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onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

this writing hahaha

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Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I have no loving idea what's going on.

Peace, I guess

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Mouse Dresser posted:

I want a Tormund + Brienne romance so badly.

Literally when he gave her that look a made a noise and then yelled "YES" at my TV.

Also lol Sophie Turner is like a foot taller than Kit. :3:

(edit)

Also I am ready for more of Brienne going around telling everyone to suck her proverbial dick.

13Pandora13 fucked around with this message at 02:25 on May 16, 2016

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

onemillionzombies posted:

this writing hahaha

The riding the dragon line?

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Oh poo poo we forgot to make nuDaario a rogue, better cram it all in at once

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

RC Cola posted:

The riding the dragon line?

all of it, this is just rambling awkward horseshit

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Um where is this going?

showing how terrible of a leader Dany is, and foreshadowing Tyrion on the Iron Throne.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
Aw Grey Worm :smith:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Darko posted:

showing how terrible of a leader Dany is, and foreshadowing Tyrion on the Iron Throne.

Tyrion just pissed off the only people who didn't want to destroy Dany. Obviously the masters won't keep their word anyway.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

AAAH THEY loving DID IT AGAIN LOL

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
So No. 5 stabbed in the back in moment of triumph for this season?

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Holy poo poo, another backstab.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

So the real rule is not that you can murder the gently caress out of people, you just cannot use an edged weapon to do it?
That sounds different than "spill blood" but what do I know

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So the real rule is not that you can murder the gently caress out of people, you just cannot use an edged weapon to do it?
That sounds different than "spill blood" but what do I know

Well there was the golden crown in Season 1.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
It's happening.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well there was the golden crown in Season 1.

Right but that likely didn't spill any blood at all, just cooked a guy. Bashing in someone's sternum is probably pretty bloody.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
RIP Howland Reed theory

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
My father was a cobbler and that's why I hate shoes gently caress YOU DAD YOU DON'T OWN ME

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

RIP Howland Reed theory

It was a pretty long shot theory. Did the Reed family not care he was gone for decades setting up cover as a pious man?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
It's like the writers rotate every scene, and there's only a couple of good ones.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
Jonathan Pryce is so loving good. I hope he gets an Emmy for the High Sparrow.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Reek 2.0

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
I'm glad we finally got to the bottom of the pressing mystery of why the High Septon does not wear shoes.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Well that was just about the most uneventful and inane origin story possible.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
did dany get gang raped yet

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

I'm bored of King's Landing

:C

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
Next episode is just 58 minutes of Pycelle shuffling around the Red Keep. Shuffling and farting.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
All this time spent on the boring old man speech and almost no time spent last week for the Tower of Joy dialogue. Because GRRM wrote that.

Still it was a good episode before Kings Landing.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

PostNouveau posted:

RIP Howland Reed theory

thank god

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

The only fun stuff is in the North now.

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
I hope Theon paid the captain of that ship well.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
In theory the idea of using the Tyrell army to confront the faith should work. But since Jaime and Cersei came up with it, I can only assume it's going to backfire so hilariously awfully that the High Sparrow will become the new king.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Did... did you keep it by chance?

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
how many good men, Yara?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Mouse Dresser posted:

My father was a cobbler and that's why I hate shoes gently caress YOU DAD YOU DON'T OWN ME

For whatever reason, this was the speech that made me realize, "holy poo poo this is Elizabeth Swann's dad!"

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
I feel like Yara could've been a little nicer to Theon. Maybe a hug or something? :smith:

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

In It For The Tank posted:

how many good men, Yara?

The guy who led them to the kennels must have been a good man. Scary to think Ramsay used to have more than 20.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Lololol. this loving adaptation

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Yeesh

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big business man
Sep 30, 2012

:lol:

Ramsay'd!!

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