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Norns posted:I just want to say I really love this season. If shitcrappen is finally revealed as a fraud and F1 Great Nico Rosberg keeps winning I will 100% agree with you.
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F1 is the best soap opera.
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May 5, 2016 18:57
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Wow Vercrappen and Failtardo. Might as well rename the team to Team AIDS (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 5, 2016 19:16
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Does Kyvat keep on smashing into Vettel now or does he switch targets to Verstapen?
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May 5, 2016 19:19
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Kvyat took Are Dan out in those two incidents as well, the target is now not-max.
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May 5, 2016 19:41
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I can't even... http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/toro-rosso-set-for-fresh-engineering-staff-changes-733741/ Kvyat currently has no engineers because Marko just fired Max's. Official line is that it was following an argument after qualifying. I bet any money the real story is that they told Marko he was bag of dicks.
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May 5, 2016 22:02
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F1 would lose absolutely nothing if Red Bull were to quit. Nothing good anyway.
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El Hefe posted:F1 would lose absolutely nothing if Red Bull were to quit. See also: Ferrari
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Tsaedje posted:See also: Ferrari e;fb Red bull and ferrari leaving f1 would be the best possible outcome. Those two teams are the source of 80% of the "WTF is this political bullshit??" stories you've seen in the last few years. Without them we'd have good engines, reasonable prize money distribution and more european races.
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May 5, 2016 22:54
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ferrari are at least an actual racing team
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May 5, 2016 22:56
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What about Kimi and Super Seb, the two greatest personalities in F1?
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May 5, 2016 22:59
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haha wait what... they actually switched frog boy for Kvyat? Red Bull, the biggest bunch of cunts. Helmut Marko, the biggest oval office of the bunch. quote:Max Verstappen's promotion to Red Bull was done to ease "the considerable unrest" at Toro Rosso between the teenager and Formula 1 team-mate Carlos Sainz Jr, according to Helmut Marko. Oh yes, the considerable unrest we've seen nothing of since Australia. I'm sure it was, you twat 
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be nice wicka posted:ferrari are at least an actual racing team In the same way that disney is an animation studio
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May 5, 2016 23:09
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I'm going to go to the USGP, whats the best way to buy tickets, just straight through the COTA site?
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Y'all are saying dump Red Bull even when we just got more wtf-grade drama from them today, hot on the heels of yesterday? I like the soap opera aspect, they cause a lot of it. I'm fine having them in.
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Apparently it's too late to change tyre allocations so they're both stuck with what the other chose for the next few races. It's a shame Kvyat didn't find out in advance. "Yes Max, so for Spain you've got 15 sets of the hard tyres, 1 set of radials from a 1963 Ford Fairlane and what appears to be a watermelon with a crudely drawn picture of a penis on it".
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Dudley posted:Apparently it's too late to change tyre allocations so they're both stuck with what the other chose for the next few races. What an excellent post
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May 6, 2016 08:57
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Apparently Haaaaaaas is getting 2016 spec Ferrari engines for next week.
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May 6, 2016 12:00
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Halo14 posted:Apparently Haaaaaaas is getting 2016 spec Ferrari engines for next week. russia spec*
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May 6, 2016 12:02
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Ah thanks. I thought they were plodding along with last year's model.
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May 6, 2016 12:14
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http://sniffpetrol.com/2016/05/06/marko-has-his-dog-shot/
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one of the best things about this season is mercedes struggling to pretend ferrari poses a threat to them
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They lack Ron Dennis smugness, that's for sure.
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Max Verstappen's promotion to Red Bull was done to ease "the considerable unrest" at Toro Rosso between the teenager and Formula 1 teammate Carlos Sainz Jr, according to Helmut Marko. Marko has also claimed Daniil Kvyat's return to Toro Rosso to make way for Verstappen was in order to ease the growing pressure on him following his poor start to the year. In light of the unrest between Verstappen and Sainz at Toro Rosso, and with Kvyat's collisions with Ferrari's Sebastian Vettel in Russia on Sunday, Marko felt the time was right for the duo to swap seats. Explaining the switch, Marko told Motorsport-Total.com: "It was primarily a measure to take away the pressure off Daniil." "This year he has not been near the same performance as last year," he said. "He has been on average three to five tenths [of a second per lap] slower than [teammate Daniel] Ricciardo. Last year he was at eye level. He has been very inconsistent, had many ups and downs, and the crash in Sochi was as a consequence of the internal pressure he had built himself. It did not come from us. "Romain Grosjean was once in a similar situation when he had crash after crash. We wanted to avoid that, and our luxury is we have the ability to set him up for Toro Rosso again. On the other hand there has been considerable unrest at Toro Rosso between Verstappen and Sainz, so we have solved several internal problems. And we have not removed Kvyat. He is still with us in the squad, and Toro Rosso is a good midfield team." Suggested to Marko Verstappen's move was a timely one given Ferrari has long been interested in the 18-year-old, he replied: "As you know we have long-term contracts so there was no need for action. But now we have Ricciardo and Verstappen side by side, and we can accurately assess how the two perform, and we have Kvyat against Sainz. This makes future decisions easier, but as mentioned, all four drivers have long-term contracts." Originally on Autosport.com
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Riiight, Roman Grosjean was once like that, then he matured and for the past few seasons has been doing an alonso and dragging a dogshit car far higher up the points than it has any right to be. He wasn't demoted to what is essentially a reserve driver and have the threat of being dumped at the end of the season hanging over him.
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Red Bull is sceptical [sic] that Formula 1’s new engine rules from 2017 will deliver what has been promised on either cost or performance grounds. http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/red-bull-warns-of-no-guarantee-over-2017-f1-engine-power-733929/ It's just non-stop updates from the Red Bull camp this week.
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learnincurve posted:Riiight, Roman Grosjean was once like that, then he matured and for the past few seasons has been doing an alonso and dragging a dogshit car far higher up the points than it has any right to be. He wasn't demoted to what is essentially a reserve driver and have the threat of being dumped at the end of the season hanging over him. Short memory? I'm quite sure he was dumped and came back up through GP2.
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learnincurve posted:Riiight, Roman Grosjean was once like that, then he matured and for the past few seasons has been doing an alonso and dragging a dogshit car far higher up the points than it has any right to be. He wasn't demoted to what is essentially a reserve driver and have the threat of being dumped at the end of the season hanging over him.  Also, my money's on the Haas being not so bad and Gutiérrez being a rubbish fraud.
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andyf posted:Red Bull is sceptical [sic] that Formula 1’s new engine rules from 2017 will deliver what has been promised on either cost or performance grounds. Sceptical is the correct spelling, your snarky little [sic] is misplaced
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learnincurve posted:Riiight, Roman Grosjean was once like that, then he matured and for the past few seasons has been doing an alonso and dragging a dogshit car far higher up the points than it has any right to be. He wasn't demoted to what is essentially a reserve driver and have the threat of being dumped at the end of the season hanging over him. it's classic red bull autism. they do something lovely and childish and try to justify themselves by comparing it to a completely different situation. it's like how they said mercedes or ferrari giving them an engine would be no different than lotus letting the entire grid use the cosworth DFV, when in reality that was ford's decision and colin chapman was furious.
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Is that a bad pic or is Count Helmut Von Marko as much a one eyed villian as he looks there.
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Alice Klar posted:Short memory? I'm quite sure he was dumped and came back up through GP2. Not exactly, he was the reserve Renault /young Ferrari driver and was drafted in after Nelson Piquet, Jr got fired, he was put back to reserve in 2010/2011 while competing in GP2 as he was always going to be a stopgap for pay drivers. Last three years of Renault before it fully became Lotus saw different 8 drivers They are referring to 2012 when he was the "first lap nutcase" and got his race ban.
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Nill posted:Much of Grosjean's mellowing came about when he had a child so I guess Kyvat needs to listen to Vova Putin and make some babies for Mother Russia. Actually he's been going to a psychologist since then to work stuff out. quote:Also, my money's on the Haas being not so bad and Gutiérrez being a rubbish fraud. That's a given.
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For those that think reflexes aren't important for an F1 driver: https://www.instagram.com/p/BFEpVTKhmr3/?taken-by=fernandoalo_oficial
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5pSlL87IoY
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There are...seven of them.... https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL21UPXIYqodG9Q6MxzhN-R2bAabNzHvDZ edit: nando posted:Please henson, I can not feel my face
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Jenson's American accent is great. I lost it at the "American Bro" part. I'm going to start calling my buddies American Bros.
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Davy Crockett.
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Maddyshits continues his "Look as much of a dick as possible" media assault this week. I wonder if he will take the weekend off, at least.quote:Red Bull has no sympathy for Mercedes over 2017 F1 rule changes http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/124139/red-bull-no-sympathy-for-mercedes-over-2017 Thats ok Deidrich, i know how you feel. I have no sympathy about red bull in 2016, either. 
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