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# ? May 18, 2016 03:45 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 09:45 |
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Ditto
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# ? May 18, 2016 03:45 |
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Barry Convex posted:THR has the scoop: WB is launching a seemingly Marvel Studios-esque DC Films division with Geoff Johns and current WB exec Jon Berg in charge. No prizes for guessing what prompted this. That's hilarious. So much for being creative-first or whatever and thus better than Marvel because mumble mumble.
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# ? May 18, 2016 03:58 |
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...That's an exceptional leap, even for you.
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# ? May 18, 2016 04:00 |
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When I think of the kind of stories I want to see DC tell in movies I think Geoff Johns
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# ? May 18, 2016 04:18 |
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DC Films: "Me too, but worse"
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# ? May 18, 2016 04:24 |
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I think Geoff Johns has very specific ideas with regards to characteristics of properties, where Kevin Feige has specific ideas about story structure, tone, and movies in general. If that makes sense. Feige's predilection works a lot better in that position in guiding a shared continuity but still allowing for a lot more freedom.
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# ? May 18, 2016 04:27 |
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Ugh, I really don't want Johns running the films. Like, I really like Bendis, but I wouldn't want him running the Marvel films. Feige is a fan of the comics, and I think not writing them and just being able to help pick and choose certain beats and character directions works best. He's not biased toward any sort of characters or stories, and that detachment helps since I believe he just wants to put entertaining stories on film with characters that are all the best parts of the ones that have been around for decades. But I wouldn't trust Johns to have that detachment. Plus he was involved in Green Lantern, and we all know how that went.
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# ? May 18, 2016 04:33 |
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Johns doing the movies means he's writing less of the comics probably. So this is a good thing.
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# ? May 18, 2016 04:39 |
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Johns was already running the movies.
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# ? May 18, 2016 04:41 |
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X-O posted:Johns doing the movies means he's writing less of the comics probably. So this is a good thing. Never underestimate the ability of a bad writer to take on more work by simply spending even less time thinking about what they're writing. (I don't dislike Johns that much but yeah, a DC film division with him at the head feels like a step sideways for the films.)
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# ? May 18, 2016 04:45 |
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How I imagine it. Geoff: Okay but before the big reveal that both their mom's names are Martha Batman should rip off one of Superman's arms, to show the stakes are high.
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# ? May 18, 2016 04:52 |
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SirDan3k posted:How I imagine it. Geoff: Hal Jordon is the best and here's why
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# ? May 18, 2016 05:00 |
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Geoff: Have you considered maybe if Lex joined the Justice League? Snyder: Great idea! But what about all the other members? Geoff: Oh, what if they were all bitchy assholes to each other? Like, really bitchy. Snyder: Oh man, this poo poo is loving gold. Any other suggestions? Geoff: Sure! What if Darkseid just like, showed up apropros of nothing and was just generically evil and stuff? Snyder: God loving drat it man you're three for loving three over here.
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# ? May 18, 2016 05:06 |
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The article does mention that the WB still wants to remain filmmaker-driven, so my guess is that Johns will mostly just be there to make broad yes-or-no suggestions about what fits or doesn't fit for these characters. "Should Batman shoot down mooks with a gun?" "No, that's a bit extreme." "Would he rip off their arms instead?" "OH HELL YEA" Still, I dunno how qualified Johns will be at basically running a film division. And I don't know who this Berg guy is at all. For what it's worth, I do think Johns will have a better creative vision than Snyder, whose creative vision just wasn't resonating with fans or broader moviegoing audiences or -- for some reason -- my Communist kinsmen in China.
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# ? May 18, 2016 05:19 |
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"Should Batman sit down?" "Hell no. Unless it's a chair that can tell him Joker's real name."
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# ? May 18, 2016 05:22 |
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X-O posted:"Should Batman sit down?" He then must never stand up while this chair exists.
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# ? May 18, 2016 06:24 |
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Iron Man 1 is a movie about a billionaire celebrity weapons developer who is kidnapped by terrorists in Afghanistan and escapes with his technical know-how. He then reforms and starts developing a new, incredibly powerful weapons system, just in time to stop a particularly violent corporate takeover. There is a short sequence where he flies back to Afghanistan to crush some Muslim insurgents. This amounts to all the superhero action in the movie. It’s not a very good movie. For one thing, it’s morally completely vacuous. There is only one moment of satire to justify that: when Tony Stark battles a traitorous corporate subordinate, the media mistakes this for a superhero battle involving an “Iron Man”. Tony Stark then decides to adopt this moniker to the acclamation of the press. This is the only real insight the movie has on heroism, namely that Tony Stark/Iron Man is definitely not a superhero. He's a corporate celebrity. Tony Stark and his antics are the actual draw of the movie, and any real heroism is secondary to that. It’s both fitting and ironic, since Stan Lee’s intent with Iron Man was to make audiences root for a character that they should despise. He’s only ever been interesting in his failures, but the movies still want you to root for him as a wish-fulfillment figure. They're extremely ironic, except in their interest in Tony Stark. Iron Man 1 came out the same year as Dark Knight, a movie that’s increasingly lukewarm but more relevant. In Dark Knight, the billionaire crime-fighter is 1) actually occupied mostly with fighting crime as a superhero, 2) his billionaire playboy persona really is just a persona, and 3) has the decency to subvert the noxious ideology it seems to promote (in this case the War on Terror). The conclusion of Dark Knight is that Batman is a failure. Iron Man 1 is not so honest. It’s not a good movie about celebrity culture, techno-fetishism, or about being a bad superhero. BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 10:06 on May 18, 2016 |
# ? May 18, 2016 07:06 |
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IM1 is just "If I Were Rich I Would Be Awesome" the movie. His two stumbles (the crisis of conscience he experiences and his captivity) serve to make him more awesome.
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# ? May 18, 2016 07:11 |
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Iron Man is fun for the origin then it just drags itself to the finish line, wheezing the whole way.
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# ? May 18, 2016 07:43 |
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So I watched Fant4stic tonight. I had heard some criticisms but mostly avoided them, and I rather like the First Family so I thought I'd give it a shot before Fant4stic 2 got officially greenlit, given that article that got posted a couple pages ago. Holy poo poo this movie.
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# ? May 18, 2016 08:16 |
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I know Geoff Johns has written good things, but he has a very narrow view of how characters should do stuff and my experience with him is that he'll bin anyone or anything that doesn't fit with that. In a movie universe where they're likely to use Barry Allen and Hal Jordan anyway I'm not sure I see any harm. Now if we had already had a Wally West movie in the books then I'd be worried. Plastik posted:So I watched Fant4stic tonight. I had heard some criticisms but mostly avoided them, and I rather like the First Family so I thought I'd give it a shot before Fant4stic 2 got officially greenlit, given that article that got posted a couple pages ago. In your opinion, what went wrong? Feed me negativity.
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# ? May 18, 2016 09:29 |
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SonicRulez posted:I know Geoff Johns has written good things I keep hearing people say this and I've never seen it personally. It's like seeing the Loch Ness Monster, some people swear up and down that it exists but we keep looking with advanced sonar and coming up empty.
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# ? May 18, 2016 13:10 |
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Flash, Teen Titans, Superman, JSA.
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# ? May 18, 2016 13:15 |
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Wasn't Johns involved in the Green Lantern movie? I'm surprised they would put him back near the movie department after that.
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# ? May 18, 2016 13:22 |
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BrianWilly posted:Flash, Teen Titans, Superman, JSA. Stars and S.T.R.I.P.E.
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# ? May 18, 2016 13:25 |
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Starsnostars posted:Wasn't Johns involved in the Green Lantern movie? I'm surprised they would put him back near the movie department after that. He was a co-producer, which I think means he was involved in the script but in a comparatively minor way and without overall control.
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# ? May 18, 2016 13:29 |
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Starsnostars posted:Wasn't Johns involved in the Green Lantern movie? I'm surprised they would put him back near the movie department after that. To put things in perspective, Kevin Feige also produced Blade Trinity, X3, and Fantastic Four 2.
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# ? May 18, 2016 13:30 |
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Also the 3 or 4 MCU movies that just aren't good.
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# ? May 18, 2016 13:42 |
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The thing about the industry is that they give out producer credits like candy. So it can mean anything from "very hands on, in charge of pretty much everything" to "sat in on a meeting once 5 years ago but has enough pull that their name will get more attention."
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# ? May 18, 2016 14:19 |
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SonicRulez posted:In your opinion, what went wrong? Feed me negativity. I'm coming at it from two sides, really. It's both not about the Fantastic Four and also a terrible movie. I'll address them separately because I know NOT MY arguments are frowned upon by some people here. No spoiler tags because it's been nearly a year, and if I spoil this movie and make you not want to watch it we should both consider that a public service.
Okay, so mechanical problems in the movie.
Ultimately I got all the way to Sue's "Patterns" line before I saw any significant cracks. It was really looking like an interesting characterization of a younger Fantastic Four, but it peaked at the "Patterns" line, kepe getting worse from there, then when One Year Later splashed across the scene it just picked up speed and never looked back. Also the visual effects of the teleport were just sort of... vomited on top of an obviously static set. Every time. It was disappointing. And The Thing looks like literal poo poo a lot of the time. You'll have to excuse me if any of these complaints are super-common or maybe inaccurate, I've only just opened the 13 page Fant4stic thread from CD to see if I can further unpack my mind over this movie, and all I did between posting that comment and now is sleep and go to work. Shit Fuckasaurus fucked around with this message at 14:48 on May 18, 2016 |
# ? May 18, 2016 14:45 |
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http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/x-men-apocalypse-cast-rocks-80s-with-parody-album-covers
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# ? May 18, 2016 15:36 |
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Plastik posted:I'm coming at it from two sides, really. It's both not about the Fantastic Four and also a terrible movie. I'll address them separately because I know NOT MY arguments are frowned upon by some people here. This was probably more interesting and entertaining than the actual movie was
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# ? May 18, 2016 15:40 |
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Cyclops' glasses don't look great but at least they cover the sides of his eyes now. It's such an irritating thing when there's this huge gap that just gets ignored.
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# ? May 18, 2016 15:43 |
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Except for somehow turning rocks into a power generator, everything else Doom does is telekinesis.
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# ? May 18, 2016 15:45 |
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Aphrodite posted:Except for somehow turning rocks into a power generator, everything else Doom does is telekinesis. Fair. But exploding heads, turning off lights as he walks near them and blocking bullets are all kind of strange, high-powered takes on telekinesis.
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# ? May 18, 2016 16:21 |
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Toxxupation posted:Geoff: Have you considered maybe if Lex joined the Justice League? Had to check if it was that bad and guess what it is quote:And even when a force managed to dent the terraformer, Darkseid declared the fight was already won before two Kryptonians broke into Apokolips' court to confront the Dark God head-on,[17] but were no match for the tyrant who singlehandedly defeated the defenders of Earth, leaving the Green Lantern alone against him.[18] He initially proved to be stronger than the Green Avatar, defeating him and then killing countless human survivors to nourish Apokolips, but he returned with the power of the Multiversal Green that strengthened him enough to repel Darkseid from the survivors and save them from his wrath. http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Uxas_(Prime_Earth) Hal to the rescue!
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# ? May 18, 2016 16:38 |
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Geoff Johns's comics have always felt somehow off to me. Like that there something fundamentally broken about the world he writes. His comic about a family collection of superheroes has super-villains (including a man called Captain Nazi) slaughter picnicing families for kicks. With something like Man of Steel you have a broken world but the story is about trying to overcome that. With Johns there's just something deeply unpleasant.
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# ? May 18, 2016 17:07 |
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:Geoff Johns's comics have always felt somehow off to me. Like that there something fundamentally broken about the world he writes. His comic about a family collection of superheroes has super-villains (including a man called Captain Nazi) slaughter picnicing families for kicks. With something like Man of Steel you have a broken world but the story is about trying to overcome that. With Johns there's just something deeply unpleasant. Geoff Johns is a guy who unironically writes comics based off what he remembers vaugly from childhood, combined with an unironic but poorly considered desire to make the things he remembered from childhood more mature where mature equal violence. He is, by and large, a dude whose view of characters for the past decade comes across as someone who is a combination of reading a wiki and remembering stuff he read when he was 12 and his comics all feel like that.
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# ? May 18, 2016 17:13 |
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I feel this kinda strange pity for Johns because he wouldn't be bad if he was still like any other writer, it just that he inexplicably keeps getting more and more power which aggravates all of his John-isms.
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