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mcmagic posted:A legendary 7-11 land. Equipment: Forehead Dot
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Chandra gets a tan on Kaladesh, becomes permanently brown
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May 16, 2016 17:28
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My money is on it either being a hamfisted reincarnation mechanic, or having not-Ganesh being able to block an additional three creatures.
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May 16, 2016 17:28
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apistat posted:My money is on it either being a hamfisted reincarnation mechanic, or having not-Ganesh being able to block an additional three creatures. How about an artifact creature that, when you sac it and another artifact creature, gets you Mecha-Shiva.
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May 16, 2016 17:31
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I'm already offended
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May 16, 2016 17:40
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Bring back wasteland, with a photorealistic image of the Ganges river as art
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May 16, 2016 17:41
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"Sacrifice a Cow" theme.
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May 16, 2016 17:42
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Dell Computer Artifact Tap, Tap a Call Center Employee you control: Tap target creature for as long as Dell Computer and Call Center Employee are tapped You may choose to not untap Dell Computer and a Call Center Employee ThePeavstenator fucked around with this message at 17:51 on May 16, 2016 |
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May 16, 2016 17:48
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RubberJohnny posted:I wonder if they'll reprint Hangarback Walker. Instead they will reprint everyone's favorite Origins planeswalker, Jace, Vryn's Prodigy.
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May 16, 2016 18:06
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RubberJohnny posted:I wonder if they'll reprint Hangarback Walker. Their reprint policy is to not reprint cards you already have because then you don't go buy them. So I doubt it.
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May 16, 2016 18:08
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Rebound makes another return, but in an effort to make it seem like they aren't rehashing the mechanic so quickly they rename it "thank you come again".
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May 16, 2016 18:36
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Contraptions wizards please. Weird hybrid totem armor artifact creature contraptions please wizards.
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May 16, 2016 18:41
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great how you guys prove the stereotype of poorly socialized nerds with some non-ironic racist shitposting on a set that ain't even out.
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May 16, 2016 18:47
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Telex posted:great how you guys prove the stereotype of poorly socialized nerds with some non-ironic racist shitposting on a set that ain't even out. Your read on that was really non ironic racism?
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May 16, 2016 18:48
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Man, we said some racist poo poo and now this guy thinks we're racists. What a rube!
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May 16, 2016 18:50
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mcmagic posted:Your read on that was really non ironic racism? is this the apologetic "no no, i'm making FUN of racist bullshit" post that says you're not being racist at all?
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May 16, 2016 18:50
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Telex posted:is this the apologetic "no no, i'm making FUN of racist bullshit" post that says you're not being racist at all? Racism is just a word.
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May 16, 2016 18:53
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Telex posted:great how you guys prove the stereotype of poorly socialized nerds with some non-ironic racist shitposting on a set that ain't even out. You do realize you're posting on SomethingAwful.com right?
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May 16, 2016 19:06
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This is my pretend outrage.
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May 16, 2016 19:07
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Hi, I'm Trick Jarrett and I need to explain to you Why Leaks Hurt™. Having things spoiled immediately instead of through our carefully crafted, slow-trickle marketing machine ruins our carefully laid plans. The obvious evolution of this plan is our new strategy: compressing every single Magic announcement into two days a year.
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May 16, 2016 19:11
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Angry Grimace posted:Hi, I'm Trick Jarrett and I need to explain to you Why Leaks Hurt™. Having things spoiled immediately instead of through our carefully crafted, slow-trickle marketing machine ruins our carefully laid plans. The obvious evolution of this plan is our new strategy: compressing every single Magic announcement into two days a year. Today was pretty meh. I'm much more excited for spoiler season.
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May 16, 2016 19:19
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May 16, 2016 19:19
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This is why y'all are terrible, fyi
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May 16, 2016 19:20
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Telex posted:is this the apologetic "no no, i'm making FUN of racist bullshit" post that says you're not being racist at all? Feel free to get outraged because that's your right and everything, but if you ever actually hung out in here you would know that the people speaking are usually pretty anti-bullshit and were having a time like you do on the something awful comedy forums. I'm a pretty loving squishy Care Bear when it comes to that poo poo but none of that was in terribly poor taste and there are way worse things on this site to get upset about. If you can't handle us mocking awful ppl maybe get a helmet and go to FB or neo pets duder. The question was "what awful poo poo will wizards do to upset cool ppl" and you're acting like we are all masturbating furiously to birth of a nation...
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May 16, 2016 19:21
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Angry Grimace posted:Hi, I'm Trick Jarrett and I need to explain to you Why Leaks Hurt™. Having things spoiled immediately instead of through our carefully crafted, slow-trickle marketing machine ruins our carefully laid plans. The obvious evolution of this plan is our new strategy: compressing every single Magic announcement into two days a year. i'm glad of it
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May 16, 2016 19:22
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PleasantDirge posted:Feel free to get outraged because that's your right and everything, but if you ever actually hung out in here you would know that the people speaking are usually pretty anti-bullshit and were having a time like you do on the something awful comedy forums. okay can someone point out actual racism WOTC has done in the past, cause otherwise it is kind of lame tbh
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May 16, 2016 19:23
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4-color Commander decks, that's neat, I almost wish I still cared about commander. What are the odds on a Legacy playable 4-color card?
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May 16, 2016 19:23
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Entropic posted:4-color Commander decks, that's neat, I almost wish I still cared about commander. 100
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May 16, 2016 19:27
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Entropic posted:What are the odds on a Legacy playable 4-color card? Ignoring hybrid, considering that a 4 color card, by definition, costs 4, I'm going to go with "very low"
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May 16, 2016 19:30
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Entropic posted:4-color Commander decks, that's neat, I almost wish I still cared about commander. JTMS is barely played in Legacy... So, yeah..
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May 16, 2016 19:31
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mandatory lesbian posted:okay can someone point out actual racism WOTC has done in the past, cause otherwise it is kind of lame tbh http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=1488
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May 16, 2016 19:31
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Elyv posted:Ignoring hybrid, considering that a 4 color card, by definition, costs 4, I'm going to go with "very low" Rhys the Redeemed is 2 colour and costs 1!
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May 16, 2016 19:32
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mandatory lesbian posted:okay can someone point out actual racism WOTC has done in the past, cause otherwise it is kind of lame tbh They think Japanese people look like this: 
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May 16, 2016 19:37
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MECHA SHIVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Who's going to GP LA this weekend? Also the BW Eldrazi bears deck is fun as hell to play, and I'll be running that in the GP, I need to win it so I can yell on stream that it's Eldrazi Bears and not Eldrazi Taxes and go off on a spiel about how Wizards don't allow for fun deck names.
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May 16, 2016 19:39
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Telex posted:great how you guys prove the stereotype of poorly socialized nerds with some non-ironic racist shitposting on a set that ain't even out. I felt like I was reading an imgur comments section for a little bit there.
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May 16, 2016 19:42
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Thank you white people you have saved us people of Hindustan for a second time, this time from the insidious forces of jokes.
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May 16, 2016 19:48
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Thisuck posted:MECHA SHIVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You can't call your deck "Bears' when the 2 best cards in the deck aren't bears.
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May 16, 2016 19:55
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mcmagic posted:You can't call your deck "Bears' when the 2 best cards in the deck aren't bears. Actually, I think you'll find he can call his deck whatever he wants
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May 16, 2016 19:59
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Elyv posted:Actually, I think you'll find he can call his deck whatever he wants i'm gonna call it names and make it cry like a baby
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Telex posted:great how you guys prove the stereotype of poorly socialized nerds with some non-ironic racist shitposting on a set that ain't even out. You must be a hit at parties
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