FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

If everything is right, my genealogy goes back 400 years on my dad's side and to William The Conqueror on my mom's side, plus whatever part of William's ancestry that's not fiction.

On the farthouse side, I've been remaking NFL Letterheads from what I can find online.

Stuff like this : http://imgur.com/a/nn5v7

I've got about thirty letterheads, and I might print them out at work when I'm done. I just don't know what to do with them.

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Darth Brooks posted:

I've got about thirty letterheads, and I might print them out at work when I'm done. I just don't know what to do with them.

Prank college upperclassmen?

# ? May 8, 2016 06:59

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Pops Mgee posted:

If the old game day threads are anything to go by I believe prolapsed would be a necessary category.

why did you remind me of the dark times

# ? May 8, 2016 07:35

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

My penis is the average size for a penis to be. It's normal

# ? May 8, 2016 07:42

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Darth Brooks posted:

If everything is right, my genealogy goes back 400 years on my dad's side and to William The Conqueror on my mom's side, plus whatever part of William's ancestry that's not fiction.

I am pretty sure that if you do the research you'll find your genealogy actually goes all the way back.

# ? May 8, 2016 10:16

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

My penis is the average size for a penis to be. It's normal

# ? May 8, 2016 12:51

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Darth Brooks posted:

If everything is right, my genealogy goes back 400 years on my dad's side and to William The Conqueror on my mom's side, plus whatever part of William's ancestry that's not fiction.

On the farthouse side, I've been remaking NFL Letterheads from what I can find online.

Stuff like this : http://imgur.com/a/nn5v7

I've got about thirty letterheads, and I might print them out at work when I'm done. I just don't know what to do with them.

These are really cool!

# ? May 8, 2016 13:25

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

my dick is pretty big, you guys

# ? May 8, 2016 18:44

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

My dick is so big it has its own dick

# ? May 8, 2016 18:49

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Mel Mudkiper posted:

My dick is so big it has its own dick

http://www.medicinenet.com/penis_cancer/article.htm

# ? May 8, 2016 19:21

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Qwijib0 posted:

<fishmech>
The plural of fish is usually fish, but fishes has a few uses. In biology, for instance, fishes is used to refer to multiple species of fish.

so as long as there is an expectation of multiple species in whatever body of water one is being tossed in to, then technically fishes could be correct there
</fishmech>

I have a sudden urge to choke you, so kudos on channeling fishmech well enough to make me wish physical harm upon you.

# ? May 8, 2016 19:24

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Doltos posted:

my dick is pretty big, you guys

Like, it is only pretty when it is big but when you're soft it looks like a dehydrated snail?

# ? May 9, 2016 01:33

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Doltos posted:

my dick is pretty big, you guys

i think ur mom hacked ur account lol

# ? May 9, 2016 02:03

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Going back to ancestry chat apparently my great great great grandfather was an officer in the Civil War... for the South... surprised that inherited racism didn't last in the family... at least on my mother's side.

Also pretty average-sized dick going on over here. :mediocre:

# ? May 9, 2016 16:30

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

My dick so big I am technically considered to be a part of it

# ? May 9, 2016 16:32

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

My dick is a truck. No seriously, Dodge modeled the Durango after it.

Yes, I call my dick Durango, why do you ask?

# ? May 9, 2016 17:01

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

My dick is so big it gave me a nickname

# ? May 9, 2016 17:50

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

My dick is so big it named itself mickey avalon and became a B-list hip hop singer and wrote a song about how his own dick is so big

he called it My Dick

# ? May 9, 2016 17:54

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

My Dick is probably the worst song ever

My dick, however, is as long as Albuquerque by Weird Al

# ? May 9, 2016 17:57

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Chilichimp posted:

My dick is a truck.

Mine is a series of tubes

# ? May 9, 2016 19:43

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Ya'll know the opening scene of Space Balls? The ship is my dick.

Incidentally, the movie is NOT about my balls, afaik

# ? May 9, 2016 19:44

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

My Dick is probably the worst song ever

It might be the best song on that album :negative:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdKuhYaW_0

My dick is smaller than the recording executive Mickey Avalon sucked off for a record deal.

# ? May 9, 2016 20:01

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

My dick is so big Matthew McConaughey flew a starship up my urethra

# ? May 9, 2016 20:06

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

The most surprising thing about those YouTube links is that the dude from Scary Movie 3 has a legitimate rap career what the hell

# ? May 9, 2016 20:39

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Spoeank posted:

My Dick is probably the worst song ever

My dick, however, is as long as Albuquerque by Weird Al

http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release

Have a listen.

# ? May 10, 2016 00:04

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Sorry for the double post but I just wanted to pass this on. I posted the NFL Letterheads to r/NFL and the mods deleted the thread because they consider it "Fan art".

# ? May 10, 2016 03:13

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Haha boy if that doesn't sum up just how loving ignorant that forum is I don't know what does

# ? May 10, 2016 03:39

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

r/NFL is a massive dumpster

# ? May 10, 2016 03:52

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

in what is news to no one: the entirety of reddit is a massive dumpster.

# ? May 10, 2016 04:05

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

kill everyone who posts on reddit

# ? May 10, 2016 04:05

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Darth Brooks posted:

Sorry for the double post but I just wanted to pass this on. I posted the NFL Letterheads to r/NFL and the mods deleted the thread because they consider it "Fan art".

Just send it directly to the NFL offices.

# ? May 10, 2016 04:17

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Is there an email address that's not going to be answered by a robot?

# ? May 10, 2016 04:21

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

No guarantees, but you could always add a few words to your message like "marijuana", "concussion study" and "wrong-colored socks" to be sure Goodell reads it right quick.

# ? May 10, 2016 04:23