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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

8 track betamax posted:

I can't stop thinking about that stupid cluttered floor room and how much I want to just stride in there and kick everything over and take the posters filthy grease-soaked face and just smash it right into those smug records leaning agaisnt the wall

Mods ban this angry goon.

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Mokbek posted:

A sad goon Havel ?



This is good thanks forums user "Mokbek"

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

two forty posted:

here is my room as of last night



i probably win something unless that crawlspace guy is here

This easily could have been my room in college, although I was usually pretty good about cleaning up beer cans, which I'm actually worse about now.

I go through some pretty clear stages after these kinds of threads. First I get itchy. Then I look at the pictures again. Then I clean up my already clean apartment.

One of my strategies to get work done is something I called 'sadistic multitasking'. Where I was allowed to do something else, but it had to be abhorrent. So, for example, I could have an extra tab open, but it had to be X-files fan fiction. Or I could put 'Hoarders' on in the background.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

two forty posted:

here is my room as of last night



i probably win something unless that crawlspace guy is here

Comfy cozy.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Time to clean up! * grabs a push broom and shoves everything into the closet*

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I'm the NES controller.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Jerry Cotton posted:

His posts lmao!

Piled high, indeed.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I think there's a reddit sub (*GASP*) called neckbeardnests or something that would be a good place to look at and feel better about yourself.

There's a lot of papers and poo poo on my desktop at home but, It's a nice desk and I try to keep it at least moderately clean.

My desk at my office is impossible to keep tidy because there's so much tech crap moving in and out at any one time.

Anyway, that's my post, thanks for reading.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Actually if somebody were to try to murder that dude they would likely give up their position by knocking over a can. I've seen this happen in video games so it's actually really smart to keep a bunch of trash around your disgusting semen crusted bed

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

ethanol posted:

Actually if somebody were to try to murder that dude they would likely give up their position by knocking over a can. I've seen this happen in video games so it's actually really smart to keep a bunch of trash around your disgusting semen crusted "bed"

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I want to know why he drinks so much Colt 45 when Mickey's comes in plastic bottles and is the superior malt liquor.

Also I feel like he posted this picture as a cry for help and not necessarily for laughs. I think this guy needs some help and support.

Where you stay at, homie? Maybe some helpful, good-natured goon could come over with some trash bags and some non-alcoholic beers and help clean up. I'd be willing to paypal somebody a few dollars (not you, you will spend it on more Colt 45) to rent a carpet steamer and help you elevate yourself.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Goon standards of living went up like 400 percent compared to similar threads from 7-8 years ago.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Please mod challenge that guy to clean his loving room

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Ben Smash posted:

I think there's a reddit sub (*GASP*) called neckbeardnests or something that would be a good place to look at and feel better about yourself.

it's more int he spirit of things not to leave home

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Windows 98 posted:

Please mod challenge that guy to clean his loving room

i concur

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
look at all those tall boys and malt liquor bottles oh boy

even in college the most that would be on the floor of my room was some clothes and like my bag

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i would at least pile my empties in a corner like a respectful piece of poo poo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Windows 98 posted:

Please mod challenge that guy to clean his loving room

:yeah:

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Summoning forums user two forty back to the thread to take his lumps like a man goon

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Windows 98 posted:

Please mod challenge that guy to clean his loving room

Yeah punish a dude for posting relevant content, that's good form.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



mod challenge win98 to make his room worse than two forty ty

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

mod challenge win98 to make his room worse than two forty ty

this is a better idea

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i too will mess my room up if w98 is made to do it

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

social vegan posted:

mod challenge win98 to make his room worse than two forty ty

i like this or try to recreate the other room as close as possible.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I WILL loving TRASH MY ROOM

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
look at that hookah you never use, lmbo

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i want to send some of you pictures or frames so you can hang something, anything really, on your bare walls

:ohdear:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I hang framed Luvcow posts on my walls.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
when i buy frames at the store i neve rtake the stock photo picture out of it. makes me feel loved.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


My GF and I are very tall children.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

that Iron Giant poster is neato

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Inzombiac posted:

My GF and I are very tall children.



is that a tiny ferret wall or something idk?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
also I WILL gently caress MY ROOM UP IF YOU MAKE w98 partake i mean god dmanit

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I'm the portable air conditioner.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



wow there is an energy crisis right now the planet is being ruined and you've got the shades closed and the lights on while it's sunny

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Inzombiac posted:

My GF and I are very tall children.



time to take down the xmas lights

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
whats with the tall cardboard box by the bookcases?

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Inzombiac posted:

My GF and I are very tall children.



I have the same portable A/C unit. Good poo poo

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