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Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
"Jake's dish looks amazing"

What a blatant goddamn lie

It looks like a piece of raw meat

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Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

What if they like raw meat?

bigis
Jun 21, 2006
Also the new season of Wentworth started tonight.

Actual good Aussie produced scripted TV still exists. :confused:

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

For the record I'm sure the dish was poo poo

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


that picture almost comes inside one of the boxes.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Negligent posted:

i dont really care who wins masterchef
sure, that's why you pirate it

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
I like to skip all the ads and the bits where people cry, which leaves like 10 minutes per show

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
sounds like garbage television

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
You trying to start a class war or something mate

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

The crying is the best part

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
What are you some kind of sadist

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

I'd prefer not to answer

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008
Definitely masochist, I mean, they're replying to you..

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



What other reality tv or cooking shows do you like, negligent?

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
master chef is the only good reality/cooking show all the imitators are made of fail

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Negligent posted:

master chef is the only good reality/cooking show all the imitators are made of fail

mlyp

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
Commies gonna knife poor Albo in the back - 9news reports

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
as if anyone in fuckin grayndler reads that poo poo anyway

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
is this the toxx thread?

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Tokamak posted:

that picture almost comes inside one of the boxes.
*cums* ffs. Does that mean that that candidate was a preference or that the voter wish to degrade them? This is among questions volunteer scrutineers need to know the answers too.

Birdstrike posted:

is this the toxx thread?
A person can dream. I mean what if it was a banme?

And don't get me started on Gogglebox...

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Incredible that Labor will resort to torturing children as a 'deal with the devil' so that they can form government in order to protect Australians from the Liberals, but would happily throw away government if it meant working with the Greens and potentially stopping the torture.

EvilElmo, what do you make of this decision?

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

So if the Greens gain the balance of power... Labor and the Coalition will form government with each other?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I guess? The only way it would work is if they didn't vote with the greens on no-confidence motions. Or the Greens didn't call them?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Cartoon posted:

And don't get me started on Gogglebox...

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhhhh

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

The grown ups are back in charge.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

8 weeks of this boys

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Cartoon posted:

*cums* ffs. Does that mean that that candidate was a preference or that the voter wish to degrade them? This is among questions volunteer scrutineers need to know the answers too.

They should have the cum splatter land in the box in the recognizable shape of a "1"

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Snod. posted:

8 weeks of this boys

after about 50 weeks of republican primaries this just feels normal

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

What do you think of Bill Shorten?

Back in Queensland, my colleagues Eliza Borrello and Nick Haggarty have been asking voters what they think of the Labor leader.

Here's what 18-year-old Acacia Sharpe from Townsville had to say.

What do you know about Bill Shorten?

"Um I haven't heard much about him before."

Malcolm Turnbull?

"No, not him either."

Are there any issues that might decide who you vote for in this election campaign?

"Um no, I haven't heard much about anything really."

What about education, or jobs or gay marriage? Are any of those things you're interested in?

"Education... More support really for the kids."

So Bill Shorten's got a plan to spend more money in Townsville than the Coalition, is that something that might get your vote?

"Yeah, most likely."

Do you think you'd have to look into it a bit more?

"Yeah, definitely."

How would you describe your voting intention, voting for one or the other or undecided?

"Undecided really."


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-11/election-2016--live-blog-day-three/7402844

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




What.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.

this owns

the torygraph owns

bill shorten would break the pledge in less than a heartbeat if it meant becoming pm

luckily, William Richard shorten will never be PM

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



I pledge to never share power or allow a hu-mon to have leverage over me HA HA!

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



I pledge to do away with representitive democracy, dissolve both houses or parliment and enforce my way by my will and my fist alone

MonoAus
Nov 5, 2012

Saw some of this on the telly this morning. She looked at clueless as she sounds.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
They say ABC articles on the website are a reflection of your browsing history.


:eyepop:

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

drunkill posted:

They say ABC articles on the website are a reflection of your browsing history.


:eyepop:

gently caress what have I been sleep-searching then

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Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

Snod. posted:

gently caress what have I been sleep-searching then

Articles about Turnbull and sex no doubt. Shameful.

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