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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Doltos posted:

This shits racist af

So are you running with the Sopranos theme or are you being serious?

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Ross Angeles posted:

isn't the plural of fish fish

<fishmech>
The plural of fish is usually fish, but fishes has a few uses. In biology, for instance, fishes is used to refer to multiple species of fish.

so as long as there is an expectation of multiple species in whatever body of water one is being tossed in to, then technically fishes could be correct there
</fishmech>

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Ross Angeles posted:

isn't the plural of fish fish

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:lol:

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
The Football Salthouse

In all honesty, I was really struggling with saying, "New York as gently caress," creatively. Beats a Midwestern monotone any day.

Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 07:39 on May 7, 2016

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
you're on the list, febreeze

:argh:

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Ross Angeles posted:

you're on the list, febreeze

:argh:
I thought that was what you wanted tho

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Eifert Posting posted:

So are you running with the Sopranos theme or are you being serious?

No I'm not serious and I honestly have that voice. I've lived in Arizona, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Virginia but somehow my inner goomba has dominated all those regional accents. I have a fake voice I can put on for other recordings that I do.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol if you aren't at least part Italian IRL

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
The offseason nature special

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-offseason-hibernation-begins/

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I feel bad for Italians because they can never be Irish

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I feel bad for Italians because they can never be Irish

Except they can, as I am

As long as you aren't full blooded on either, I'm only half italian

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Except they can, as I am

As long as you aren't full blooded on either, I'm only half italian

Our side is taking credit for all the funny comics you Italians can take the unfunny ones.

true fact my aunt was disowned from her family for marrying an Italian in the 60s.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Your family sounds like a bunch of assholes

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Metapod posted:

Your family sounds like a bunch of assholes

Blue Collar Irish Catholic family in the 50s/60s? Assholes?

*monocle pops out*

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I've been doing ancestry.com and the Italian great grandfather I was named after was served divorce papers for "extreme cruelty and gross neglect"

also he raped my grandma when she was 13

Thanks for naming me after him guys!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Blue Collar Irish Catholic family in the 50s/60s? Assholes?

*monocle pops out*

Lol

Ehud posted:

I've been doing ancestry.com and the Italian great grandfather I was named after was served divorce papers for "extreme cruelty and gross neglect"

also he raped my grandma when she was 13

Thanks for naming me after him guys!

:chanpop:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ehud posted:

I've been doing ancestry.com and the Italian great grandfather

Everything after this was redundant

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
My ancestors were german mercenaries that they brought over to fight against the rebel colonists and immediately turned against the Crown when they got here.

I am a real American

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Ross Angeles posted:

My ancestors were german mercenaries that they brought over to fight against the rebel colonists and immediately turned against the Crown when they got here.

I am a real American

...Rob Lowe? SA2K was Rob Lowe all along?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
One of my ancestors was a Spanish, Jewish whaler who was maybe also a smuggler but maybe not. He's the only cool one though.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ross Angeles posted:

I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
If changing loyalties makes you a real American I am George Washington

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

If changing loyalties makes you a real American I am George Washington

Shut up, Arnold.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
There is a fight between genealogists in my family whether we're related to Jesse James or not (the outlaw, not the bike guy).

I have witnessed two people over 60 almost heatedly cursing at each other about whether this link exists or not.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I'm an ethnic Canadian.

Don't ask.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

The only famous or semi-famous relative I have or had is my late grandfather, Johnny Bach.


Passed away this past January after several health complications, including a 90% blockage of his heart and a stroke (those two occurred within a few days of each other last October). Also, one of the most stubborn people you'd ever meet, like many of Irish descent.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

sam bradford lmao posted:

Fight for the rights of every man

Exactly what I thought when I read that post :allears:

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Brocialist posted:

I'm an ethnic Canadian.

Don't ask.

Same, sorta. Buncha Quebecois on one side, Anglo-Scots-Irish for everything else

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Ross when he wakes up:
http://youtu.be/zl3TnqUumfU

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Dango Bango posted:

Exactly what I thought when I read that post :allears:
:hfive:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
If you ain't Mediterranean you ain't Meshiterranean sorry fuckos

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
*rap updates his chart of TFF races, right next to each poster's weight, IQ, and dick size*

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Chichevache posted:

*rap updates his chart of TFF races, right next to each poster's weight, IQ, and dick size*

*in that final square, all the boxes are filled in with "small"*

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Probably Magic posted:

*in that final square, all the boxes are filled in with "small"*
There's three categories, "small", "tiny" and "micro"

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
No category for female genitalia is how I know the list is legitimate.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Chichevache posted:

No category for female genitalia is how I know the list is legitimate.

If the old game day threads are anything to go by I believe prolapsed would be a necessary category.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




I have two Acadian politicians in my lineage. Welp, that's my story.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

this is me irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnfODQbUBQ

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Pops Mgee posted:

If the old game day threads are anything to go by I believe prolapsed would be a necessary category.

Thanks for un-repressing those memories, jerkass! :argh:

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