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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jase1 posted:

1k on STIPE MIOCIC at +159 and 1k on Leslie Smith at +1050.

:drat:

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

jase1 posted:

1k on STIPE MIOCIC at +159 and 1k on Leslie Smith at +1050.

Good luck

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

jase1 posted:

1k on STIPE MIOCIC at +159 and 1k on Leslie Smith at +1050.

Godspeed

Kurohashi
Sep 8, 2005

*waddle waddle*
Yes! GL Jase

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Aldo is there. Someone should walk up to him with a piss cup to see how fast he runs.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Apologies to Jase.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Betting on a 10 to 1 underdog is never really that bad in MMA considering they only have to win like 10+% of the time for you to make money, except Leslie smith probably wins that fight 1 in 800 times

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
1k vitor belfort at +235

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

jase1 posted:

1k vitor belfort at +235

yowza

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Whoa

Kurohashi
Sep 8, 2005

*waddle waddle*
Jase stays up! Congrats

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
My Cleveland Homie makes this not that bad of a night.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Good poo poo

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i think the money from stipe is gonna go into a few rory bets

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Skip My Posts posted:

i think the money from stipe is gonna go into a few rory bets

let 'er ride

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Marching Powder posted:

50 on Maia stipe.

Grats, what odds did you get? I had $50 on Maia by sub for +150, and the same on Maia-Stipe at +220. Beer money sorted.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Memento posted:

Grats, what odds did you get? I had $50 on Maia by sub for +150, and the same on Maia-Stipe at +220. Beer money sorted.

$50 bett won me $151 in the two-fight parlay which was good poo poo, paid for the ppv for the boys and i'm sorted for beer. good day.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i made bad bets they're on steroids

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Lmao. but he's right about USADA also

Biafraid
Jan 31, 2008

yeah.
I did a small ($10) heavy favourites parlay on Luke Barnatt, Palhares, and Aljamain Sterling winning their upcoming fights. My roommate laughed at me for having faith in bigslow, who is bad, and I laughed at him for having faith that mayhem, who is a gently caress up, would ruin my parlay. And here we are

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
I found out that my bodog account had 0.76 left.

i can still taste him fucked around with this message at 20:57 on May 21, 2016

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Dza posted:

I found out that my bodog account had 0.76 left.



lol Sick

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Dza posted:

I found out that my bodog account had 0.76 left.



I think Faber and Bisping are the only real reaches here.

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
Oh drat haha that's awesome. I want you to win so bad

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Mr. Nice! posted:

I think Faber and Bisping are the only real reaches here.

Yeah if you pulled out those two it's probably still a hundred dollars or so return.

Edit: not quite, I just put them all in on Sportsbet Australia and got $76.41 return for a dollar. Around $58 return for your princely stake.

Memento fucked around with this message at 01:07 on May 22, 2016

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
you have to win every bet to win a parlay

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Skip My Posts posted:

you have to win every bet to win a parlay

Yes, I meant if you only made the bet on the other four, a thing that was actually obvious to everyone except apparently you.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


I just checked Bovada and it's $50.65 if you take those two out.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Memento posted:

Yes, I meant if you only made the bet on the other four, a thing that was actually obvious to everyone except apparently you.

yeah im retarded i get what you were saying

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
my apologies

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFr34kRtXpd/

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Got a little double on both Felder and Masvidal to win. I was going to add Aljamian, but he's such a big favourite it wasn't worth it.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Put a 20 on a Stephens / garbrandt parlay.

A tenner on caraway.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Marching Powder posted:

Put a 20 on a Stephens / garbrandt parlay.

Good bet

LIKEINEEDTHIS
Oct 3, 2012

by Smythe
30 to win $4471 on a parley of all me favoured underdogs tomorrow; Caraway-Burkman-Masvidal-Stephens-Garbrandt

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LIKEINEEDTHIS posted:

30 to win $4471 on a parley of all me favoured underdogs tomorrow; Caraway-Burkman-Masvidal-Stephens-Garbrandt

i like this bet a lot.

Biafraid
Jan 31, 2008

yeah.
$5 to win $89.94 on a Koch/Burkman/Garbrandt parlay tomorrow

LIKEINEEDTHIS
Oct 3, 2012

by Smythe


My habit of making a bunch of multibets with long odds from every fight on a card seems like a fun and low stakes way to gamble on fights, until I come close to winning but end up short. Now the sun might as well have fallen from the sky I'm so miserable

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

put some money on Poirier :homebrew:

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Always Bet against Dan Henderson

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