple days with some Mining and Smithing. Hopefully something there's useful.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
gently caress you guys didn't say there were delicious pubbie tears soon enough. Get my spergy rear end in as Eldercain.

insanityv2
May 15, 2011

I'm gay
Can I get an invite?

charname is gan

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009
Done and done.

Tnega
Oct 26, 2010

Pillbug
I am in as Tnega. The real question is how to get shooty to go with my choppy.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
In as PunkInDrublic. I took the fishing quest first and now I can't seem to get any free hatchets.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Overwined posted:

In as PunkInDrublic. I took the fishing quest first and now I can't seem to get any free hatchets.

Check the guild bank!

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

synthetik posted:

Check the guild bank!

I will as soon as someone shoots me an invite :)

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I think we were looking for this forum post, I had it opened in a tab apparently.

Key word Sinking ship

Kinda Underhanded
May 01, 2016 22:52Cowboy
"ATF

Me and londoe have a level51 guild, with compounds and storages on first, second, and third island. Wit him chopping would you would never have to worry about logs and can do and say as you please here.
And ATF seems like a sinking ship at this point.
Also lady is here for a visit so you can join the fun if you want."

Sinking ship? I love the water.
May 01, 2016 23:10Meowth
Who was that?
May 01, 2016 23:15Cowboy
The person that sent that was Charles Bukowski
May 01, 2016 23:25Meowth
Is he just messaging your members directly?
May 01, 2016 23:27Your Wickedness
And it's really our business why?This is guild business, not community business
May 01, 2016 23:28Hexasodium
Thanks Cowboy, i love to see the character of players :3
May 01, 2016 23:28Cowboy
Indeed Meowth, and yes YW as Hexa said, it's needs be!

Last Modified: May 01, 2016 23:29
May 01, 2016 23:32Meowth
Wasn't he just in your guild a few days ago, though?
May 01, 2016 23:34Cowboy
Yes, several days ago, he has since taken 1 member, that original message was sent to a longtime member of mine, this is sent to my cook

Charles Message

We are happy to inform you of certain benefits you may enlist temporally or at any designated dates.

Pro members such as yourself will receive the following;
Compounds on every island
Plenty of storage space on every island
Fun chat with other high class smokers
Copious amounts of resources
The ability to rid yourself of ticks
No need to slave over a stove for days just to see;
Chelle has removed 100 oyster casinos from Enhancements 20 times a day
Demon bought 190 frog legs from Cowboys Guild Shop

We are here to present you with recognition for your dedicated work and
reward you with less work for a higher sense of rewards since we know you cannot possibly be on 24/7.

We understand if you decline, visits are welcomed.

If you feel you have received this message in error, no need to reply.
Have a wonderful evening.
May 01, 2016 23:36Your Wickedness
Poaching isn't against rules, while it's frowned upon though and really crappy to do to anyone :/
May 01, 2016 23:38Meowth
Oh. Do you think your cook feels under-appreciated in your guild? That seems to be what he's saying.

When I asked, he said he left because some of the people in your guild were on his ignore list, but that they still show up in guild chat.
May 01, 2016 23:39Kaeru
we know you cannot possibly be on 24/7
Says whom?
Takes two to tango, or someone really limber.. If they left it was on them, not you or the person offering up what they viewed to be better. Maybe the person who left will come back after a short time. Some people need vacas. I have bounced around to help other guilds in the past.
May 01, 2016 23:42Cowboy
Charles left on his own, nobody forced him out or kicked him, I hold NO hostages, but it seems that he feels that he may pick & choose my members to join him!
Now I know it's not against the rules to do so, but this is kinda wrong, he leaves a guild because of members but wishes to Take members from said place?
May 01, 2016 23:46DivineCoffeeBinge
I have to admit, the fact that Bukowski made sure to try and poach Guild members by saying "Also lady is here for a visit so you can join the fun if you want" - in other words "hey look GIRLS" - is delightfully sad.
May 01, 2016 23:46Your Wickedness
There are going to be people that like others more in their guild than another, it happens- Yea it sucks he did that though, but you also knew he was not a nice person as is, as when I was there he was and also had first hand at seeing the things said and such
May 01, 2016 23:57Meowth
I don't know, maybe you should give Buwowski a chance to explain himself first. It seems unfair to judge him so quickly.
May 01, 2016 23:59Your Wickedness
Me?I was in the guild with him, I know how he is
May 02, 2016 00:01Cowboy
Explain? Here is an actual Whisper from Charles to me! This explains it all!

01:04:02 From Charles Bukowski : ok, but don't expect any help, nor any complaints of missing ATF members
May 02, 2016 00:15DivineCoffeeBinge
To be fair, Cowboy, I don't really see how that explains anything, since it's bereft of context and also not entirely clear ('complaints of missing ATF members'? Is he making kidnap threats or something?).
May 02, 2016 00:17Cowboy
He is warning me he's gonna attempt to take my members,or at least that's how I read it.
May 02, 2016 00:19Your Wickedness
That really isn't something mods or Grumpy can do about it though, that's the thing- It sucks ppl do that, but otherwise bringing it to our attention only gives him the attention he wants and let's us know this is going on...Otherwise is just a guild matter
May 02, 2016 00:21Kaeru

May 02, 2016 00:23Cowboy
But in General, brings out the "Intentions" and "Worthiness" of the Guild & it's Owners,,,or the lack there of!
May 02, 2016 00:41DivineCoffeeBinge
"He is warning me he's gonna attempt to take my members,or at least that's how I read it." Well...

So what?

I mean, okay, fine, I'm possibly operating from an unusual point of view since I'm in a fairly close-knit Guild that I guess some of you dislike (to the point of feeling the need to announce it in world chat when you use your Ignore List, which is super-classy, for the record); maybe things are different in other guilds. But personally, if I was looking for a guild, I'd want to stay in the one where I was having fun, where I felt like I was contributing to the whole guild's success (not just the one or two top guild members' success; I've been in games that worked that way, it's no fun), where I was being treated with respect, and where I got along with the other members. It kinda seems to me that if you don't want your members poached, then the way to prevent it is to provide those things better than anyone else is going to.

And that's sort of what I'm getting at when I mention that whisper's Lack of Context. Without knowing anything about how Bukowski's motivations, all I know is "he thinks people should leave ATF and join whatever his Guild's name is." I don't know if he thinks that because he thinks that ATF's power structure is set up solely to benefit the people at the top - some of the things in that earlier message to the cook seem to imply such - and he's trying to build a more egalitarian guild. I don't know if he's just being a jerk. I have no way of knowing, so it's hard to make a fair judgement.

(that recruitment message is still funny as heck though. So very, very sad)
May 02, 2016 00:46Your Wickedness
I totally agree, DivineCoffeeBinge I also know that Cowboy does get things guild needs, he also buys the extended botchecks for members...I have only seen Fool guild do this, but has been a while(it doesn't bother me in the slighest)...Though there are guilds that help their guildies in other ways- I can't say he's doing or not doing something different than other guilds other than what Fool did long ago with premium, but I can say no other guild has alot of trash talk(from what guilds I've been in), or alot of drama surrounding them(even scone doesn't have as much drama surrounding them), THAT in itself is probably not helpful
May 02, 2016 00:46Cowboy
Nice Observation, mainly Fiction at best but Nicely written! Until you walked even a step in my shoes Don't judge me!

I give ALL to my members even as much as the snail bux for monthly bot-checks! So DO NOT judge me!

This entire Thread was meant as a "Warning" to other Guilds,,,
May 02, 2016 00:48Your Wickedness
Nobody judged you- And that is the exact drama I am talking about though, going on defense at anything said and so forth, the actions in which you and your guild take in the community is heavy upon your guild and can help ppl in not helping out and so forth
May 02, 2016 00:54DivineCoffeeBinge
See, Cowboy, when I say "I don't know, maybe he thinks X" and you respond in that fashion it makes me think you're being a wee bit over-defensive, man. I know precisely nothing about how you treat the members of your guild (I've never been a fan of the "my members" construction, it makes them sound less like people and more like objects, but that's a strictly personal observation). You could be the Amaranthine Mother Theresa for all I know. The fact that I don't know is *part of the point of my post.* I'm not judging you - I'm in fact pointing out how I don't want to judge anyone without more info - and the way you leapt, nay pole-vaulted, to the conclusion you did is... fairly ridiculous, man.

Good on you for treating guild members right, though, that's cool.

Re: Your Wickedness - oh, don't worry, I'm sure we'll manage to take first prize in the Drama Races again soon enough. We're not scone anymore, though, the day of the has dawned.
May 02, 2016 02:08Charles Bukowski
I think this is very funny
May 02, 2016 02:40Londoe Black
"Cowboy: But in General, brings out the "Intentions" and "Worthiness" of the Guild & it's Owners,,,or the lack there of!"

As the owner/leader of the guild in question, I have somehow come under attack from cowboy in a public forum. I really expected better from cowboy. All I can say is, I'm very disappointed with his actions. After sending him a very diplomatic explanation and asking for a reply in messages, not in a public forum. I just don't know what to say about this.

pixaal fucked around with this message at 01:23 on May 4, 2016

Magres
Jul 14, 2011
Pixaal you're the best

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

Tnega posted:

I am in as Tnega. The real question is how to get shooty to go with my choppy.

Invited.

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



Magres posted:

Pixaal you're the best

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



Magres posted:

Pixaal you're the best

:toot:

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Magres posted:

Pixaal you're the best

:bird:

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING




Level 7 orchard and he still set it to 300 slots. Woohoo!

Mr.PayDay
Jan 2, 2004
life is short - play hard
Another Goon reporting in, just gone lvl 1 fishing. :jiggled:

Invite mrpayday pls

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Charles Bukowski is an appropriate name for him.

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