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Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

whenever the topic of shoes came up when i was a wee little childe, my sister would remark "shoes. oh my god, shoes."

it flabbergasted me.

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Tesseraction posted:

do u mean david firth (colin firth is the kings speech / bridget jones guy)

Yeah, that guy.


They're pretty out there, you'd probably remember.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
i have to spend my weekend writing a research raper about money laundering

i mean i'm getting paid for it but ugh

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Disinterested posted:

i have to spend my weekend writing a research raper about money laundering

i mean i'm getting paid for it but ugh

The body of your paper should just be the word "tide".

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Disinterested posted:

i have to spend my weekend writing a research raper about money laundering

i mean i'm getting paid for it but ugh

launder the paycheque

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Disinterested posted:

i have to spend my weekend writing a research raper about money laundering

i mean i'm getting paid for it but ugh

also nice spelling

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
ah, the ol' RR

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Rollofthedice posted:

whenever the topic of shoes came up when i was a wee little childe, my sister would remark "shoes. oh my god, shoes."

it flabbergasted me.

for a brief period of time betch was the default insult at my middle school

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

kalstrams posted:

gold digging,. maybe dude was alright and just something went wrong in life, who knows. life is not really formulaic

there is no economy but meth and military in this town so the only rich people are the colonels and general

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Tesseraction posted:

also nice spelling

I had no idea being a researcher was so dangerous...:eyepop:

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
road rage: a research raper by richard roeper

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Disinterested posted:

i have to spend my weekend writing a research raper about money laundering

i mean i'm getting paid for it but ugh

oh woe is me getting paid to research a skill that will be useful in life

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
jfc research raper

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Disinterested posted:

jfc research raper

describes a large percentage of berkeley's faculty

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Disinterested posted:

i have to spend my weekend writing a research raper about money laundering

i mean i'm getting paid for it but ugh
how do you get paid to do that?

I could do that.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
http://i.imgur.com/r31vmu5.mp4

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!


it died

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


I'm glad you're not dead jag, that would make me sad

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

how do you get paid to do that?

I could do that.

to rape money launderers? become a prison guard at a min security place i guess

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

how do you get paid to do that?

I could do that.

In this particular case, you start working for a start-up that's involved in the area doing (amongst other things) content creation for marketing and then you offer to do some stuff on the side for them after you leave.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Disinterested posted:

In this particular case, you start working for a start-up that's involved in the area doing (amongst other things) content creation for marketing and then you offer to do some stuff on the side for them after you leave.

Are they trying to figure out how to break into the money laundering biz

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

*reads paper* oh so this is what money laundering is. I've got some washing machines I've gotta return

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

kustomkarkommando posted:

Are they trying to figure out how to break into the money laundering biz

who isn't?

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

kustomkarkommando posted:

Are they trying to figure out how to break into the money laundering biz

they're trying to make it cheaper and easier for lazy rear end in a top hat banks to stop it

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

kustomkarkommando posted:

*reads paper* oh so this is what money laundering is. I've got some washing machines I've gotta return

what no don't do that, laundrymats are good front organizations

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

it's time for eurosong, y'all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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Disinterested posted:

they're trying to make it cheaper and easier for lazy rear end in a top hat banks to stop it

Here's one weird idea to make money laundering harder: Crack down on your loving oversea territories.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Jagchosis posted:

to rape money launderers? become a prison guard at a min security place i guess
oh lol that typo

Disinterested posted:

In this particular case, you start working for a start-up that's involved in the area doing (amongst other things) content creation for marketing and then you offer to do some stuff on the side for them after you leave.
oh yeah you struck it rich scamming money from VCs

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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Randler posted:

Here's one weird idea to make money laundering harder: Crack down on your loving oversea territories.

(Just FYI, the Cayman Islands are a oversea territories of the United Kingdom and not some sovereign banana republic like Panama.)

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Randler posted:

Here's one weird idea to make money laundering harder: Crack down on your loving oversea territories.

But

but

most of that was tax avoidance

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

oh yeah you struck it rich scamming money from VCs

Not my company, didn't strike it rich, didn't scam anyone.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

this is swedish af

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
though I quite frankly think VC's in the US deserve to be turned upside down and shaken for loose change given how cowboy it is out here

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
you already dont work for that lovely start up you immigrated to america for?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
traffickingchat: my assistant says her grandfather brags that he bought his wife in the phillipines

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
whats a VC

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

R. Mute posted:

this is swedish af

Sweden is weird

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

jesus loving christ dude

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Venture capital. Basically entities that invest in high-risk, high-reward businesses.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
venture capital. is there a single thing youre knowledgeable about. gently caress

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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Randler posted:

Venture capital. Basically entities that invest in high-risk, high-reward businesses.

sounds bad

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