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EmmyOk posted:If you are going to make an MGS reference at least remember that Liquid was actually the superior clone. However you could not genetically code someone to be a solllldierrrrr Well drat I've been out-nerd.
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I'd say tell the kids. They're not ashamed of their lifestyle so letting the kids know the truth is just fine. I'd probably wait until the youngest was 18 though.
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Ularg posted:What is the point? Did he understand his genetics were inferior or something and they wanted a Solid Snake but he could only give them Liquid? His fetish for other men banging his wife is so intense that it extends to "breeding" aka he likes watching his wife being impregnated by virile studs and being humiliated by it subsequently. I imagine just looking at these kids that aren't his gives him a thrill, which is why I firmly place this is gently caress NO FOREVER LAND 
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Posting for advice, not only in their poly thread, but in a not-poly thread (because it would be beneficial, ha!) reeks of roping other people into his humiliation kink as well. So he gets a thrill from airing his dirty laundry and having other people either validate what he's doing or shame him. Then he gets the same thing when he has to communicate this to his kids. If a man had, say, adopted their partner's baby from a previous relationship, and decided to tell the kid later, the request for advice would look different, wouldn't it? Anyway, it's awful when kinky people involve others into their thing without consent or even knowledge that something sexual is going on, even more so when it involves kids.
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EmmyOk posted:If you are going to make an MGS reference at least remember that Liquid was actually the superior clone. However you could not genetically code someone to be a solllldierrrrr Please nerd up the Aug thread
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Mocking Bird posted:His fetish for other men banging his wife is so intense that it extends to "breeding" aka he likes watching his wife being impregnated by virile studs and being humiliated by it subsequently. I mean really, how do you "get off" on this stuff that last like longer than a spoogee
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Darth123123 posted:I mean really, how do you "get off" on this stuff that last like longer than a spoogee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kissyaizilo
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Mocking Bird posted:His fetish for other men banging his wife is so intense that it extends to "breeding" aka he likes watching his wife being impregnated by virile studs and being humiliated by it subsequently. i am honestly surprised he had the balls to father any of his children
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Darth123123 posted:Please nerd up the Aug thread drat sweet nerd own from the guy called Darth.
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Ularg posted:What is the point? Did he understand his genetics were inferior or something and they wanted a Solid Snake but he could only give them Liquid? ED. He couldn't give her liquid.
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this other dude is knocking up my wife, that's so loving hot. i'm turning my office into a nursery for some other dude's kid, that's so loving hot. my wife has morning sickness because of the acquaintance-fetus, that's so loving hot. i feel a duty to be completely honest with my children about their conceptions, that's so loving hot.
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May 12, 2016 05:09
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Three million years of genetic imperative, overridden by this dude's broken brain.
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May 12, 2016 05:15
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 gently caress, vice is cancer. I only follow it for the AUG like this. https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/anyone-can-be-a-mermaid-the-world-of-professional-mermen?utm_source=broadlyfbus the article is pretty AUG
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Mouse Dresser posted:
Y'know often people with dementia will become hypersexual or develop a penchant for being nude. What I'm saying is Geraldo may be putting on a new show and I don't mean a talk show
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UNNNNNHHH PANINI LOOK IS SO loving HOT
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:this other dude is knocking up my wife, that's so loving hot. Kids gather around, let me tell you about...
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Part of Everything posted:Y'know often people with dementia will become hypersexual or develop a penchant for being nude. Unrelated, but I used to work with people who have dementia and having little old ladies hitting on me is so 
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i'm turning my office into a nursery for some other dude's kid, that's so loving hot.  That must have been some trip to lowes
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Darth123123 posted:I mean really, how do you "get off" on this stuff that last like longer than a spoogee Those spoogees have lasted up to 18 years so far. "Kids let me tell you about your real dads. Incidentally, do you mind if I tweak my nipples while we talk?"
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:this other dude is knocking up my wife, that's so loving hot. If you're that deep into being humiliated in your sex life, it must surely extend accidentally to other aspects as well. The kids can probably already tell their dad is some sort of deviant loser who gets off on failure. Every A they get in school just further confirms that their father is probably not theirs.
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Bast Relief posted:Posting for advice, not only in their poly thread, but in a not-poly thread (because it would be beneficial, ha!) reeks of roping other people into his humiliation kink as well. So he gets a thrill from airing his dirty laundry and having other people either validate what he's doing or shame him. Then he gets the same thing when he has to communicate this to his kids. This is a man who has it all figured out. He literally can't lose his boner.
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Poly guy is clearly a victim of domestic abuse  Wanamingo posted:Unrelated, but I used to work with people who have dementia and having little old ladies hitting on me is so Go gently caress yourself if this is your response to sexual harrassment. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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FAROOQ posted:Poly guy is clearly a victim of domestic abuse And he loving loves it.
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Good to know how I should be treating victims
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FAROOQ posted:Go gently caress yourself if this is your response to sexual harrassment. Yeah man you should have checked with forums poster FAROOQ before you decided to feel that way about something that happened to you. Now don't you feel foolish? Scratch Monkey has a new favorite as of 15:39 on May 12, 2016 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:Yeah man you should have checked with forum's poster FAROOQ before you decided to feel that way about something that happened to you. Now don't you feel foolish? trap sprung.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Yeah man you should have checked with forum's poster FAROOQ before you decided to feel that way about something that happened to you. Now don't you feel foolish? Took me a second to recognize who was posting with that new avatar.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:If you're that deep into being humiliated in your sex life, it must surely extend accidentally to other aspects as well. Except for the youngest. Oh god, this will impact him the worst huh? This is in the same realm as those furries who walk out in public in diapers. Don't let your fetish extend past the bedroom please quote:Don't you dare describe your children's conception to them using the word "breeding." Also, don't describe your sex life to your minor children at all. They don't need to know your fetishes, nor the fact their own conception itself was part of a fetish for you. Also from reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/4iv7zq/boss_daughter_is_being_watched_by_pedophiles/ quote:Boss was talking about how his daughter loves those American Girls dolls and even makes YouTube videos of her playing dress up, playing house, doing their hair/makeup. He shows us one of the videos and it almost has 1,000 views. Someone makes the joke that a video of a girl playing with dolls has more views than the videos/vlogs our company puts out. I interject that’s because most of her views are by pedophiles and perverts…everyone pauses and looks at me. crickets and 
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Enjoying old ladies with dementia hitting on you is very cool and not weird imo. That poly guy though, what a freak!
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EmmyOk posted:Enjoying old ladies with dementia hitting on you is very cool and not weird imo. That poly guy though, what a freak! Hey now, be fair. That old lady sounds pretty polly to me.
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When I visit my grandpa in the Alzheimer's care home there's an ancient lady who thinks I'm her boyfriend and will latch onto my arm if she sees me until a nurse can pry her off. It's very uncomfortable and not cute.
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I like to stand up and yell "Who stole my stamp collection?!" in the middle of retirement communities. Those folks will accuse each other of just about anything.
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When I waited tables, there was a group of ancient WW2 veterans who would meet up in the restaurant every couple months. They always asked for my section, because I reminded them of the girls they knew in Germany when they were stationed there after the war. They were mostly really charming and left great tips, but "you remind them of prostitutes they used to visit" was never far from my mind.
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My first job ever was serving drinks, snacks and supplies at a Bingo hall, and I always flirted with the old ladies to get extra tips.
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I always assumed anyone who hit on me has some sort of mental illness.
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LingcodKilla posted:I always assumed anyone who hit on me has some sort of mental illness. I can see that yeah.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:But how did they tip when you waited on them? A fifty dollar bill, every time, even though the check was generally less than a hundred. Truly the greatest generation 
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