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VirtualStranger
Aug 20, 2012

:lol:

porfiria posted:

Honestly, Ted Cruz could genuinely run in 2020. He's completely unelectable of course, and I doubt he could ever even win the nomination, but he's going to keep his seat and he didn't do anything this cycle to really disqualify himself.

Ted Cruz has wanted to be president his entire life. He'll be back.

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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I look forward to Hillary campaign events with Barack, Bernie, Biden and Bill at them

You fixed it before I could complain about your failed alliteration, darn.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Walker's money is Koch money, they'll going to take their ball and back new empty suit.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011


Scott Walker is like a 1998 Ronald Reagan

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

VirtualStranger posted:

Ted Cruz has wanted to be president his entire life. He'll be back.





JESUS loving CHRIST.

CelestialScribe
Jan 16, 2008
Uhhh...

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/4hs1qj/megathread_ted_cruz_suspends_presidential_campaign/d2rtuo1

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
I think we can all be happy that SA is going viral for metaphorically killing someone.

This time.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Someone on Reddit is Stealing posts from another forum.

This will not stand.

Also that post caused me to click around on the r/politics board. And I thought our democratic primary chat was annoying.

Dexo fucked around with this message at 08:19 on May 4, 2016

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Original Posting Content Please Do Not Steal:

Cruz sucks dick.

Young Cruz looks like a vampire that's had all his essential ichor squeezed out.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

That's one way to get reddit gold.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Speaking of up-and-coming politicians, I found this article about milennials with political aspirations.







:wtc:

:sad:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

bowser posted:

Speaking of up-and-coming politicians, I found this article about milennials with political aspirations.

Don't bury the lede, dude:



JOEMENTUUUUUM!!!:rock:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Pretty sure that dick Cheney dude's gonna end up on a dateline and not in a good way.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
There's like a 99% correlation between young conservatives looking evil/like psychos/"off".

Also how the hell is Cheney your hero? You were a drat toddler during the Bush admin.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoSlRf1NtGw

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

PhazonLink posted:

There's like a 99% correlation between young conservatives looking evil/like psychos/"off".

Also how the hell is Cheney your hero? You were a drat toddler during the Bush admin.

What, you don't want to shoot someone in the face and get away with it? You think you're better than me?

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

PhazonLink posted:

Also how the hell is Cheney your hero? You were a drat toddler during the Bush admin.

Maybe that's why. If you were old enough during that time you might realise what Cheney really is

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009

I still think Seth Meyers went harder on him:

"Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for President as a Republican, which is strange, because I assumed he was running as a joke"

I never really found the guy funny on SNL, but he's ok in my book for that joke alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Km4R377s4M

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx

CelestialScribe posted:

Oh my god.

This attitude is exactly why she's at risk of losing.

Or maybe you're just not able to comprehend how badly Trump is going to do. Either way, centuries from now this election will be part of the mythic cycle.

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love
Any chance Biden gets to still be Veep?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
It's a mad world when the exit of Ted Cruz actually makes me sad.


We gonna live with a Trump candidate now, aren't we?

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
I'm of two minds about this. The cautious optimist in me thinks that the voting trends/polls/common sense clearly show that Hillary is going to be the next president.

The other half of me remembers 2000. We're basically one debate where Trump doesn't sound like a crazy person from drinking our own tears. We've also been counting him out since he descended that escalator.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Ted Cruz is the personification of evil across all American history. I wish Mark Twain could have met him, so he could have had the pleasure of rolling him in pitch and turpentine and setting him on fire with the butt of a fine cigar, as was customary at the time. He had written about time travel, so there wouldn't be a lot of explaining to do before he got down with the auto-da-fé hoedown.

Of course you can't do that kind of barbaric thing nowadays. Though come to think of it, it should be easier to get proper cigars for the ritual now that Obama has opened up relations with Cuba.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
At least a Trump presidency will be an answered prayer for accelerationists. :unsmith:

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

VirtualStranger posted:

Ted Cruz has wanted to be president his entire life. He'll be back.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4m5KUgPjdw

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Zerilan posted:

Rubio was definitely the main guy they were grooming to eventually be the face of the party and win back the Latino vote, but his stock's probably been permanently damaged by all of this probably.


He's literally quitting politics at the end of his Senate term. What I'd love to see is for Congress to pass a ban on becoming a lobbyist for one full term before being hired. That'd put a wrench in his plans.

Avian Pneumonia
May 24, 2006

ASK ME ABOUT MY OPINIONS ON CANCEL CULTURE
What i'd really like to happen is for the establishment GOP to approach Sanders and say okay if we run one of our guys as a third party you can also run as a third party and we'll have a 4 way race. Please tell me all about how this will never happen and how Sanders really and truly basically can't ever be president and I should just start preparing myself for the fact that i'm going to have to vote for someone who supported the invasion of Iraq.

e: So I guess in a 4 way race the house decides? That stinks.

Avian Pneumonia fucked around with this message at 13:49 on May 4, 2016

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Nikki Haley, Tom Cotton, Joni Ernst, and Paul Ryan are/were all names being floated for presidential runs or VP spots. Expect at least two on this this to run in 2020 is my bet. Ernst and Cotton may not due to them being up for senate reelection in 2020.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Asimo posted:

You're forgetting Ben Carson.

So did everyone else, which is why he dropped out ages ago.

Evangelicals loved the gently caress out of Carson. So much so that they looked the other way when he endorsed Trump of all people.

DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.
I mean, worse comes to worse they can always try to drag Paul Ryan kicking and screaming into the 2020 primary. Not that it would go any better than the last time he was on a ticket, but at least this time he could run as someone who's already an establishment leader.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


I'm getting my hopes up for another run by our one True Leader, Herman Cain.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

DeathSandwich posted:

I mean, worse comes to worse they can always try to drag Paul Ryan kicking and screaming into the 2020 primary. Not that it would go any better than the last time he was on a ticket, but at least this time he could run as someone who's already an establishment leader.

Assuming they get poo poo kicked in the 2016 elections and Dems make gains in the Senate or take it over, you can pretty much mark Paul Ryan's speakership as dead because they will RINO the gently caress out of him.

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Is Secretary of State Biden a possibility at all in a Hillary Presidency? I wouldn't see necessarily why they wouldn't offer it to him (pending him actually wanting to be in politics after being VP and with his family), it makes sense, but has there been any thoughts on why this wouldn't be A Thing?

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

SgtScruffy posted:

Is Secretary of State Biden a possibility at all in a Hillary Presidency? I wouldn't see necessarily why they wouldn't offer it to him (pending him actually wanting to be in politics after being VP and with his family), it makes sense, but has there been any thoughts on why this wouldn't be A Thing?

Kerry hanging out a while longer would be more likely. Generally speaking, going from VP to someone's SoS would be unprecedented, and frankly the sort of Diplomatic role of SoS isn't really the kind of thing you want to send Diamond Joe to do, god love him.

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

SgtScruffy posted:

Is Secretary of State Biden a possibility at all in a Hillary Presidency? I wouldn't see necessarily why they wouldn't offer it to him (pending him actually wanting to be in politics after being VP and with his family), it makes sense, but has there been any thoughts on why this wouldn't be A Thing?

I really don't think Biden wants to do it. He seems pretty intent on helping out his late sons family and quietly retiring from politics. He'd be a good fit, but I can't see him taking up a position that requires so much travel.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

SgtScruffy posted:

Is Secretary of State Biden a possibility at all in a Hillary Presidency? I wouldn't see necessarily why they wouldn't offer it to him (pending him actually wanting to be in politics after being VP and with his family), it makes sense, but has there been any thoughts on why this wouldn't be A Thing?

He's qualified, but I don't know if he's really interested in staying in politics after this term is up. I also don't know whether or not he'd like to be a part of a Hillary administration, it sounds like they disagreed a lot when they were both on the Obama team.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Edmund Lava posted:

I really don't think Biden wants to do it. He seems pretty intent on helping out his late sons family and quietly retiring from politics. He'd be a good fit, but I can't see him taking up a position that requires so much travel.

I love Joe, but he does not have the temperament you need for SoS. He's way too likely to say something stupid off the cuff.

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Yeah - true on the Biden's gonna Biden part. I'd imagine that he would be able to clamp that down as SoS (when as VP it doesn't have as much impact if you say an off the cuff thing because it's mostly domestic. I wasn't familiar with his relationship with the Clintons. I guess it's just me wanting 4/8 more years of Diamond Joe.


By the way, I forgot if it was mentioned, but after the WHCD, The Onion did a Diamond Joe themed after party, complete with a 80's Trans Am parked on the Newseum sidewalk filled with porno mags, used condoms, Night Ranger cassettes and state of the union speeches.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

SgtScruffy posted:

Yeah - true on the Biden's gonna Biden part. I'd imagine that he would be able to clamp that down as SoS (when as VP it doesn't have as much impact if you say an off the cuff thing because it's mostly domestic. I wasn't familiar with his relationship with the Clintons. I guess it's just me wanting 4/8 more years of Diamond Joe.


By the way, I forgot if it was mentioned, but after the WHCD, The Onion did a Diamond Joe themed after party, complete with a 80's Trans Am parked on the Newseum sidewalk filled with porno mags, used condoms, Night Ranger cassettes and state of the union speeches.

When he was running for President, he remarked "I've had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
So what kind of weird tripped out and Trump Tramp stamped RNC can I hope to expect? Will he spend most of it just having a victory lap around his former rivals just berating them and anyone who supported them for several minutes? Will he blow a few PACs trying to gold trim the entire building and insides? Will he make a lot of uncomfortable movements towards his own daughter when she's the hostess?

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