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Since George RR Martin likes to take examples from history I imagine that the Lannisters are going to massacre the priest police and have it be like the Nika Riots. I mean c'mon, Rains of Castamere. Red Wedding. That's how the Lannisters roll. They crush their enemies underfoot. It's a tradition. I'm only curious as to what they'll do to Lansel Lannister the traitor.
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Sergg posted:I'm only curious as to what they'll do to Lansel Lannister the traitor. Lansel Lannister the eunuch or Lansel Lannister the corpse
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I have no clue where the Tommen & Marge line is going, nor do I really care, I just want Robomountain to slay some fools
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gfanikf posted:I was just thinking does anything exist in the GoT world where the Lannisters could just pull a Philly PD and drop an explosive on the top of the Sept or is it just going to be Blue Temple fun? Depends if Tyrion is actually a Targaryan dragon whisperer or not. But the trailer showed a troop formation outside the sept, so I think we can count on a traditional response. Godholio fucked around with this message at 21:18 on May 4, 2016 |
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May 4, 2016 21:15
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Booblord Zagats posted:Marge is gonna kill herself after she gets brainwashed by the High Sparrow and Cersei gets Tommen to launch a raid to kill the Sparrows and rescue her. Tommen will be crushed and end up making Joffery's lack of concern for the lives of his people look like Mother Teresa I'm hoping for a Jamie/Bronn commando raid, but they'll probably end up using the Frankenstein.
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May 4, 2016 21:25
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Someone wrote the most objectively wrong opinion piece in history http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/game-of-thrones-needs-a-sand-snakes-spinoff.html
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May 4, 2016 21:43
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Godholio posted:Depends if Tyrion is actually a Targaryan dragon whisperer or not. But the trailer showed a troop formation outside the sept, so I think we can count on a traditional response. I doubt he's some secret targ more so that he's right that dragons are smarter than men. They knew he was no threat to them.
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May 4, 2016 21:49
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Booblord Zagats posted:Someone wrote the most objectively wrong opinion piece in history I could stand to look at that one girl's cans some more, but that's about it.
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Sergg posted:Since George RR Martin likes to take examples from history I imagine that the Lannisters are going to massacre the priest police and have it be like the Nika Riots. a big part of this was Tywin though
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Booblord Zagats posted:Someone wrote the most objectively wrong opinion piece in history jesus i read that whole thing and yeah it pretty much is the most objectively wrong thing i've ever read how do you call a group of characters that had like one fight and showed their tits off the most compelling characters in a show??
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Two Finger posted:how do you call a group of characters that had like one fight and showed their tits off the most compelling characters in a show?? That's basically GoT distilled to it's essence.
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Zeroisanumber posted:I could stand to look at that one girl's cans some more, but that's about it.
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Two Finger posted:jesus i read that whole thing and yeah it pretty much is the most objectively wrong thing i've ever read
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Sergg posted:I mean c'mon, Rains of Castamere. Red Wedding. That's how the Lannisters roll. They crush their enemies underfoot. It's a tradition. I'm only curious as to what they'll do to Lansel Lannister the traitor. The problem here is twofold: 1) When Tywin did all of that the Lanisters were actually wealthy and well supplied. At this point in the story the family's coffers are empty and all of the their gold mines are exhausted. The only thing they've got at this point is the illusion of wealth and power. The war of five kings has also exhausted most of their supplies and troops in the area around the capitol. Also the Iron Throne itself is bankrupt, and has defaulted on its loan from the Iron Bank so they would be unable to borrow to finance putting down the revolt as well. 2) Cersei has alienated her uncle who is now the Lord of Casterly Rock. If Cersei and Jamie drive King's Landing to open revolt there is probably no back-up coming from the west, or if it is it would solely be to extract Tommenen and keep him safe. That would leave them with only the Gold Cloaks (who suck as demonstrated in the battle of King's Landing) and a meager handful of personal Lanister guards to secure the whole city. That all said, Cersei is an idiot, and will most likely start something she can't finish. I see her killing the High Septon, starting a revolt, getting overwhelmed and besieged in the Red Keep, and resorting to setting off all of the wild fire that's hidden beneath the city to try and put it down. ManMythLegend fucked around with this message at 10:15 on May 5, 2016 |
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Writer about Sand Snakes posted:Like me, they’re ethnically ambiguous and look great in earth tones. (The similarities end there; I don’t know how to handle a weapon... )
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ManMythLegend posted:
That would fit with the vision Bran had of the Red Keep being burned out.
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TCD posted:That would fit with the vision Bran had of the Red Keep being burned out. let the record show i would be ok with this potential future
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Sergg posted:Gonna be interesting to see if they execute Sir Loras Tyrell as a display that they will absolutely execute Queen Margery if pushed. Haven't seen him in a bit. Even characters that are locked away in a dungeon still get brief screen time Also where's that one young stark at? The crippled dudes younger brother. They just sort of always glossed right over him but never implied his death. He just chilling somewhere or what? He exists right? Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 11:27 on May 5, 2016 |
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Also where's that one young stark at? The crippled dudes younger brother. They just sort of always glossed right over him but never implied his death. He just chilling somewhere or what? He exists right? In the books he's being hidden by the wealthiest lord in the North named Manderly. He's pretty awesome. At one point he secretly has a couple of Frays killed and baked into a mincemeat pie that he serves to a combined Bolton/Fray army. As far as I can tell he hasn't even been mentioned in the show which is a shame.
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I had to think about it before I remembered "oh yeah, that kid with the nuts".
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ManMythLegend posted:The problem here is twofold: Kevan is in the capital right now serving as hand of the king.
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And Rickon is still around somewhere. Asha and him went somewhere south of the wall when Bran, Mera, and her skeleton food brother went north to find bloodraven.
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Rickon will be back eventually. And he is going to be a monster. I just finished re-reading the 1st book and I noticed that all the Stark kids shared their wolves' personalities (or vice versa I guess). Jon: Ghost was the outsider, and grew up quickest Robb: Grey Wind was tactical. He would outflank the other wolves when they played. Bran: Summer watches, observing the other wolves at play. Arya: Nymeria was separated from the family and went feral. Sansa: Lady sat there like an idiot and patiently waited for the dagger. Rickon's wolf, Shaggy Dog, is a pitch black demon with crazy green eyes that bites people and scares the poo poo out of everyone. A very. Bad. Dog. Rickon's gonna return and crush everyone's nuts.
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rickon, the most obscure of the gracies
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Victor Vermis posted:Rickon will be back eventually. And he is going to be a monster. Hopefully while DMX plays loudly
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Victor Vermis posted:Rickon will be back eventually. And he is going to be a monster. Lol at Sansa then. She's gonna get iced this season
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holocaust bloopers posted:Lol at Sansa then. nope, even season
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:rickon, the most obscure of the gracies I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that. holocaust bloopers posted:Lol at Sansa then. Nah Sansa is gonna live for a while I think. I've enjoyed the two episodes so far but man people on the internet get mad about this show.
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Sansa's actress wants out, but only if it's cool.
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Speaking of that I think I much preferred the goofing looking original Dario
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Speaking of that I think I much preferred the goofing looking original Dario Same.
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So what are the Hodor theories I liked how they're all hmmm maybe it's because he gets injured play fighting with wooden swords lol nvm
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Vasudus posted:Sansa's actress wants out, but only if it's cool. What the gently caress else is she going to do? She needs to ride this gravy train until she can demonstrate acting abilities more flexible than her loving godswood.
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Also are the dragons gonna come steam roll all the dudes that took Khaleesi or what I know in the trailer for the season you see a dragon flying over them, it seems like Also I didn't really understand what happened to the dragon she flew out with and why she was wondering around. Was it too injured to fly? Just lazy? Dying?
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Godholio posted:What the gently caress else is she going to do? She needs to ride this gravy train until she can demonstrate acting abilities more flexible than her loving godswood. She's Jean Grey in the new X-Men movie at least.
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^Ok, that's valid. They're going to milk this X-Kids things until the cast is as old as the group from the 2000 movie.Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Also I didn't really understand what happened to the dragon she flew out with and why she was wondering around. Was it too injured to fly? Just lazy? Dying? I assumed it was hurt and tired. That was a decent fight, and he took some arrows or spears or whatever.
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Yeah drogon got the gently caress beat out of him and is basically licking his wounds. Rhaegar and Viserion (or whatever their names are) are free to roam now, though.
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Part I'm referencing is at 20 seconds here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI0ib1NErqg  Also disappointed Jaime didn't hack down that dude but hey I'm sure it's coming -edit at 1:30 looks like mutant mountain is ripping a brute squad dude's head off Also is the hound for sure dead? Showed him dying but not actually dead so just curious. I have an inclination he'll be back Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 00:59 on May 6, 2016 |
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Hounds not dead CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE edit: not a spoiler just a widely accepted fan theory since the hounds last appearance in the books ten years ago
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Part I'm referencing is at 20 seconds here i think there's a pretty good chance he's coming back relatedly, stannis has not been seen to be dead.
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