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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

gret posted:

Maybe he hates bus drivers.

At least he's a bus driver's son and not a bus driver himself because I can tell you through experience that it doesn't work out

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

How hard is it to not be a racist on Twitter?

andyf
May 18, 2008

happy car is happy

Oh I didn't realise Roberto Merhi was also doing WEC with Manor. Looks like Merhi and Stevens came in 9th and 15th (3rd and 8th in class) during the WEC 6 hours of Spa - http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/124159

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Skarsnik posted:

Oh hey, turns out Taki Inoue is a bit of a racist



:yikes:

I don't understand your point! Surely a man with extremist views and has isis sympathies is the next step in British politics as we are scared to death of being accused of being racist or being accused of not adhering to human rights set by the European commission?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oh god I hope you are joking, please be joking. Can we just not.

In other news someone has made Lewis tell his fans to shut the gently caress up. https://www.instagram.com/p/BFEeAr1L07w/?hl=en and Red bull are still a gaggle of cocks.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


i doubt he's joking. this is the something awful forums, it is serious business and totally bereft of jokes.

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007



learnincurve posted:

Oh god I hope you are joking, please be joking. Can we just not.

In other news someone has made Lewis tell his fans to shut the gently caress up. https://www.instagram.com/p/BFEeAr1L07w/?hl=en and Red bull are still a gaggle of cocks.

That was clearly written by Toto

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
"They are the guys that are going to make winning this championship possible"

sure, he just didn't specify it was Nico's championship.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
Lol at whichever bitchmade salty Australian reported me again for making fun of their lovely bogan oval office of a F1 driver.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Crap AIDS.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

I just stopped in to laugh at poois shamilton's continued bad luck, and express my hope that it continues all season.

It won't, and he's going to win again.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

track day bro! posted:

Lol at whichever bitchmade salty Australian reported me again for making fun of their lovely bogan oval office of a F1 driver.

lol how does anyone get probated for that poo poo? We all dump on drivers regularly.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It is illegal to make jokes about the crap team with bad drivers.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

track day bro! posted:

Lol at whichever bitchmade salty Australian reported me again for making fun of their lovely bogan oval office of a F1 driver.

My favorite part is that 2 posts down from yours is another person doing it. And all the posts between your probation and now with people doing it.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

It's like half the posts in the thread if we're being honest.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

Norns posted:

lol how does anyone get probated for that poo poo? We all dump on drivers regularly.

I thought bagging drivers was the no. 1 rule of this thread. How stupid.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Trackdaybro got probated for our sins.

Poois Shamilton

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Is this the new form of KERS Bernie is introducing to keep FJuan interesting and cutting edge?

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





track day bro! posted:

Lol at whichever bitchmade salty Australian reported me again for making fun of their lovely bogan oval office of a F1 driver.

Reported again for besmirching the good Danny Ricky Smiles.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

Skarsnik posted:

Oh hey, turns out Taki Inoue is a bit of a racist



:yikes:

Why does anyone care what Taki Inoue has to say unless it's "Ow my leg! That car just hit me"

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

track day bro! posted:

Lol at whichever bitchmade salty Australian reported me again for making fun of their lovely bogan oval office of a F1 driver.

Lol a whole day! Seems like the mod should lurk more. 50% of the posts itt are rivals.com puns

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

julian assflange posted:

Lol a whole day! Seems like the mod should lurk more. 50% of the posts itt are rivals.com puns

I have a spreadsheet of what not to say in this thread incase it offends certain posters especially the mod and end up with a probation. I sometimes have to ask The Worst Thread 'why so serious?'

learnincurve posted:

Oh god I hope you are joking, please be joking. Can we just not.

I suppose it depends in what camp you sit in, I personally sit in the Dont Give A gently caress camp, but find the news rather amusing as it swings from one extreme to another regarding this guy.

Myrddin_Emrys fucked around with this message at 10:06 on May 8, 2016

geonetix
Mar 6, 2011


Myrddin_Emrys posted:

I have a spreadsheet of what not to say in this thread

This sounds like a comedy goldmine. What percentage of it is about Lewis?

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

geonetix posted:

This sounds like a comedy goldmine. What percentage of it is about Lewis?

Its all Claire Williams im afraid

AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007
Id ummm....spread claire williams between the sheets am I right guys? :smug:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
He really is one of the gems of the internet...


https://twitter.com/ManorF1FanBlog/status/728130755642019840

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

track day bro! posted:

Lol at whichever bitchmade salty Australian reported me again for making fun of their lovely bogan oval office of a F1 driver.

I'm surprised you haven't been lambasted for a gendered slur yet.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

julian assflange posted:

Lol a whole day! Seems like the mod should lurk more. 50% of the posts itt are rivals.com puns

We all hate rear end Vercrappen, and Poois Shamilton.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Alain Post posted:

We all hate rear end Vercrappen, and Poois Shamilton.

The only other person I know that rudely namechecks an F1 driver is my mother. She loves motorsports and wouldn't hurt a fly - She calls Vettel "Satan" and actually means it. I find this endlessly hilarious.

I may have misspelled "Rosberg" several times in text messages to my F1 mad sister. Then gave up, there's only so many combinations of "Ros-" and a swear you can do before you get bored.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


don't forget to call your cool F1 moms today

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Name puns and RALF's av are the best things about this thread

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

wicka posted:

don't forget to call your cool F1 moms today

What if you live in a country that already did mother's day months ago?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Tsaedje posted:

What if you live in a country that already did mother's day months ago?

call your mother anyway you heartless bastard

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Ohh it's that day where the British will inevitably have a blind moment of panic when an American brings up mothers day. We know it's not today and yet who amongst us has not double checked?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


i didnt

me mum is dead :smith:

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
God, watch that MotoGP race - hilarious.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
It's like Rossi had Mario Kart style banana peels

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Halo14 posted:

God, watch that MotoGP race - hilarious.

this was the first race i bit the bullet and actually paid for the stream, pretty pleased. dovi and iannone are either making ducati's decision really easy or really hard.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Even tougher decision for Maverick Vinales I reckon.

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Racing in general this year has been quite enjoyable.


I still need to catch up on more NASCAR. But even that Shitshow has improved. At least I'm not yelling at random caution flags every race I see now.

And Dale seems like a good and cool guy.
https://mobile.twitter.com/DaleJr/status/729170047155982337/photo/1

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