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FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

"They"? Is FAROOQ some sort of multiple-personality posting machine?

Jesus christ you're stupid

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah i mean that one's fair enough

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

mcustic posted:

Agreed, the owner disgusts me, but are Western democracies now arresting people over pug videos?

The UK went full on fascist years ago.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

eddoghetto
Mar 27, 2007
612 Wharf Avenue

caligulamprey posted:



Don't ever talk to me or my son again


BONUS PIC :buddy: :


O poo poo waddup!

(Am I doing this right?)

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

If this guy had actually studied his history, he would have known that teaching one's dog to sieg heil was severely frowned upon by the Nazis.

"Hitler-mocking dog enraged Nazis"

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Well that explains why Hitler poisoned his dog.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Marcade posted:

Well that explains why Hitler poisoned his dog.

Sent him to Barkschwitz.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

Sent him to Barkschwitz.

Barkenau

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Sobibark

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
Hitler sent the leader of the Woofwaffe to Barkenwald for just such an offense.

Let's try to cram more than one into each post, so we can get this over with.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Guys, these puns are un-BEAR-able! You guys are so CATTY! I'm about to go OTTER my mind!

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Trump disavowed him? Prrrtffft right, coo-coo! :mmmhmm:

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Nipponophile posted:

If this guy had actually studied his history, he would have known that teaching one's dog to sieg heil was severely frowned upon by the Nazis.

"Hitler-mocking dog enraged Nazis"
What about teaching a dog to say Germany?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Perhaps only in Mother Russia:
"Moscow Cemetery Brawl Leaves 3 Dead, 10 Wounded"
Oddly enough, "Police said the brawl was believed to have been about who controls providing burial services at the sprawling Khovanskoye cemetery in southwest Moscow."
Holy gently caress.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/mass-brawl-moscow-cemetery-leaves-two-dead-10-wounded-n574096

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Perhaps only in Mother Russia:
"Moscow Cemetery Brawl Leaves 3 Dead, 10 Wounded"
Oddly enough, "Police said the brawl was believed to have been about who controls providing burial services at the sprawling Khovanskoye cemetery in southwest Moscow."
Holy gently caress.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/mass-brawl-moscow-cemetery-leaves-two-dead-10-wounded-n574096

At least they didn't have to move the bodies far! HEEEEEEYOOOOOO!

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Perhaps only in Mother Russia:
"Moscow Cemetery Brawl Leaves 3 Dead, 10 Wounded"
Oddly enough, "Police said the brawl was believed to have been about who controls providing burial services at the sprawling Khovanskoye cemetery in southwest Moscow."
Holy gently caress.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/mass-brawl-moscow-cemetery-leaves-two-dead-10-wounded-n574096
Burial services is a grave matter.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh shut up

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Don't be so deadpan.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Collateral Damage posted:

Burial services is a grave matter.

Best user name/news story/post combo ever.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

he'll be quiet as the grave

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

dead silence

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
These puns are UN-BURY-ABLE! I have a BONE to pick with you guys! I had a good pun, but it was on the TIBIA my tongue!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Screaming Idiot posted:

These puns are UN-BURY-ABLE! I have a BONE to pick with you guys! I had a good pun, but it was on the TIBIA my tongue!

Amazing.

Prenton
Feb 17, 2011

Ner nerr-nerrr ner
I don't find this humerus, etc. I have become all that I hate

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
boners

wait poo poo i hosed that up

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
gd I love pun derails! Especially the people who react like they're such a grave issue.

Content: this is the most russia.txt headline ever:

Russian man shot in quarrel over Immanuel Kant’s philosophy

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot posted:

These puns are UN-BURY-ABLE! I have a BONE to pick with you guys! I had a good pun, but it was on the TIBIA my tongue!

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

And here I thought we would've been able to marrowly avoid a series of bone puns.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
you fuckers are awful

SOMETHING AWFUL INDEED

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

i

i don't think that's how cancer works

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
They were x-rayted photos.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Small Frozen Thing posted:

i

i don't think that's how cancer works
I think we need to check the Daily Mail list on this one.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Croccers posted:

I think we need to check the Daily Mail list on this one.

Sadly, no penis taping or taped penis on the list

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
There's just something about this guy, not sure what it is...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So either he's a Hitler fanboy or the mother of all edgy hipsters.
Both deserve to be shot into space sans space capsule.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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