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Novum posted:What are the freshest judo memes? 
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May 4, 2016 17:09
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Show me the dank ones
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May 4, 2016 17:13
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Nierbo posted:I don't know if this is like widespread knowledge or not but there's some crazy guy going to gyms and beating up on people who are just sparring or training lightly. He is literally mentally disturbed and if anyone LA goons see this guy in their gym, do not train with him. He's completely nuts. He's the guy that started swinging against Floyd Mayweather Sr before he was ready. He literally thinks he is a world champion boxer and calls out fighters much better than him and goes and gets his rear end whupped and then goes on FB and youtube and tells a story about how he just won. Its insane. He's insane. Haha these are insane. Forwarded them to a friend of mine last night and he's been nonstop scouring the Internet for new ones ever since
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May 4, 2016 17:54
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All the hot judo memes are at Tumblr. I don't find them really funny, and they give a "meh" feeling when you look at a few of them.
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May 4, 2016 17:58
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02-6611-0142-1 fucked around with this message at 18:03 on May 4, 2016 |
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May 4, 2016 17:58
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Novum posted:What are the freshest judo memes? I'm still mad that Judo Hobo wasn't named Aikido Hobo. Those look more like aikido pants to me.
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May 4, 2016 18:30
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02-6611-0142-1 posted:can we get an amusing excerpt from the judo personal growth blog? I completely zone out when she talked to me because she just writes everything in her cell phone and tells me when what she wrote when I am doing anything that requires my attention. I think the last time is when she learned all the chokes and being blacked out on one of the chokes was a spiritual experiences . Another one was how it is fun to go to Pizza Hut with the club after Friday's practice is fun. My girlfriend read them and they aren't great. She does this with Memes and anything else she wants to share.
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May 4, 2016 18:53
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You should tell her about this great website called Tumblr.
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May 4, 2016 20:50
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Barfed on a visiting blackbelt last night. Practice was pretty much over and he asked if I was up for one more round. Not going to say no, so I went at it. 2 minutes later I'm in his guard and just lost it. Luckily it was all water, and I caught it all in my own lapel (classy like that). He seemed to think it was cool I went so hard but holy gently caress was it embarrassing.
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May 4, 2016 21:54
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Ahaha. I've come close a couple times.
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May 4, 2016 22:28
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This is the best martial art c/d
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May 6, 2016 10:18
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Ok - now the first reaction of most viewers will be that this is stupid cult-like bullshit and that instructor is a fraud. But take a look at that class - it's one Asian instructor with a whole bunch of white dorks. One enterprising Asian man found a bunch of gravitas and turned up the orientialism and was able to convince a bunch of quasi-racist white kids to give him money while they bounce around like idiots in skirts. This guy owns, and I'd do the exact same thing if I could pull it off.
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May 6, 2016 14:03
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my gym just grew in power
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May 7, 2016 07:37
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Slam people into it
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May 7, 2016 10:01
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02-6611-0142-1 posted:my gym just grew in power Well... Pack it in boys looks like this gym is the best gym.
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May 7, 2016 16:23
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We could never have a Mortal Kombat cabinet in our gym. The poo poo-talking and fights that would break out over it would make it unsafe to have around.
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May 7, 2016 17:14
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My team is trying to convince me to do Sanshou nationals. Cost isn't an issue. I've been training a lot to prep one of the other guys. I'm 32 and am trying to decide when to stop sparring and ease up from the sport. Should I do it? Not really worried about doing well or getting hurt -- I think that if I do it, it might be enough to just keep me out of the gym for good. Just have a lot of mixed emotions about it.
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May 7, 2016 20:22
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What are the negatives?
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May 7, 2016 21:20
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Seems to me like a good way to go out if you're on that road already my dude. Good for old man story time.
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May 7, 2016 21:26
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ICHIBAHN posted:What are the negatives? If I stop kickboxing, I don't have that physical hobby that'll keep me in shape.
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May 7, 2016 23:23
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I don't follow. Do the comp, why wouldn't you?
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May 7, 2016 23:42
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The way I see it, I can keep training at the gym for another year or so, or cut weight, do the competition, and call it quits. I don't wanna do kickboxing forever -- I'm taking more damage than I'd like in the long term.
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May 8, 2016 00:14
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switch to bjj already and just ruin your joints the damage to your eyes you mentioned a while ago sounds pretty scary
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May 8, 2016 00:20
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If you feel like you're on the way out though then you will probably regret not doing the comp.
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May 8, 2016 00:21
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competition is for people who want to compete. you don't sound like one of those atm. no one is forcing you to do it. it is ok.
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May 8, 2016 00:30
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kimbo305 posted:If I stop kickboxing, I don't have that physical hobby that'll keep me in shape. kimbo305 posted:The way I see it, I can keep training at the gym for another year or so, or cut weight, do the competition, and call it quits. I don't wanna do kickboxing forever -- I'm taking more damage than I'd like in the long term. It sounds like you need to find another physical hobby that's less damaging to your body, and if you don't do it now, you're going to need to do it in year or so anyway. The competition might be a good opportunity for you to make a clean break with this chapter.
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May 8, 2016 00:34
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kimbo305 posted:If I stop kickboxing, I don't have that physical hobby that'll keep me in shape. You do a lot of cycling
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May 8, 2016 01:36
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fatherdog posted:It sounds like you need to find another physical hobby that's less damaging to your body, and if you don't do it now, you're going to need to do it in year or so anyway. The competition might be a good opportunity for you to make a clean break with this chapter. Now that I'm at a computer, I can expound. I really like the intellectual stimulation that training provides. You spar, see new patterns, try to figure out how to exploit them, practice those things, and bring a new game to the next session. That's what keep sucking me back into the gym. My knees are pretty bad, and god knows what I've done to my brain over time. But all that said, those downsides aren't scary enough to outweigh the thrill of getting in there and executing, of making your whole skillset work. I do think it's wiser to cap it all off with the finality that a tournament would provide, to have a really good reason to say I didn't need to pursue more of it. Emotionally though, I think it's hard to accept that I have to make a call to end it, so I'd rather just punt it and not make the decision now. Novum posted:You do a lot of cycling
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May 8, 2016 01:55
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origami posted:switch to bjj already and just grind yourself to dust Fixed.
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May 8, 2016 02:42
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Switch to kendo  Here's a match between a 93 y/o and a 102 y/o from this years Kyoto Taikai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbLpfxbHyJE
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May 8, 2016 07:45
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Kekekela posted:Haha these are insane. Forwarded them to a friend of mine last night and he's been nonstop scouring the Internet for new ones ever since I think word of his antics has now become a bit more wide spread because he got set up and the poo poo kicked out of him by someone who knew what they were doing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp0eFFRslk4 Mentally ill or not, it doesn't excuse being such a horrible prick and im glad to see someone do what he has been doing to other people.
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May 8, 2016 13:21
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ImplicitAssembler posted:Switch to kendo I wonder what sort of diet and routine I should start doing now to be able to do that if I ever lived to be > 90.
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May 8, 2016 13:22
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willie_dee posted:Mentally ill or not, it doesn't excuse being such a horrible prick and im glad to see someone do what he has been doing to other people. I think it categorically does though? ?
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May 8, 2016 17:12
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like if your stance is 'gently caress up all retards' it looks like you're on the chopping block pal
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May 8, 2016 17:15
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Instead of beating up the retard, let's dispense goon justice and mail him a fake macbook
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May 8, 2016 17:32
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neonburzt posted:I wonder what sort of diet and routine I should start doing now to be able to do that if I ever lived to be > 90. Step 1: move to Japan.
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May 8, 2016 17:39
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I feel like that guy's reputation is starting to precede him and somebody's going to seriously hurt him and cause themselves problems. That said anyone know where I can get a Team Zelenoff beanie?
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May 8, 2016 18:13
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Wangsbig posted:I think it categorically does though? ? Is there a mental illness that specifically results in someone actively wanting to bully innocent friendly people and hurt them, and brag about it, repeatedly, on purpose? He might be mentally ill but at some point the notion of right from wrong comes into it surely?
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May 8, 2016 20:13
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willie_dee posted:Is there a mental illness that specifically results in someone actively wanting to bully innocent friendly people and hurt them, and brag about it, repeatedly, on purpose? He might be mentally ill but at some point the notion of right from wrong comes into it surely? you've put me in a tough spot because responding to you in earnest would be the equivalent of what I'm trying to speak against here. well played.
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May 8, 2016 21:03
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Wangsbig posted:you've put me in a tough spot because responding to you in earnest would be the equivalent of what I'm trying to speak against here. well played. BJJ style posting.
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May 8, 2016 21:39
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