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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


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Simply Jethro
Nov 2, 2012

Kitchner posted:

Sorry, but your dad is way cooler than you.

I won't deny that!

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Yeah, like...is your dad single

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Yeah like, I mean, your dad looks like a sexy lumberjack in that photo.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Post Your Dad II: hot dad squad

Simply Jethro
Nov 2, 2012
That's what years of working construction will do for you.

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

got fresh color in my hair and had it braided Vikings-style :3:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Vikings is a great show and I hope Viking chic becomes a thing. Though maybe it's just because Travis Fimmel and Kathryn Winnick are super attractive people.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Norse Code posted:

got fresh color in my hair and had it braided Vikings-style :3:



I don't understand, this isn't a picture of your dad

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Norse Code posted:

got fresh color in my hair and had it braided Vikings-style :3:



I like your style.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Pictured here: Rorschach taking a vacation

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!


Summer is here!

(and so is my hairy legs)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Scathach posted:

Pictured here: Rorschach taking a vacation

Lol. I'm working in Hawaii for two weeks but found a little time to fish.

It's really hot here.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


I got to go on vacation for the first time in years thanks to landing a new nob-retail job.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Your friend is cuter than you.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Beastie posted:

I got to go on vacation for the first time in years thanks to landing a new nob-retail job.


Wait, I can just buy a new nob?

WHY HAS NOBODY TOLD ME THIS BEFORE?!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LingcodKilla posted:

Your friend is cuter than you.

They look oddly similar and compatible! Go you

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


I don't doubt for a second that I'm lucky.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Beastie posted:

I don't doubt for a second that I'm lucky.

So you are lucky and you know you are lucky and are willing to expound about how lucky you are? :colbert:

Get off SA :v:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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LingcodKilla posted:

Your friend is cuter than you.

Don't be so harsh on her, man

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Giving hope to ginger people everywhere.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Beastie posted:

I got to go on vacation for the first time in years thanks to landing a new nob-retail job.



I mean your dad isn't in this photo so you're making it difficult for me, but on the balance of probabilities: your dad is cooler than you.


My dad never used to be cooler than me, then he moved to Australia and now he's a lifeguard leader at a beach, does ironman triathlons, surfs, has a house with a pool 2 minutes from the beach.

Bastard.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Kitchner posted:

I mean your dad isn't in this photo so you're making it difficult for me, but on the balance of probabilities: your dad is cooler than you.


My dad never used to be cooler than me, then he moved to Australia and now he's a lifeguard leader at a beach, does ironman triathlons, surfs, has a house with a pool 2 minutes from the beach.

Bastard.

My dad started up a loving hippie commune after leaving high school.

I'm never gonna catch up.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I think everyone's dad was cooler. Mine was a competition body builder who worked out with Arnie a few times in the late 80s early 90s. Studied judo in Japan for a few years before settling down.

I'm uh... Not so much.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Maybe our generation does deserve to be treated like poo poo and get locked out pensions and the property market based on those posts

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kitchner posted:

Maybe our generation does deserve to be treated like poo poo and get locked out pensions and the property market based on those posts

Too late already doing just fine in property market.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

LingcodKilla posted:

Too late already doing just fine in property market.

That's probably your crowning achievement whereas your dad worked I up with arnie and studied judo in Japan. How did the bar get so low for us?!?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
My dad is just a firefighter who builds houses for the poor in his spare time. What a lame dude

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


My dad is getting fat so my mom upped his life insurance.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Beastie posted:

My dad is getting fat so my mom upped his life insurance.

Your dad sounds pretty cool too.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
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Oct 30, 2009

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Kitchner posted:

Maybe our generation does deserve to be treated like poo poo and get locked out pensions and the property market based on those posts

This post has forced me to locate a safe space

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Kitchner posted:

Maybe our generation does deserve to be treated like poo poo and get locked out pensions and the property market based on those posts

Maybe the generation who raised us should have done a better job? :shrug:

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Oct 30, 2009

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Maybe the generation who raised us should have done a better job? :shrug:

Blame others for your problems and shortcomings Hmm yes

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

oldpainless posted:

Blame others for your problems and shortcomings Hmm yes

My parents should have raised me to be more independent and responsible for myself. :v:

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Maybe the generation who raised us should have done a better job? :shrug:

They were too busy working out with Arnie, learning judo in Japan, creating a hippy commune, or just being too drat sexy to raise us properly.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Maybe the generation who raised us should have done a better job? :shrug:

Garbage in, garbage out? :shrug:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Kitchner posted:

They were too busy working out with Arnie, learning judo in Japan, creating a hippy commune, or just being too drat sexy to raise us properly.

god drat dads :argh:

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE



I was at 6, now I'm at 12.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Guess I'll be the combo breaker.

My dad was a drug addict who lived in the street and tried to murder my Mom when I was 8. He looks like that doofy keyboarder from that Apache music video.

I am infinitely cooler than him even though I post in PYF.

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