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I halfway expected him, when he and Fiorina were wrestling for top hand, to suddenly break off, run to the shitter for twenty minutes, and come back with a legal document written on a roll of single ply TP stating that he had the legal right to top hand.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:He's gone on record as saying he loves his skin, and it's all his. If you come with him to Meat Farm you can have all the skin you want.
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Ted Cruz is pleased his limbs are in the standard configuration. Cruz is a man who makes sure he blinks at least three time a day, and only three times a day.
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kizudarake posted:I halfway expected him, when he and Fiorina were wrestling for top hand, to suddenly break off, run to the shitter for twenty minutes, and come back with a legal document written on a roll of single ply TP stating that he had the legal right to top hand. He wishes he had Odenkirk's ability to ad-lib
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Croisquessein posted:If you come with him to Meat Farm you can have all the skin you want. We can go right now, if you want. Ha ha! No questions. Questions aren't allowed. Not at the Meat Farm.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:No, no. Ted Cruz is a perfectly normal hu-mon being. http://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
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kizudarake posted:I halfway expected him, when he and Fiorina were wrestling for top hand, to suddenly break off, run to the shitter for twenty minutes, and come back with a legal document written on a roll of single ply TP stating that he had the legal right to top hand. See were they fighting for top hand or was that his first bit of skin to skin contact and he was trying to escape the new feeling?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY I guess my children won't be getting a Bogel for their Glotch this year  .
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Ted Cruz is an absolutely normal male, and it would be impossible to prove otherwise.
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https://gfycat.com/DeepWetDarklingbeetle It's too big for tables.
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RareAcumen posted:https://gfycat.com/DeepWetDarklingbeetle idgi
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Ted Cruz is an absolutely normal male, and it would be impossible to prove otherwise. You're thinking of David Mitchell
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The most impressive thing that happened all game: Lady dies fighting one guy, flops over rear end in the air as he's killed by someone else. The absolute greatest display of skill to be seen this entire round, bar none!
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RareAcumen posted:The most impressive thing that happened all game: Lady dies fighting one guy, flops over rear end in the air as he's killed by someone else. idgi
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RareAcumen posted:The most impressive thing that happened all game: Lady dies fighting one guy, flops over rear end in the air as he's killed by someone else. I'm curious how she got the two kills there well after she died. Still pretty drat stupid though.
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Ashsaber posted:I'm curious how she got the two kills there well after she died. Still pretty drat stupid though. Sentry guns she put down got kills.
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RareAcumen posted:The most impressive thing that happened all game: Lady dies fighting one guy, flops over rear end in the air as he's killed by someone else. Don't post.
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Hey! I own 2 of these things! Mine are shaped like jaguar heads though. They do the job of making my girlfriend uncomfortable/scared/whatever when ever I blow in one. No need to tell the entire world your girlfriend is uncomfortable with blowing, that's nobodies business but your own.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Overwatch? It's Blizzard's (extremely late to the game) attempt to emulate that sweet TF2 Hat Money machine.
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dumb. posted:It's Blizzard's (extremely late to the game) attempt to emulate that sweet TF2 Hat Money machine. AFAIK one of the reasons it's only coming out at this time is it was going to be their Big Impressive WoW 2.0 Next Gen MMO, and for $REASONS it got semi-scrapped and scaled way down into Well A Multiplayer Arena Shooter Is A Lot Less Work And We Had This IP And Assets Just Lying Around v  v
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RareAcumen posted:The most impressive thing that happened all game: Lady dies fighting one guy, flops over rear end in the air as he's killed by someone else. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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KILLALLNERDS.EXE posted:Don't post. You're not my dad!  http://i.imgur.com/Bri1QNa.webm   Shrapnig posted:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD oh no, i talked about video games again
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That's Adam. 
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dumb. posted:It's Blizzard's (extremely late to the game) attempt to emulate that sweet TF2 Hat Money machine. It is, in fact, so late to the game that it's... almost... come around full circle to become fresh again. Except, in reality, it's kind of mediocre. Very high effort, but mediocre.
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RareAcumen posted:You're not my dad! This thread is homebrewin now
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RareAcumen posted:You're not my dad! At the same event, Katy Perry actually wore a necklace of Keyblades, as well as accessorizing with a Tamagotchi. https://twitter.com/themetgala/status/727294200086192128 The theme for the whole thing was “Fashion in the Age of Technology” so of course several people dressed like video game/Snow Crash characters. Zayn Malik, for example, is cosplaying a Fallout 4 character that only found armor for his arms. 
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You forgot the most iconic look of the night. Orlando Bloom accessorizing his suit with a single tamagotchi that poo poo while he was on the red carpet https://twitter.com/hummusandpizza/status/727476420939767808
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The ability to look suave while covered in poo poo means a male is primed for fatherhood.  There's going to be a Magic Mike Live show in Vegas and they holding a survey about it. Too bad you need to sign in, because someone shared this screencap: 
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The MSJ posted:At the same event, Katy Perry actually wore a necklace of Keyblades, as well as accessorizing with a Tamagotchi. Aren't those just keys?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Aren't those just keys? Yeah, I was about to say that that owned but looking at them more closely they don't have anything in them to hold if they're supposed to be keyblades.
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coronatae posted:You forgot the most iconic look of the night. Orlando Bloom accessorizing his suit with a single tamagotchi that poo poo while he was on the red carpet This is incredibly good
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:No, no. Ted Cruz is a perfectly normal hu-mon being.
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