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Krampus Grewcock
Aug 26, 2010

Gruss vom Krampus!

Part of Everything posted:

This appetite suppressant was on the sidewalk outside my house this afternoon. How does this sort of thing happen? That's not a "whoops my period came in my sleep" kind of stain, that's a serious patina of crust in there. :barf: :nws: :nms: http://imgur.com/nsGw4gg :nms: :nws:

You gotta go find that Cinderella, dawg.

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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
yeah but is it black and blue or white and gold

Mandactyl
Jun 1, 2011

A kinder, gentler herpes
Grimey Drawer

The Relentless posted:

I have to do another cringeworthy Casio keyboard song. This one was by just some guy that lived in the area during the Laci Peterson murder in Modesto, California. She was a young pregnant girl murdered by her scumbag husband, Scott Peterson. It was in all the news all the goddamn time. Shortly after her body was found, along with her dead unborn child, Conner, this young guy, or kid, released this song. Keep in mind, he didn't know Laci or her family at all. I get a total creeper vibe from him and imagine him wearing a fedora, watching her from a distance, pissed off he wasn't the one to be with her, since he is such a "good guy."

Please listen to the very end for the amazing whisper. Without further ado, I give you, "Remembering Laci."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udLmCHmZFx4


This guy has the best screen name.
And it is creeper-y. Like the guy that was her cashier kind of creeper.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Mandactyl posted:

This guy has the best screen name.
And it is creeper-y. Like the guy that was her cashier kind of creeper.



I have no idea if it's the singer's account. Maybe just some guy who found the song, too. Was the first search result.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/OTq3Kls.jpg

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Where is her rear end? Where is here rear end? She looks like a peeled potato in a thong and a wig!

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
Ah, the old 'over/under the panniculus' underwear dilemma.

Ugh.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

this is why I took the sticker off my truck

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

The Relentless posted:

I have to do another cringeworthy Casio keyboard song. This one was by just some guy that lived in the area during the Laci Peterson murder in Modesto, California. She was a young pregnant girl murdered by her scumbag husband, Scott Peterson. It was in all the news all the goddamn time. Shortly after her body was found, along with her dead unborn child, Conner, this young guy, or kid, released this song. Keep in mind, he didn't know Laci or her family at all. I get a total creeper vibe from him and imagine him wearing a fedora, watching her from a distance, pissed off he wasn't the one to be with her, since he is such a "good guy."

Please listen to the very end for the amazing whisper. Without further ado, I give you, "Remembering Laci."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udLmCHmZFx4

I am 70% sure this is some kind of avant-garde satire. Maybe 60%.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Oh god, I found a front picture:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P58y63Ujj14

:nws:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I loving lost it when the tub started bubbling. I know women lose bowel control when they give birth but god drat what the hell.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Oh god, I found a front picture:



lol. Goddamn.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Krampus Grewcock posted:

You gotta go find that Cinderella, dawg.

:golfclap:

So gross, yet so perfect.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Midnight Voyager posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774410&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

He also really wants his account deleted now.

PS: He's been here two days and only posted in the EVE thread otherwise.

Oh hey, apparently he's still going elsewhere!

quote:

I am an adult. They are not. I got rid of my account because I’m incompatible with the culture of those forums. I wrote this post because I wanted people to know that SA is far baser than the Reddit, and far worse than the worst aspects of /r/Eve. They are more than welcome to make as much from my 2 days there as they want. I don’t care in the slightest. I signed up because I was interested in Mittens’ claims that the Reddit was immature and that their forums were better. This was yet another falsehood. I was curious about the Goon culture based on the showing that DJ has been making. I decided to check it out. I was able to confirm that Goons are indeed what they are made out to be. There is nothing left for me to do there. So I unsubbed. They can call it rage quit if they want and think they are great because they made me rage quit if they want. I don’t see things that way, but I am certainly not entertaining a plan to try to get through to Goons. As you said, Goons are trolls. There’s no point in engaging with that, and I don’t see myself posting there.

You keep telling yourself that, buddy.

Forti
May 5, 2009


haha what a nerd

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Is "the reddit" an expression people actually use?

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Non Serviam posted:

Is "the reddit" an expression people actually use?

Of course. Don't you tell people you post on The Something Awful?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


My favorite part is when, in his E-mail to support following up on his account deletion request, he cited the "stupid newbie" placeholder avatar and said, "I am not stupid," then cited the "This moron has not provided any additional info" bit from the profile page and said, "I am not a moron." :allears:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

*Arms not blue*
*Chris-Chan approved*

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Hirayuki posted:

My favorite part is when, in his E-mail to support following up on his account deletion request, he cited the "stupid newbie" placeholder avatar and said, "I am not stupid," then cited the "This moron has not provided any additional info" bit from the profile page and said, "I am not a moron." :allears:

At least he's self-aware enough to realise that the real reason why he doesn't have any private messages is actually that nobody likes him.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I loving lost it when the tub started bubbling. I know women lose bowel control when they give birth but god drat what the hell.

The baby clipping through the crotch and the 'blood' effect is what got me. Also the dead-eyed expression s on all the characters combined with the music. It's just so :psyduck: it... actually, it just stays that way. No looping back to amazing. Just full cray-cray.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



My coworkers and I used to play Manga aisle bingo when I worked at a B&N. Squares included:

Fedora
Wallet chain
Pins on backpack or hat
Fingerless gloves
Video game apparel
Jean shorts
Socks and sandals
Anything Sonic
Skinny Guy Fat Girl combo
Naruto headband
Ponies
Nintendo Ds
Asthma
Body odor
You heard Japanese

It made the day go by, and the best part was the receiving area was adjacent to the Manga aisle so you could just walk by, take a peek and be on your way.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Sonic and all his fans should burn in hell. Look he goes fast! Weeeeee! loving great game.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



I don't understand Second Life. is this like, scripted content or something someone set in a level editor kind of thing? Every time I see a Second Life video it's like this hosed up fever dream.

Also lol the baby is white.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

He lives in an alien world doesn't he? Nobody is going to say "rage quit" and who the gently caress cares about comparing forum maturity like it's some kind of stat? So loving weird. Nerds obsess about the damndest things.

Krampus Grewcock
Aug 26, 2010

Gruss vom Krampus!

Bored posted:

:golfclap:

So gross, yet so perfect.

Pussy that crunchy is a date and a meal in one.

rldmoto
Oct 17, 2011

NESguerilla posted:

I don't understand Second Life. is this like, scripted content or something someone set in a level editor kind of thing? Every time I see a Second Life video it's like this hosed up fever dream.

Also lol the baby is white.

I'd be willing to bet that the Second Life player is willing to roleplay as a black woman, but having a black baby is just too much for her. Or him. Or whatever.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Disturbing content ahead.

Guys beats his girlfriend up on twitch, everyone laughs. Everyone is ugly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yL204Vk09s

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

NESguerilla posted:

I don't understand Second Life. is this like, scripted content or something someone set in a level editor kind of thing? Every time I see a Second Life video it's like this hosed up fever dream.

Also lol the baby is white.

As far as I know, it's scripted, but 'filmed' live. You can bind all matters of complex gestures and poses to hot keys, you can also create and sell things that perform some simple actions.

I don't know how babbies are formed in Second Life, though. Maybe it's white because their genetics algorithm malfunctioned, maybe the 'biological' father is white, maybe the female character is white, but very tanned, who knows. Or maybe they don't have a black baby model in the game, lol.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Jesus loving christ, that's some tragic poo poo to end my day. That poor woman. :sigh:

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Lime Tonics posted:

Disturbing content ahead.

Guys beats his girlfriend up on twitch, everyone laughs. Everyone is ugly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yL204Vk09s

This is super heartbreaking and :nms:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Lime Tonics posted:

Disturbing content ahead.

Guys beats his girlfriend up on twitch, everyone laughs. Everyone is ugly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yL204Vk09s

Thanks for posting a link to a recording of a woman being raped and beaten I guess? Got any pictures of mutilated corpses to go along with it?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The guy who posted that video has annotations telling you to visit his channel to buy products.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

The guy in the recording deleted all his social media but first he posted "I was drunk and she hit me first"

e:

http://twitter.com/SirSiegery/status/727701798174261249/photo/1

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Not clicking that. Was he arrested?

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you
It looks like it was a more violent mistake to do with leaving the webcam on than darksydephil's. He thought he had turned it off during a break where he decided to beat the poo poo out of his girlfriend.

Guessing it's real as his account was closed and he shut down all his other internet presences.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Loving the idea that all LPers are just jerking off/snorting coke/beating their SOs/heiling Hitler literally as soon as the record light goes off, and they're so pumped to gently caress up that sometimes they can't even double check first.

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Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Darth123123 posted:

Not clicking that. Was he arrested?

Apparently anonymous has already doxxed him

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