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awwww yeah folks time for season 2 of the hottest legal drama![]() Fuzzy Mammal posted:do we have a thread on the new oracle trial yet holy poo poo old thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722528&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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https://motherboard.vice.com/read/googles-lawyers-tried-to-explain-apis-to-a-jury-using-a-physical-filing-cabinet lomarf
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jony ive aces posted:https://motherboard.vice.com/read/googles-lawyers-tried-to-explain-apis-to-a-jury-using-a-physical-filing-cabinet ugh, lawyers are so stupid if you have to explain your metaphor it's not a good metaphor
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I hope the building collapses and both companies are liquidated
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Necc0 posted:awwww yeah folks time for season 2 of the hottest legal drama Sarah Jeong is p. cute ![]()
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jony ive aces posted:https://motherboard.vice.com/read/googles-lawyers-tried-to-explain-apis-to-a-jury-using-a-physical-filing-cabinet lol
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Squeezy Farm posted:Sarah Jeong is p. cute dont be weird
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alsup is tearing it up itt
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https://motherboard.vice.com/read/in-google-v-oracle-the-nerds-are-getting-ownedquote:No one bothered to challenge Schwartz’s apparent belief that hamburgers are commonly featured on breakfast menus, as he had already moved on to confusing the jury on another front
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i think carl's jr. might do a breakfast burger?
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I hope larry murders goog real good
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how hard should i care about this case? spoiler: I own a google phone
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The Puppet Master posted:how hard should i care about this case? your phone will be dead in 3 weeks tops (regardless of whatever judgment in this case)
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point of return posted:i think carl's jr. might do a breakfast burger?
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point of return posted:i think carl's jr. might do a breakfast burger? they do
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lol the technocratic lust tone of these articles is p great plus the inability of nerds to explain themselves or comprehend law
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I'm glad you made a punching picture and posted some tweets so I know what this thread is about
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point of return posted:i think carl's jr. might do a breakfast burger? a&w servers regular burgers for breakfast too, saw somebody order one at 8:30am
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I'm glad you made a punching picture and posted some tweets so I know what this thread is about lol gtfo 'durr i post in yospos and am unaware of the industry-rattling legal battle that's been waged between two titans for years now please funnel Correct Opinions up my rear end instead of requiring me to know poo poo about anything durr'
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Necc0 posted:lol gtfo
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quote:This is why Schwartz congratulates Google on developing an open source mobile platform to its face, and then calls it “Scroogle” in a private email Scroogled again
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Necc0 posted:lol gtfo
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Necc0 posted:lol gtfo
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https://twitter.com/xor/status/731148838094786561
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lmao this is the dumbest loving trial and will come down to whichever legal team can throw the most glitter into the air
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lmao the person that probably knows the most of anyone about the actual API isn't called as an expert, only testifying on facts
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https://twitter.com/xor/status/731149780571693056
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https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/731153416404107264
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Case closed, your honor.
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I'm not sure anyone in the room actually believes the fundamental premise that this lawsuit is founded on, which is that APIs are actually copyrightable but that's what the law was determined to be, so here we are
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Captain Foo posted:lmao the person that probably knows the most of anyone about the actual API isn't called as an expert, only testifying on facts you write one public API and then even switching jobs to a direct competitor won't let you escape having to maintain it ![]()
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Captain Foo posted:I'm not sure anyone in the room actually believes the fundamental premise that this lawsuit is founded on, which is that APIs are actually copyrightable
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this trial is fuckin amazing
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GPL just got admitted into evidence
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Captain Foo posted:GPL just got admitted into evidence is the jury pool poisoned now?
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lmao at all of this
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Lisa Simpson is now doing a cross
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Captain Foo posted:this trial is fuckin amazing
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