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I have been reading up on all of these really old baseball players lately, and lets just say that I hope this injury isnt the precursor to the tuberculosis that is going to kill my Joss. If he has to die, his blood is going to power up the infernal dinger machine below the Heart of Gold.
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Zodiac5000 posted:To all owners of the Super-League The state fairgrounds are in Huron...
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Oh, Joe! Injury-related change Bresnahan becomes the full-time starting catcher, hitting in Torre's spot. Call up Rudy York, he is the personal catcher for whoever is SP3.
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Forzelt posted:The state fairgrounds are in Huron... Dammit you're right. I was thinking of the regular fairgrounds. Well played Forzelt. loving Huron. My first boss at Pizza Hut used to be an exotic dancer from Huron before she became the assistant manager of the Brookings Pizza Hut. I try not to think of Huron.
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Zodiac5000 posted:Dammit you're right. I was thinking of the regular fairgrounds. Well played Forzelt. loving Huron. My first boss at Pizza Hut used to be an exotic dancer from Huron before she became the assistant manager of the Brookings Pizza Hut. I try not to think of Huron. That is reasonable. Huron is a terrible place… probably the worst in East River
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MAKE MORE TAG TEAMS! Super-League XIX, Week 2 Injury Report Houston Hol Horses Ed Delahanty (OF) (Shikata Ga Nai!) - 11 days Oklahoma City Bombers Eddie Collins (2B) (Pray for mentholmoose) - Out for Season Portland Panderers Eddie Collins (2B) (Justice for mentholmoose!) - 101 days Bubbles Hargrave (C) (Left on mission to take vengeance on Monicro for Collins-related shenanigans) - 16 days Rockford Losers Jerry Koosman (SP) (Don't lose the Koos!) - 15 days St. Maarten Storm Willie Stargell (1B/OF/DL) (THE BOX!) - Out for Season Pick 'em: Untold Hardship Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Is the Larkin-Downing Championship finally coming home? Glastonbury Knights (c) @ South Shore Gumshoes Triple Crown Championships Hoboken Zephyrs (c) @ Slaughterhouse Nine Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Porthcawl Rakers Television Championship Do you believe in HulkaMiracles? Kobe Crows @ Oklahoma City Bombers (c)
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May 5, 2016 17:54
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The Bombers are in mid-season form, I see. Pick em: Nine win, rest retain
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Super-League XIX, Week 2 Injury Report https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MlaIe1ljs I should not have traded for a Collins. My heart can't handle knowing that mine very well could be next. Pick'Em: Champs retain.
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Pick 'em: Untold Hardship all champs retain Smasher Dynamo posted:Oklahoma City Bombers get a room you two
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Pickem: All Champs Retain
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Smasher Dynamo posted:
Suspicious. The three frontrunners in Senor Goodtimes all suffer significant injuries while  remains untouched? When I return to the Super League I plan to look into this in my capacity as ombudsman.Pick 'em: Untold Hardship Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Is the Larkin-Downing Championship finally coming home? Glastonbury Knights (c) @ South Shore Gumshoes Triple Crown Championships Hoboken Zephyrs (c) @ Slaughterhouse Nine Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Porthcawl Rakers Television Championship Do you believe in HulkaMiracles? Kobe Crows @ Oklahoma City Bombers (c) [/quote] All champs retain FairGame fucked around with this message at 18:11 on May 5, 2016 |
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May 5, 2016 18:09
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Everyone retains, though that means the Zephyrs escaped the Genericdome alive 
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Pick 'em: Untold Hardship Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Is the Larkin-Downing Championship finally coming home? Glastonbury Knights (c) @ South Shore Gumshoes Triple Crown Championships Hoboken Zephyrs (c) @ Slaughterhouse Nine Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Porthcawl Rakers Television Championship Do you believe in HulkaMiracles? Kobe Crows @ Oklahoma City Bombers (c)
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May 5, 2016 18:15
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Pick 'em: Untold Hardship Champs Retain
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kw0134 posted:Everyone retains, though that means the Zephyrs escaped the Genericdome alive And guess who's coming to the Despair Dome next week! 
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Pick 'em: Untold Hardship Champs Retain
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Smasher, could you give my Wolverines lineup the ol' SABRmetric shuffle? I haven't had access to my computer, nor will I until possibly Monday night. Once I'm set up again, I'll go through and set a constant lineup and make some tweaks. Thanks.
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Oklahoma City Bombers Get good ---- Pick 'em: Untold Hardship Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Is the Larkin-Downing Championship finally coming home? Glastonbury Knights (c) @ South Shore Gumshoes Triple Crown Championships Hoboken Zephyrs (c) @ Slaughterhouse Nine Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Porthcawl Rakers Television Championship Do you believe in HulkaMiracles? Kobe Crows @ Oklahoma City Bombers (c)
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May 5, 2016 18:46
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cbx posted:Smasher, could you give my Wolverines lineup the ol' SABRmetric shuffle? I haven't had access to my computer, nor will I until possibly Monday night. Once I'm set up again, I'll go through and set a constant lineup and make some tweaks. Thanks. After two weeks? That doesn't seem very wise, given small sample sizes and all.
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MAKE MORE TEAMS! Remember, if you when the Tag Team Tournament, your team is safe from being murdered. For a lot of teams, that's a deal you really, really, really can't afford to pass up. The 9th Tag Team Championship Tournament: Go Team Friendship! Tag team time has come again! The way this will work is that two teams, and it can be any two teams, whether they be from the Super-League, the Sub-Par League, or some sort of unholy union between a team from the Super-League and a team from the Sub-Par League, will team up to form a super-team, with each team providing two of the following four components: -Infield (1B, 2B, 3B, SS, DH, two backup IFs) -Outfield and Catcher (C, LF, CF, RF, a backup C, and two backup OFs) -Starting Rotation (SP1, SP2, SP3, SP4, SP5) -Bullpen (CL, SU, SR, SR, MR, LR) The winners get the greatest gift I am capable of giving: Immortality! That's right, the teams who win this tournament will be immune from relegation or demotion for a full season! And if you are in the Sub-Par league and are part of the winning tag team, you'll automatically be promoted to the Super-League proper for Super-League XX, a season with two full servings of 'X'! You wouldn't want to miss that! The two-time, two-time defending champions of this contest are, improbably enough, the Burnt Doritos, the team of the Mitchell Kernels and the Kobe Crows. Obviously, with the Macho Men having dismembered the Kernels, the Kernels need to win to not die, which they probably would prefer given the....grave consequences of losing the Macho Men series that they might not realize yet. Plus, if one of you knocks them off, I can finally cast the Crows to Sub-Par hell. So, make good teams for once, okay? So, find yourself a partner, combine material from each of your teams, and create a child team that you both will cherish and nurture right up until it goes off to the tournament and disappoints you greatly. And then, you will know how your parents feels every time they think about you. Participating Teams! Burnt Doritos (c) (Mitchell Kernels/Kobe Crows) Alter Egos IV: Cloning Blues (Hoboken Zephyrs/Kozmic Space Fish) Hyperion Loader Bots (Aperture Scientists/Basecloggers) Dr. Thunder (Rochester Generics/St. Maarten Storm) Monateam (Slaughterhouse Nine/Genoa Janus) Major Depressive Disorder (Houston Hol Horses/Small Market Superstars) Participation Awards (Seattle Cagey Bees/Centralia Mines) CanaDA Bomb! (Oklahoma City Bombers/RCMP) Twin Cities Triad (Minnesota Commission/South Dakota Marmosets) Los Indingerables (Mexico City Mexicutioners/Khartoum Doom)
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Knights Zephyrs Rakers Bombers And seriously, someone tag with me. I have great OF and some pitching.
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I'm suddenly frightened for my Eddie Collins.
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Pick 'em Champs retain.
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Smasher Dynamo posted:After two weeks? That doesn't seem very wise, given small sample sizes and all. Or just take the DH lineup, make it the noDH lineup by subbing the pitchers spot in at 9 and removing my DH.
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cbx posted:Or just take the DH lineup, make it the noDH lineup by subbing the pitchers spot in at 9 and removing my DH. Or you could take five seconds and just make a stab at what you think the lineup should look like.
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Pick 'em: Untold Hardship Hardcore and Larkin-Downing Championships Is the Larkin-Downing Championship finally coming home? Glastonbury Knights (c) @ South Shore Gumshoes Triple Crown Championships Hoboken Zephyrs (c) @ Slaughterhouse Nine Intercontinental Championship Portland Panderers (c) @ Porthcawl Rakers Television Championship Do you believe in HulkaMiracles? Kobe Crows @ Oklahoma City Bombers (c)
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Smasher Dynamo posted:MAKE MORE TAG TEAMS! Dammit, Delahanty! Oh well, at least I didn't have a Collins explode. Smasher Dynamo posted:Pick 'em: Untold Hardship Monathin fucked around with this message at 01:45 on May 6, 2016 |
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 Sub-Par League VII, Week 1: This is a level beyond hell. You could call it Hell 2 Games of the Weak Keith Wuncler CXXXIV posted:
Box Score  Frank Gaiman posted:
Box Score  Frank Gaiman posted:
Box Score  Team Statistics        Analysis Competent... a little too competent.        Analysis Another year where we wonder if Grandpa Ruth will do anything at all.        Analysis Is Greg Maddux good again? Too early to say.        Analysis Power pitching is cool again! Except for the winning games part.        Analysis It's like the real Dusty Baker is standing in front of me! So realistic.        Analysis You make all those roster moves and expect me not to injure anyone? Get real.        Analysis Aww, the good logo went away         Analysis I was going to say put Harper in center, but maybe right field would be better!        Analysis So, who wants to play for the Dinos this year?        Analysis How do you have a guy with 11 RBI in a week and a losing record?        Analysis New Hoss seems to be in good form. The offense does not.        Analysis Yeah, that was probably going to happen.        Analysis I guess some of your guys had short injuries, but those are over now.        Analysis The People's Left Hander is not broken. Haven't we been through this before?        Analysis Okay, I looked into it, and unfortunately the game is not optimistic about Machado playing shortstop. Phenomenal third baseman, but not more than that.        Analysis Your bullpen won that title. Even Jose Valverde!        Analysis Good to see the Gay Johnsons again.        Analysis Looks like the game knows more about Ken Giles than we thought! Standings   Ice To Meet You fucked around with this message at 00:51 on May 6, 2016 |
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how are you even going to attempt to compete? You should trade for Eddie Collins, ya dingus! Collins is faster than Myer!"
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Okay let's keep it simple I guess to deal with the early injuries. Plug Cecil Travis in at short. send Chief Bender to AAA and call up Jerry Koosman to be the 5th starter.
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A 4 game series vs the Mexicutioners in Mexico City feels like the absolute worst case scenario for the Superstars. Or any pitching staff, really. Also, the Stoned Lightning need to stop succeeding so I can have a high first rounder.
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I need some time to think about what to do with Joss, but for now I would like to start keeping track: Mexicutioners HRs: 13 Kennel From Hell HRs: 15
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Pick 'em: Champs retain A-Rod to DL and Cullenbine to AAA Vlad up and takes A-Rod's "DH against LHP" spot, Keltner up and fills my "gosh, the 44 Indians had some solid talent that has no business on a Super League roster" bench quota
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Joss to DL, call up Steve Reed New Rotation #1 Christy Mathewson #2 Nap Rucker #3 Jesse Tannehill #4 Bill Bernhard #5 Slim Sallee Steve Reed to short relief, Hoyt Wilhelm to middle relief Make sure Rucker stays as the next up starter Oh hey can I send that godawful Mysterious Walker back to the nethers for a guy on my feeders?
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