Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Apparently the seas were a bit rough when the Spirit of Tasmania ferry made its crossing last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUTq2D4_2cs

https://www.facebook.com/DashCamOwnersAustralia/posts/1090199701039669

# ? May 4, 2016 07:44

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# ? May 15, 2024 11:49

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Derek of the Andes posted:

Where does that body come from??

Cars never really evolved for flight like planes did so in times where they find themselves airborne the stress of being in such an unfamiliar situation can lead to them giving birth.

# ? May 4, 2016 07:55

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Apparently the seas were a bit rough when the Spirit of Tasmania ferry made its crossing last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUTq2D4_2cs

https://www.facebook.com/DashCamOwnersAustralia/posts/1090199701039669

Melbourne did have some pretty poo poo weather during the day yesterday so I am not shocked at all.

# ? May 4, 2016 11:06

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Testekill posted:

Melbourne did have some pretty poo poo weather during the day yesterday so I am not shocked at all.

Escape from MelB

# ? May 4, 2016 12:01

Croisquessein: Feb 25, 2005; invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Together, they make one barely-functional alien wearing human skin.

Ted Cruz is a normal human being containing blood and meat. His bones are full of marrow. He has never been degloved bodily. He is less than one thousand years old.

# ? May 4, 2016 12:35

johnnyratbastard: Nov 9, 2012

http://i.imgur.com/JDenvLGh.gifv

johnnyratbastard has a new favorite as of 06:13 on May 5, 2016

# ? May 4, 2016 12:49

Boywhiz88: Sep 11, 2005; floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

GIFs are huge. Edit and add a v to the end of it so it's .gifv

# ? May 4, 2016 13:08

johnnyratbastard: Nov 9, 2012

Sincere apologies.

# ? May 4, 2016 13:14

Boywhiz88: Sep 11, 2005; floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

johnnyratbastard posted:

Sincere apologies.

No worries. It was worth it!

# ? May 4, 2016 13:18

Hulebr00670065006e: Apr 20, 2010

Derek of the Andes posted:

Where does that body come from??

Looks like a late sixties dodge charger :downsrim:

# ? May 4, 2016 14:55

Sywert of Thieves: Nov 7, 2005; The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Boywhiz88 posted:

GIFs are huge. Edit and add a v to the end of it so it's .gifv

It's not playing at all on my end so here's the non-embedded link: http://imgur.com/JDenvLGh

And it's totally worth it.

# ? May 4, 2016 15:00

Karma Monkey: Sep 6, 2005; I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Croisquessein posted:

Ted Cruz is a normal human being containing blood and meat. His bones are full of marrow. He has never been degloved bodily. He is less than one thousand years old.

Instruction for A President

# ? May 4, 2016 15:44

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

http://i.imgur.com/Z70Q7oP.gifv
Target shopper confronts convicted video voyeur known for preying on women
(Article has video with sound)

quote:

She says that she and several staff members from Target had identified the voyeur's truck and were waiting by it when he returned.
The suspect had jumped in his vehicle and sped away - directly in front of a police car responding to the incident at the store, she added.
After a short police chase, he was pulled over and arrested for reckless driving.

Choice bullet points from the summary:

quote:

Polizzi was previously charged with video voyeurism for filming women changing in retail dressing rooms

Police also found footage filmed up women's skirts using a shoe-camera

# ? May 4, 2016 15:50

Tracula: Mar 26, 2010; PLEASE LEAVE

Huh. It's almost like he doesn't want to be filmed or something. Figure that.

# ? May 4, 2016 16:37

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Who wants some GOP tears?

http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/goodbye-republican-party-and-good-riddance/

# ? May 4, 2016 18:09

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

Looking at that site I kinda wish you'd just goatsed me instead.

# ? May 4, 2016 18:19

mod saas: May 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

nerdz posted:

Who wants some GOP tears?

http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/goodbye-republican-party-and-good-riddance/

quote:

I refuse to have spent 8 years criticizing President Obama’s unthinking statist minions

same

# ? May 4, 2016 18:38

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

nerdz posted:

Who wants some GOP tears?

http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/goodbye-republican-party-and-good-riddance/

Here's the article from the RWM media thread in case you don't want to give them the traffic or not throw up.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3512233&perpage=40&pagenumber=1777#post459500673

# ? May 4, 2016 18:40

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

johnnyratbastard posted:

Sincere apologies.

You need to change img tags to url tags though. It won't play otherwise. It won't work in preview but it will work after you save/post.

# ? May 4, 2016 18:45

Maker Of Shoes: Sep 4, 2006; AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

nerdz posted:

Who wants some GOP tears?

http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/goodbye-republican-party-and-good-riddance/

Oh man that was delicious. :allears:

# ? May 4, 2016 19:14

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? May 4, 2016 21:22

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Palpek posted:

I suddenly know the sound of two spiders fighting.

# ? May 4, 2016 23:50

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

"We are merely exchanging long protein strings."

# ? May 5, 2016 00:16

Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

I'm going to repost this because it is the perfect summation of Cruz's presidential campaign:

JonathonSpectre posted:

I just want to remind everyone of something.

One of the most loathsome people to ever loving live on this planet, Ted Cruz, backstabbed and hosed over every person he came in contact with for the past four years, forced his party into a bunch of no-win scenarios that made them look stupid and clueless, and generally called out everyone in his entire party as a bunch of commiesymp Islamolibs who want to dress up as a gay-married woman and gently caress a child in a public bathroom. He did all of these things knowingly, burning every bridge he's ever crossed, mauling every hand that's ever fed him, all in service of one dream: He would become the Republican nominee in 2016 and win the Presidency and then the trail of blood and nightmares he left behind wouldn't matter because gently caress you I'm POTUS that's why.

He sacrificed everything to this goal, and he's going to lose by a small number of delegates to the political equivalent of the Fukushima meltdown. His strategy would (probably) have worked! It's pretty clear that the JEB! never stood a chance regardless of how much money he raised because he's a loving walking Ambien who conservatives thoroughly despise, Scott Walker couldn't even figure out how to hire someone who understood things like "a budget," Ben Carson looks like an attractive candidate up until he has to speak in anything other than meaningless fortune-cookie platitudes, etc. All that work, all that planning, all that treachery, all that time.

ALL FOR loving NOTHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

He's been reaching for this brass ring his entire life, leaning farther and farther out from his carousel horse. What would he lose first, his balance, or his nerve? But he never flinched, leaning out further and further with each turn of the carousel, and then just before, just before his fingertip brushed it an orange hand came out of nowhere and took that bitch right away from him, right in front of him, and there was never anything he could do to stop it. Now all that's left is the fall.

There aren't words in any language to describe the joy it brings me to see such a heinous, hateful motherfucker destroyed in such a gut-wrenching, miserable way. Tonight was the beginning of Ted Cruz's descent to a talk radio host saying things like, "Well, when *I* was in the United States Senate, let me tell you..."

Ted is a mess.
Ted is a waste.

# ? May 5, 2016 00:16

Croisquessein: Feb 25, 2005; invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

So Ted Cruz is only 45? He looks at least 55. Can't believe he was going to college as I was entering high school. I guess clean living isn't as good for your looks as having a soul and a blood supply.

# ? May 5, 2016 00:42

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Croisquessein posted:

So Ted Cruz is only 45? He looks at least 55. Can't believe he was going to college as I was entering high school. I guess clean living isn't as good for your looks as having a soul and a blood supply.

The skin he's wearing is only 45. And I imagine skins don't fit that well when you take them from someone else and just sort of slip into them.

# ? May 5, 2016 01:01

winterwerefox: Apr 23, 2010; The next movie better not make me shave anything

I have a little bit of my own to share.

I was at Taco Bell, first time in half a year or so and the cashier was about guy at 350 lbs. Being a goon, I used to be there. Not the fast food job, but the weight.

He turns around and I have to hold back a laugh.

His work shirt says "Because Cheese" a new Taco Bell slogan or something

My thought went to "That's not nice of Taco Bell to make him tell everyone why he is fat

# ? May 5, 2016 01:03

hooah: Feb 6, 2006; WTF?

Gann Jerrod posted:

I'm going to repost this because it is the perfect summation of Cruz's presidential campaign:

Why would making everyone in his own party hate him be a good strategy to winning the nomination? Common sense indicates that it would be the opposite.

# ? May 5, 2016 01:23

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? May 5, 2016 01:29

Karma Monkey: Sep 6, 2005; I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

hooah posted:

Why would making everyone in his own party hate him be a good strategy to winning the nomination? Common sense indicates that it would be the opposite.

Congrats for being more intelligent than Ted Cruz! _{<insert Zodiac Killer joke here>}

# ? May 5, 2016 01:31

Kurieg: Jul 19, 2012; RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20

hooah posted:

Why would making everyone in his own party hate him be a good strategy to winning the nomination? Common sense indicates that it would be the opposite.

Because he was trying to do what Trump was doing. Trump just went way further because he could supplement the reduced campaign support with his own money until he reached critical redneck mass.

If Trump hadn't out-radicaled him he could have won and then immediately backslid into full party support because who loving cares how he got the job, he's now a republican in the white house and they'll do what he says because he supports their issues.

# ? May 5, 2016 01:33

dmnz: Feb 14, 2012; BNNRROWNWNWOWOWOWO

# ? May 5, 2016 03:22

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

dmnz posted:

What did he expect to happen?

# ? May 5, 2016 03:29

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Testekill posted:

What did he expect to happen?

He'd do a sick jump, land back on the hoverboard, and then be showered in adulation and blowjobs from all those in attendance.

Pretty much any dangerous stunt pulled off by a guy starts with the thought "You know..... if I pull this off some girl will probably give me a blowjob."

# ? May 5, 2016 03:32