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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




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TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Hilariously enough, this is true.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Oh this isn't the bomb rear end fetish thread

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Sinners Sandwich posted:

Oh this isn't the bomb rear end fetish thread

Don't let your dreams be dreams.














That really set someone off too.









Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

VoidBurger
Jul 18, 2008

A leap into the void.
The burger in space.
Literally this is all PCOS Bill does: Say random poo poo to rile up threads into derailing. Everyone should put him on their ignore list.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

RareAcumen posted:





That really set someone off too.











Is there a gallery link of these?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Who What Now posted:

Is there a gallery link of these?

There's the imgur one that I only found out after I'd taken most of them off of tumblr: http://imgur.com/gallery/PkL86

And there's the tumblr with like two more made by some other people: http://scotchtapeofficial.tumblr.com/post/144277637407/transgirlcyberpunk-leftclausewitz-omny87

https://giant.gfycat.com/GaseousUncomfortableGroundhog.webm

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

RareAcumen posted:

There's the imgur one that I only found out after I'd taken most of them off of tumblr: http://imgur.com/gallery/PkL86

And there's the tumblr with like two more made by some other people: http://scotchtapeofficial.tumblr.com/post/144277637407/transgirlcyberpunk-leftclausewitz-omny87

https://giant.gfycat.com/GaseousUncomfortableGroundhog.webm

Holy poo poo, the Loss edits :pusheen:

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



That looks disgusting but it just gave me a terrible idea. Pasta fountain

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I am now thinking about worms, whereas previously, I wasn't.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





...but how much vodka is in it?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

...but how much vodka is in it?

Pasta's one of the few things you can get away with actually putting vodka in. But yeah, this is Sandra Lee, so probably more than there's noodles.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
White wine is good in red sauce too!

If I saw that spaghetti fountain I wouldn't go near it except to take a picture.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Ok Fella posted:

White wine is good in red sauce too!

If I saw that spaghetti fountain I wouldn't go near it except to take a picture.

Now I'm obsessed with figuring out how to pump pasta around without damaging it.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Deteriorata posted:

Now I'm obsessed with figuring out how to pump pasta around without damaging it.

Same here. You probably couldn't do spaghetti noodles because they're too long, and a lot of other ones are also out because of shape.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
You could do it with risoni.

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS

Kwyndig posted:

Same here. You probably couldn't do spaghetti noodles because they're too long, and a lot of other ones are also out because of shape.

You could, just make it slow and wide to preserve the noodle integrity. Like a 5" wide PVC pipe column that pumps the spaghetti out centered in an upturned metal garbage can lid. The pump motor also powers a tiny speaker that plays The Cure on endless repeat.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Pump the dough around, extrude pasta on demand.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Would

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

in this light, the parmesean looks so much like mold :barf:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



WHOA PRETTY LADY

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax

Markoff Chaney posted:

You could, just make it slow and wide to preserve the noodle integrity. Like a 5" wide PVC pipe column that pumps the spaghetti out centered in an upturned metal garbage can lid. The pump motor also powers a tiny speaker that plays The Cure on endless repeat.

Is this from Achewood, because it sounds like Achewood.

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

just dump a load of spaghetti on the the floor and eat the spaghetti off the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Deteriorata posted:

Now I'm obsessed with figuring out how to pump pasta around without damaging it.

There is only one way really.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Let the gravity waves from your obese girth emanate to funnel all comestibles into the suck of your gaping dark glut hole.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


These noodles are propelled around a water-filled track of sorts until the diner pulls them out with chopsticks to eat them.



I'm sure this can be built upon to make a proper pasta fountain.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos_h2...Ag1IEhI8BKREcyf

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
It's always rapey in Japan.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mouse Dresser posted:

It's always rapey in Japan.



Looks nothing like him, he's way fatter.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Karate Bastard posted:

Let the gravity waves from your obese girth emanate to funnel all comestibles into the suck of your gaping dark glut hole.

Did you just call me fat?

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Mouse Dresser posted:

It's always rapey in Japan.



I feel like this will be a plot point in a Transformers sequel.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Jamesman posted:

I feel like this will be a plot point in a Transformers sequel.

In the sequel? Hell, they did an entire comic series based on it.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

VoidBurger posted:

Literally this is all PCOS Bill does: Say random poo poo to rile up threads into derailing. Everyone should put him on their ignore list.



dont be a little bitch

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





What a catch!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I think Vincent Gallo might actually be the sleaziest person in filmmaking.


Not counting actual child-rapists like Polanski, Allen, and that dude that made Jeepers Creepers.

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-CHA
Jun 21, 2004

State-of-the-art
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Saw this playground today.

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