Say Nothing posted:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

New FailArmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI5nf1s-8po

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Anything that ends with a shoe flying off is comic gold. Added bonus is the disconnect between what he says and how he gingerly runs up the plastic surface before he destroys his rib cage.

Say Nothing posted:

Azhais posted:

So, does this get you like a yellow card or something?

Deadly Mongoose posted:

Yes, just like every Friday. You don't need to post this every week in this thread.

Deadly Mongoose posted:

Yes, just like every Friday. You don't need to post this every week in this thread.

Deadly Mongoose posted:

Yes, just like every Friday. You don't need to post this every week in this thread.

Deadly Mongoose posted:

Yes, just like every Friday. You don't need to post this every week in this thread.

Deadly Mongoose posted:

Yes, just like every Friday. You don't need to post this every week in this thread.

amityville anus posted:

Cross posting from the meme thread because so far this page sucks

Deadly Mongoose posted:

Yes, just like every Friday. You don't need to post this every week in this thread.

C.M. Kruger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V11Mt4DqWss

Abe Simpson posted:

We have lived in Narberth over 10 years and have lived in several cities throughout the country and the world. The prevailing comments of Narberth residents "oh isn't Narberth so wonderful like Mayberry of the Andy Griffith show wore off for us after a few years ". It is a decent community but not really " all that." People can be rude here, are not environmentally conscious driving their big SUV's, and their children can be unruly and spoiled. Much nicer kids in less affluent parts of the country and world. Narberth is completely unbalanced and way too kid- centric ( and yes we have grown kids ) . Please, NO more places for kids to play around here. Between the park, the little gym, the bridge, dance school, toy and book store etc. there are plenty of businesses for those with children. Too many. ( And I am not the only one who feels this way ) Not everyone is enamored by kids taking up all the wonderful space here. Really spoils what could be a beautiful sophisticated town. Please.... more adult only spaces. Can't even enjoy an ice cream cone on the street without annoying toddlers running around. So personally we can't stand this pop up park. Aesthetically unpleasing. It looks like an oversized crib.

Baron von Eevl posted:

A small town near me put up a parklet in one parking space along their incredibly quiet main street for 3 days. It has barricades and some astroturf and a few chairs. Most people found it cute, a couple people on the internet got a little upset.




edit: also "adult only spaces"

quote:

RANT TIME

Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers.

Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.

We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I?

WRONG.

loving moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and loving gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand.

OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc*

THE loving KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.

I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed
but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would
have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. loving CROTCHDROPPING
GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT.

I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo loving woo.

I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so
VERY loving LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my
brand-new copy.

I loving hate breeders and child-lovers. loving GO TO HELL.

I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial

Congratulations breeders, you win.

Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO gently caress YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there!

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

someone tell this person about cf_hardcore

WarpedNaba posted:

2005? Was Tumblr even a thing back then? Or was this still DeviantArt territory?

MorgaineDax posted:

Gotta go back to Livejournal for that one.

FCKGW posted:

Wtf is a "parklet"

quote:

Parklets are designed to provide a public place for passersby to relax and enjoy the atmosphere of the city around them, in places where either current urban parks are lacking or where the existing sidewalk width is not large enough to accommodate vibrant street life activities. Parklets can be designed to be either permanent fixtures, or can be designed to be temporary/seasonal in places where snow removal is a concern. Seasonal parklets are found in New York City, Philadelphia, and Chicago. Many cities choose to install these sites in order to create more public space by creating "places for people to sit, relax and enjoy the city." The Vancouver 2013 Parklet Pilot Program Guide explains parklets purpose and design as "benefit local businesses, residents, and visitors by providing unique public spaces that attract customers and foster community conversation. They can also have additional benefits such as adding more space for people to walk in congested areas. The typical design is a platform that extends the sidewalk and provides amenities like seats, tables, bike racks, and landscaping"

FCKGW posted:

Wtf is a "parklet"

Your Gay Uncle posted:

The hoverboard instructions say to keep at least an arms length away cars, so the T-Rex is in the clear legally.

Baron von Eevl posted:

A small town near me put up a parklet in one parking space along their incredibly quiet main street for 3 days. It has barricades and some astroturf and a few chairs. Most people found it cute, a couple people on the internet got a little upset.




edit: also "adult only spaces"

quote:

The railroad connected the Main Line towns in the 19th century. They became home to sprawlingcountry estates belonging to Philadelphia's wealthiest families, and over the decades became a bastion of "old money". Today, the Main Line includes some of the wealthiest communities in the country

ro5s posted:

http://i.imgur.com/VDvWbYG.webm

Wizard Master posted:

You are the dumbest motherfucker ever

Deadly Mongoose posted:

Yes, just like every Friday. You don't need to post this every week in this thread.