PYF Raccoon: it's cheap and features a raccoon.

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

I'm very slowly bringing back 'when you see it'.

# ? Apr 29, 2016 16:53

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Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

As long as he doesn't touch the ground :ohdear:

# ? Apr 29, 2016 18:48

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

http://i.imgur.com/gWzMZl9.webm

# ? Apr 29, 2016 19:29

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

ro5s posted:

http://i.imgur.com/gWzMZl9.webm

This made my whole day

# ? Apr 29, 2016 19:34

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

ro5s posted:

http://i.imgur.com/gWzMZl9.webm

You keep watch while i eat all the snacks!

# ? Apr 30, 2016 01:44

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Useless Rabbit posted:

FAT FAT FAT DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK

https://zippy.gfycat.com/NeatHotAbyssiniancat.webm

Trashed panda

# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:45

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

cyberia posted:

Trashed panda

# ? Apr 30, 2016 06:32

Jenova: Dec 3, 2009; HONK.; Fallen Rib

goose fleet posted:

That's a snoot that has definitely been booped. Also, who knew that wash bears had such immaculate teeth?

# ? Apr 30, 2016 23:52

The Zombie Guy: Oct 25, 2008

ro5s posted:

http://i.imgur.com/gWzMZl9.webm

TOASTY!

# ? May 1, 2016 01:19

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

# ? May 1, 2016 18:24

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Liartown USA with some raccoony goodness.

# ? May 1, 2016 23:47

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? May 2, 2016 03:11

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Mouse Dresser posted:

add to OP please.

# ? May 2, 2016 08:02

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

goose fleet posted:

Is chocolate safe for raccoons to eat? :ohdear:

# ? May 2, 2016 08:10

Bina: Dec 28, 2011; Love Deluxe

Mouse Dresser posted:

Just the coon with that quote plz

or

Switch the images, same quote.

Bina has a new favorite as of 20:05 on May 2, 2016

# ? May 2, 2016 17:00

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Wheany posted:

Is chocolate safe for raccoons to eat?

I find it hard to believe that there is anything that raccoons can't eat.

# ? May 2, 2016 17:25

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

bin juice?

# ? May 2, 2016 17:34

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

No, but they can eat a lot more of it than other animals without getting sick. Apparently, some people will leave candy bars around for raccoons so they'll get tummy aches and leave that yard alone but they're unlikely to die from it.

# ? May 2, 2016 17:36

Bina: Dec 28, 2011; Love Deluxe

cash crab posted:

No, but they can eat a lot more of it than other animals without getting sick. Apparently, some people will leave candy bars around for raccoons so they'll get tummy aches and leave that yard alone but they're unlikely to die from it.

Chocolate Intolerant

# ? May 2, 2016 20:04

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

Bina posted:

Just the coon with that quote plz

or

Switch the images, same quote.

# ? May 3, 2016 02:24

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Great! Now swap their heads

# ? May 3, 2016 02:41

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Now put the woman on the branch and have the raccoon pointing and

# ? May 3, 2016 02:46

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Make them all raccoons and the branch is also a raccoon and the raccoon's pointing hand is also a raccoon and it's just raccoons all the way down forever

# ? May 3, 2016 02:52

Bina: Dec 28, 2011; Love Deluxe

ro5s posted:

# ? May 3, 2016 02:55

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

:p :|

# ? May 4, 2016 02:16

The Fuzzy Hulk: Nov 22, 2007; ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS

# ? May 4, 2016 03:18

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

# ? May 4, 2016 03:40

Jenova: Dec 3, 2009; HONK.; Fallen Rib

If I were a racoon in Sweden, I'd be very worried right now, in case I got mistaken for one of my long-lost cousins.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36228601

But as I am a goose in England, I think I will be OK. Poor racoon-dogs.

# ? May 7, 2016 09:20

Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PExKw38rntw

# ? May 7, 2016 11:38

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Jenova posted:

If I were a racoon in Sweden, I'd be very worried right now, in case I got mistaken for one of my long-lost cousins.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36228601

But as I am a goose in England, I think I will be OK. Poor racoon-dogs.

We asked a well-known member of the Finnish racoon-dog community for their reaction:

Zernach posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Nqxs93PUw

# ? May 7, 2016 17:04

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Cool Raccoon Names Part II, as determined over private messages, with cash crab, on Something Awful,

,

quote:

Ajar
Allahu Snackbar
Blushington
Bronx
Bubble Fartz
Burpmaster Flex
Burrito Bill
Cob
Cocoa Bear
Coney Island Baby
Deadbeat Father Christmas
Derb
Eimhear
Espresso
Flapjack
Fleshtearer
Flump
Fresh Doris
General Cheeks
Gentle Quinn
Goober
Guntits
Hurdy Gurdy
Jeremy the Unrelenting
Jigglesworth
Jimmy VIII
Lardo Calrissian
Lieutenant Steel
Lilac
Lumpy Baby
Mellow Yellow
Michael
Moonfruit
Orb Master
Popo
Primordial Pam
Ramble Tamble
Roly Poly Holy Moly
Senator Snuggles
Sexhammer
Shermaiiiiiiine
Silky Bean
Skullcrusher
Smokey the Washbear
Tentacles (pronounced like 'Hercules')
The Gulp
Tummy Tuck
Uncle Monster
Unquenchable Chuck
Viktor

# ? May 7, 2016 17:09

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jeremy the Unrelenting is top tier.

# ? May 7, 2016 17:45

Caedus: Sep 11, 2007; It's good to have a sense of scale.

"Pest? No that's Fresh Doris the trashpanda. We're cool."

# ? May 8, 2016 06:43

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

I like that you alphabetized them and everything.

# ? May 8, 2016 06:56

CatStacking: Jan 9, 2010; ~A Purely Preposterous Pussy~

I really love Fresh Doris and Unquenchable Chuck.

Granted there are a lot of great names in there, but those are my favourite. I need to name things in honor of this list, pronto. :3:

# ? May 8, 2016 14:43

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? May 8, 2016 15:05

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

cuntvalet posted:

I really love Fresh Doris and Unquenchable Chuck.

Granted there are a lot of great names in there, but those are my favourite. I need to name things in honor of this list, pronto.

goosefleet and I are happy to help you name anything at any time. It is part of the service package we provide, free of cost

# ? May 8, 2016 18:01

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

cash crab posted:

goosefleet and I are happy to help you name anything at any time. It is part of the service package we provide, free of cost

Oh my god its so sweet and little! :3:

# ? May 8, 2016 20:05

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

cash crab posted:

goosefleet and I are happy to help you name anything at any time. It is part of the service package we provide, free of cost

"Oh god Idon'twantabath!"

# ? May 8, 2016 20:43

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Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

The paws are so big for its body :kimchi:

And the little tail :kimchi:

# ? May 8, 2016 20:49

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