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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Scathach posted:

The amazing ultra-smug atheist and his sexist sidekick strike again!
nice


Picnic Princess posted:

I feel extremely lucky that I've only seen one incident of political bitch-slapping on my Facebook over the Fort McMurray fire disaster.

Long story short: one of our cities was almost burned completely down due to an unstoppable forest fire, the entire city of ~80,000 was evacuated, it happens to be the city that houses all of the oil sands workers, and people have been using it as an excuse to attack both left and right wing parties for every possible reason you can think of. Everyone has been extremely civil and genuinely concerned, putting aside petty politics to come together as a community. It's pretty amazing, actually :unsmith:

I saw one go by but it looked like poo poo that didn't happen. It was something like "THIS LEFTIST SAID HE THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD THAT FORT MAC BURNED BUT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT...."

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ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Very sexy photo

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Haha, perfectly cut off for when any normal person would stop listening

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

man, Psylocke is DIRE, costume and backstory-wise. I think she dodged straight into the bullet on that one.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



The zenith of this thread.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

What's the difference? :haw:

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!


Idiots on Social Media:I'm not a pedophile. I am however a libertarian

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

ro5s posted:

Idiots on Social Media:I'm not a pedophile. I am however a libertarian

Make it so.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Can I just say that I hate the people that get on social media and just spew about how much they love books.

You know the type, "I spend my whole paycheck on books I'm a quack!" Or the "rainy day books books books cats books books."

They post ecards about how they are HOPELESSLY addicted to books, relaxing with their BOOKS.

"I'd rather be BOOKS."

I worked in a bookstore for 5 years so I see a lot of these people. gently caress man, I read a lot too, I try to average around 50 a year, but I'm not going to climb to the top of a mountain and tell you how much I want to buy this Catcher in the Rye t-shirt because BOOKS.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Beastie posted:

Can I just say that I hate the people that get on social media and just spew about how much they love books.

You know the type, "I spend my whole paycheck on books I'm a quack!" Or the "rainy day books books books cats books books."

They post ecards about how they are HOPELESSLY addicted to books, relaxing with their BOOKS.

"I'd rather be BOOKS."

I worked in a bookstore for 5 years so I see a lot of these people. gently caress man, I read a lot too, I try to average around 50 a year, but I'm not going to climb to the top of a mountain and tell you how much I want to buy this Catcher in the Rye t-shirt because BOOKS.

It always seems like they're the people who read mostly lowbrow stuff but believe that the mere act of reading makes them intellectuals, too. But then, nobody mentions the type of books, it's just "books."

STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS
Oct 12, 2012

Puppy Time posted:

It always seems like they're the people who read mostly lowbrow stuff but believe that the mere act of reading makes them intellectuals, too. But then, nobody mentions the type of books, it's just "books."

I have a cousin who does this. She post about not having a tv, and how much she loves to read and how much better educated reading makes people and her actual reading list is basically borderline smut.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


It's weird because a lot of them seem to be women who wish they were living in Pride and Prejudice. They don't seem to grasp that this particular time period would be a miserable hell hole for women. Lead based make-up, spine and tit crushing corsets, not being able to leave the house alone.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
Books are an objectively better medium of entertainment because they're older. New things can't be good, ever, and you're an mainstream idiot if you like some new things and not all old things. Not like me, with my superior printed words. eBooks are bad too, because they're on a computer and not a book, even though the exact same content of my book is in that eBook.

Books.

Degenerate Star
Oct 27, 2005
unlikely

Beastie posted:

It's weird because a lot of them seem to be women who wish they were living in Pride and Prejudice. They don't seem to grasp that this particular time period would be a miserable hell hole for women. Lead based make-up, spine and tit crushing corsets, not being able to leave the house alone.

They want to live in the world of the novel, where the heroine is smart, the snobby hero turns out to be a good person, and everything ends in a double wedding and true love. Nobody's saying "gently caress yeah! I don't want to vote or own property!"

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Question Mark Mound posted:

Books are an objectively better medium of entertainment because they're older. New things can't be good, ever, and you're an mainstream idiot if you like some new things and not all old things. Not like me, with my superior printed words. eBooks are bad too, because they're on a computer and not a book, even though the exact same content of my book is in that eBook.

Books.

One of my favorite things to do when someone is gushing about a book and insisting that I absolutely must read it, is to shrug and say I'll wait for the movie. Just to see that vein on their temple pop up.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Karma Monkey posted:

One of my favorite things to do when someone is gushing about a book and insisting that I absolutely must read it, is to shrug and say I'll wait for the movie. Just to see that vein on their temple pop up.

what a nice pwn

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Question Mark Mound posted:

Books are an objectively better medium of entertainment because they're older. New things can't be good, ever, and you're an mainstream idiot if you like some new things and not all old things. Not like me, with my superior printed words. eBooks are bad too, because they're on a computer and not a book, even though the exact same content of my book is in that eBook.

Books.

I saw someone being all :smug: because they read books and didn't listen to Audiobooks, like you got a lesser experience or something with an Audiobook.

I said I preferred Audio because I listened to them while driving to work/doing housework but apparently I'm not getting ~~the real experience~~ :rolleyes:

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


The Stephen Fry narrated Hitchhiker's Guide is so god drat good that I can't even read the text without hearing his voice.

It's my preferred means of consuming that book and if you haven't heard it I highly recommend it.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Beastie posted:

It's weird because a lot of them seem to be women who wish they were living in Pride and Prejudice. They don't seem to grasp that this particular time period would be a miserable hell hole for women. Lead based make-up, spine and tit crushing corsets, not being able to leave the house alone.

Not going to argue that it wasn't a great time to be a woman, but afaik corsets were actually out of style during the time Austen wrote those books. Also, you know nobody's yearning to be a part of the pride and prejudice society. They want the romantic love story with secret letters and horses and carriages and fancy balls and the happy ending.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Pack it up folks.

:stare:

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

TinTower posted:

What's the difference? :haw:

You wouldn't defend a libertarian.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Picnic Princess posted:

I feel extremely lucky that I've only seen one incident of political bitch-slapping on my Facebook over the Fort McMurray fire disaster.

Long story short: one of our cities was almost burned completely down due to an unstoppable forest fire, the entire city of ~80,000 was evacuated, it happens to be the city that houses all of the oil sands workers, and people have been using it as an excuse to attack both left and right wing parties for every possible reason you can think of. Everyone has been extremely civil and genuinely concerned, putting aside petty politics to come together as a community. It's pretty amazing, actually :unsmith:

An acquaintance of mine posted on Facebook that he hopes that the fires will make conservatives believe in global warming now. He got shouted down (rightfully so) pretty quickly afterwards.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Picnic Princess posted:

Everyone has been extremely civil and genuinely concerned, putting aside petty politics to come together as a community.

WHEN THE COMMUNITY COMES TOGETHER, THEY’RE GOING AFTER YOU NEXT

I don’t know what it means when the mass media issues commands that we must “all come together” – but I instinctively recognize that I don’t want any of it. I am not sure exactly what liberals want when they insist that we must “join together” – but I instinctively realize that I don’t want it happening to me. I still don’t understand what government wants when it orders me to “be part of the community” – but I instinctively react against their communal indoctrination. Busybodies will do many unpleasant things to a human being in this life, but nothing is more unfortunate than ending up “united.” Community organizes are working on you for the same reason that the ranch hands go after the stock. Millions of years of evolution have taught me not to be part of any herd. Socialist collectives are merely an attempt to get human beings to revert to all-fours. The do-gooders try to round-up citizens the same way ranchers corral the beasts right before the slaughter. Coming together is always just a short distance from the abattoir.

All I want from society is to be left alone. Next time that some social worker pounds on my door – I will kick him in the balls before he gets his compassion around me. Just try and lasso me with your empathy and you’ll feel my instep on your testacles. All that I ask of the bureaucrats is to keep their good intentions away from my body. A liberal helps a citizen the way a rancher assists his livestock with a cattle prod.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Degenerate Star
Oct 27, 2005
unlikely

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Just try and lasso me with your empathy and you’ll feel my instep on your testacles.

It's...it's so beautiful.

:allears:

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Next time that some social worker pounds on my door

Why yes, a problem everyone can relate to.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Pack it up folks.

:stare:

https://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/search?q=pedophile&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Beastie posted:

Can I just say that I hate the people that get on social media and just spew about how much they love books.
You always see them pop up whenever book art gets posted anywhere, frothing at the mouth about how this is a desecration and a travesty and comparing it to Nazi book burnings.

Puppy Time posted:

It always seems like they're the people who read mostly lowbrow stuff but believe that the mere act of reading makes them intellectuals, too.
Either that or they have a list of books (usually including Pride and Prejudice and/or Lord of the Rings) that they read at least once a year (or claim to) but never seem to talk about anything else they've read.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Huntersoninski posted:

Not going to argue that it wasn't a great time to be a woman, but afaik corsets were actually out of style during the time Austen wrote those books. Also, you know nobody's yearning to be a part of the pride and prejudice society. They want the romantic love story with secret letters and horses and carriages and fancy balls and the happy ending.

There was about a decade at the start of the 19th century where corsets were out, and dresses were high waisted and flowy because everything had to be Roman inspired. That's the time her books are set in, but every woman in them would have been wearing corsets before and after that tiny window of Neoclassicism.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Jesus Christ.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Jesus Christ.

Danger danger.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



I love you, thread.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Tiggum posted:

You always see them pop up whenever book art gets posted anywhere, frothing at the mouth about how this is a desecration and a travesty and comparing it to Nazi book burnings.


That book art is awesome, however a retail copy of Pride and Prejudice for $45 that has the fold lines in it is just silly. We sold them one holiday season and we had 98% of the stock got to clearance and then donations. There is a huge difference between what you linked there and a lazy retail cash-in attempt as you try to find a gift for your cousin who you know reads but can't be bothered to find something better.

I don't think I've ever drawn the comparison to Nazis.

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006


:suicide:

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
D.L. gettin' real deep on us.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

ah yes, the destroyer of social lives, youtube

these cat videos are ruining my life

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Oct 30, 2009

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


Corrct. He is not a pedophile, he is an ephebophile
:goonsay:

oh god please don't ban me

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Twitter, the Dungeons & Dragons of the 21st century. Terrifying.

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