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Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

Data Graham posted:

He sure did get proof of him attacking the other guy unprovoked

keep your opinions on the right to trespass and molest children to yourself, thank you

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
"unprovoked"

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Contrary to popular belief violence does in fact solve quite a lot of problems.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I think marine dad is hella cool for showing such restraint.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Look, I get that it's trespassing (that's what he kept hammering on in order to have it on tape), and I know it's Texas and all. All I'm saying is, it's a rather unsatisfying listen for something everyone's going :vince: about. Would have been nice to have recorded the guy doing something more than just denying wrongdoing and getting beat up.

I mean clearly the guy got convicted and everything. I just can't imagine the recording would have carried much weight in court, as pertains to the actual charges of molestering.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Data Graham posted:

Look, I get that it's trespassing (that's what he kept hammering on in order to have it on tape), and I know it's Texas and all. All I'm saying is, it's a rather unsatisfying listen for something everyone's going :vince: about. Would have been nice to have recorded the guy doing something more than just denying wrongdoing and getting beat up.

I mean clearly the guy got convicted and everything. I just can't imagine the recording would have carried much weight in court, as pertains to the actual charges of molestering.

So are you gunning to be a mod or what?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Is it unclear that I was hoping to see the trespasser/molester guy get a bigger takedown? I was disappointed is all.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

ravenkult posted:

Everybody relax, the child molester defense team is here.

CSI: Ephebophile Cover-Up Unit

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Look, I get that it's trespassing (that's what he kept hammering on in order to have it on tape), and I know it's Texas and all. All I'm saying is, it's a rather unsatisfying listen for something everyone's going :vince: about. Would have been nice to have recorded the guy doing something more than just denying wrongdoing and getting beat up.

I mean clearly the guy got convicted and everything. I just can't imagine the recording would have carried much weight in court, as pertains to the actual charges of molestering.

The audio alone is actually quite heartbreaking to begin with, you can hear the rage that's being kept in tight restraint, but his own... Despair? The fact that he wasn't able to protect his daughter from this sick bastard. I don't know why'd you'd need to hear any more, what else would you need really?

Glad the guy is behind bars where he belongs, and like many other people - I don't know how that dad didn't beat that dude into a mound of unrecognizable meat.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Stringbean posted:

The audio alone is actually quite heartbreaking to begin with, you can hear the rage that's being kept in tight restraint, but his own... Despair? The fact that he wasn't able to protect his daughter from this sick bastard. I don't know why'd you'd need to hear any more, what else would you need really?

Glad the guy is behind bars where he belongs, and like many other people - I don't know how that dad didn't beat that dude into a mound of unrecognizable meat.

Absolutely. I'm just imagining being a lawyer trying to use the tape to bolster the prosecution and having to tell the dad "Um, sorry, but this doesn't actually help you any". That would suck.

Would have been nice to have the guy confessing to something when confronted with evidence or whatever. But from an emotional standpoint, yeah, sure, it gets the job done.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Good thing it's not the Sick Burns in the Court of Law thread.

E: also audio recordings are very rarely admissible with a few exceptions, so you're a lovely fantasy lawyer.

Grem has a new favorite as of 22:56 on May 8, 2016

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Grem posted:

Good thing it's not the Sick Burns in the Court of Law thread.

E: also audio recordings are very rarely admissible with a few exceptions, so you're a lovely fantasy lawyer.

Fair enough, my bad. I thought the schadenfreude was of the "Got you dead to rights you motherfucker, see you in five hundred years" variety. As opposed to the "righteous beat down that we all get to watch" variety.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
The story says it got played in court (which is why it was made public) but I think it's primary purpose was "hey cops here's proof that he's molesting my daughter please investigate now since you also have him on a trespassing charge."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BOOTY-ADE posted:

CSI: Ephebophile Cover-Up Unit

I picture Ice T walking into every interrogation and knocking the fedora off the suspects head

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

GTA_boat_physics.gif

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
A story I read said he wasn't actually trespassing because he had a spare key the family had given him.

But it doesn't matter 'cause he was eventually convicted for being a sick creep.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/zRT0yty.webm

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
11 guys skateboarding down a hill? Yes, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d-7zKXm32E

The guy in front chugging a beer is the best.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

Data Graham posted:

Fair enough, my bad. I thought the schadenfreude was of the "Got you dead to rights you motherfucker, see you in five hundred years" variety. As opposed to the "righteous beat down that we all get to watch" variety.
Yeah I dunno why you'd think he made it as something to have in court in the case of his daughter. It's pretty clear he made the tape to prove the guy was trespassing and that he legally held him for the cops in case the molester claimed he invited him over to beat his rear end.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


Parts Kit posted:

11 guys skateboarding down a hill? Yes, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d-7zKXm32E

The guy in front chugging a beer is the best.

Every time I see that guy narrowly missing the sign post I cringe.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

bruce_lee_takes_out_the_trash.webm

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
http://imgur.com/gallery/DowgNSg

In which an idiot on 4chan lets slip that he has a sexual fetish for floor tiles. Relatively SFW, but it is a 4chan thread.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Reminded me of this oldie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUNhNj9Ehf8

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Also this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH8koMzxZks

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Haha, dude got taken out by a private.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Ugh, I remember when that first popped up on SA. You wouldn't believe how long people would argue over whether the guy deliberately hit the girl or "HURR HE COULD HAVE JUST BEEN GESTURING :downs:". Page after page after page.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

:stare: Dude, what are you doing?!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ79W3g-tKw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHm31XliRgY

classic

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

BOOTY-ADE posted:

CSI: Ephebophile Cover-Up Unit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006


You forgot this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtnXEKXMLAc

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax

noooooooo what have you done

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

You cannot tell me that these are not Muppets.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
My favorite "guy gets punched" video will always be Buzz Aldrin punching a guy who thinks the moon landings were fake, and calls him a coward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptn5RE2I-k
Punch comes at the end, but the lead-up lets you know exactly how far Buzz was pushed.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I always liked this one, because the guy gets great form on his kick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enBLNVOBVKE

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

SpacePig posted:

My favorite "guy gets punched" video will always be Buzz Aldrin punching a guy who thinks the moon landings were fake, and calls him a coward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptn5RE2I-k
Punch comes at the end, but the lead-up lets you know exactly how far Buzz was pushed.
What's funny too is that apparently the guy ended up apologizing to Aldrin shortly afterwards.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Not before he took the tape to the police and the police went "gently caress no we're not pressing charges, that's Buzz Aldrin"

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

SpacePig posted:

My favorite "guy gets punched" video will always be Buzz Aldrin punching a guy who thinks the moon landings were fake, and calls him a coward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptn5RE2I-k
Punch comes at the end, but the lead-up lets you know exactly how far Buzz was pushed.

Buzz sure did provide proof of him attacking the other guy unprovoked

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Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

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