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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

jackyl posted:

I have railed Alex's mom and if u think he's crazy on the Internet, his mom is nuttier (and even nuttier than that when I was done)

you took a poo poo on her???

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
controversial opinion: rape is bad

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

penis man posted:

can u explain this to me in writing i mean i get things like ANTI SEMITE but lovey banh just seems like a child predator thai sex trade target

having seen the real toronto sex trade it really really really really isnt something u should joke about.

she's not a sex slave or anything

she's a really cool lady who is the author of popular books such as



quote:

BEYONCE SELL 4 MILLION SHOW TICKTS IN AMERICA I SELL CONCERT TICKETS IN gERMANY 40 MILLION A DAY beyonce sell 4 million Concert Ticket a Day in America I sell 40 million a Day Concert Ticket in Germany (yeah speak one language and make 4 million a day) a girl who sing in 7 languages is sleep next to a trash can OC irvine Parole office Oh Will Smith Next Movie Call Me Steve Harvey We need to talk 404-431-5444 Chinese We are happy breathe air and run 69,000 private prison in america making 2.7 billion a year but build 69,000 hospital in Germany, Japan & Russia Oh Will Smith Next Movie Call Me Steve Harvey We need to talk 404-431-5444 Idris Elba Brought me 2 Penny Diamond Ring By Lovey Banh but donate 200 million buy canned TUNA or Salmon to feed prisoners in Tecas (oh Texas Brothers I will feed you pray for my marriage) Stop inject my brothers in Texas inject me, not my brother in texas, inject me don’t’ kill my brothers in texas, stop killing my brothers in texas STOP KILLING MY BROTHERS IN TEXAS STOP KILLING MY BROTHERS IN TEXAS STOP KILLING MY BROTHERS IN TEXAS Oprah winfrey PLEASE transfer 500 million to my Bank account TO BUILD MY FIRST SHOPPING MALL IN AMERICA THE NEXT COMEDIAN AT PECHANGA AND 10,000 CASINOS IN AMERICA STEVE HARVEY FUND MY NEXT TV TALK SHOW HOST Oprah Invest 500 Million Yes or no?) 5 billion Oprah I want to own 30 hospitals in my life



quote:

Judge David Hoffer Central Justice Center Said I'm Mentally ILL OBAMA DO YOU KNOW WHY GOD MAKE YOU A LAWYER? THANK YOU FOR 200 MILLION I WANT TO BUY A Hospital IN Japan 100 Mil or We Japan bomb America and give us all our cars make your own cars PROSTITUTE? MENTALLY ILL? Judge David Hoffer One Sex One Love One Marriage 10,000 hospital In Japan BEYONCE SELL 4 MILLION SHOW TICKTS IN AMERICA I SELL CONCERT TICKETS IN gERMANY 40 MILLION A DAY beyonce sell 4 million Concert Ticket a Day in America I sell 40 million a Day Concert Ticket in Germany (yeah speak one language and make 4 million a day) a girl who sing in 7 languages is sleep next to a trash can OC irvine Parole office Oh Will Smith Next Movie Call Me Steve Harvey We need to talk 404-431-5444 Chinese We are happy breathe air and run 69,000 private prison in america making 2.7 billion a year but build 69,000 hospital in Germany, Japan & Russia Oh Will Smith Next Movie Call Me Steve Harvey We need to talk 404-431-5444 Idris Elba Brought me 2 Penny Diamond Ring By Lovey Banh but donate 200 million buy canned TUNA or Salmon to feed prisoners in Tecas (oh Texas Brothers I will feed you pray for my marriage) Stop inject my brothers in Texas inject me, not my brother in texas, inject me don’t’ kill my brothers in texas, stop killing my brothers in texas STOP KILLING MY BROTHERS IN TEXAS STOP KILLING MY BROTHERS IN TEXAS STOP KILLING MY BROTHERS IN TEXAS Oprah winfrey PLEASE transfer 500 million to my Bank account TO BUILD MY FIRST SHOPPING MALL IN AMERICA THE NEXT COMEDIAN AT PECHANGA AND 10,000 CASINOS IN AMERICA STEVE HARVEY FUND MY NEXT TV TALK SHOW HOST Oprah Invest 500 Million Yes or no?) 5 billion Oprah I want to own 30 hospitals in my life Her Books Fish Jump Out The Water To Read Her Books Fish Jump Out The Water To Read Her Books Fish Jump Out The Water To Read Her Books Fish Jump Out The Water To Read

if you look inside, it shows this:



here is a video of her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyEyRiqTU5U

and here are some hand-picked favorites i have for you:








she is perfect for you

she is your destiny, alex

go to california, lad

go to californey and find you a cool lady named lovey banh :getin:

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot
lol wat has this thread even become at this point its just full out lynch mob anger

wow gl guys u have really convinced me i am guilty of wikikathys blatant entrapment scheme

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

penis man posted:

lol wat has this thread even become at this point its just full out lynch mob anger

wow gl guys u have really convinced me i am guilty of wikikathys blatant entrapment scheme

i think you are the one who is convniced because deep down you know you did it and you are using SA as a way to lash out and try to ignore your guilt

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

i think you are the one who is convniced because deep down you know you did it and you are using SA as a way to lash out and try to ignore your guilt

lol hey u made a typo

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

penis man posted:

lol hey u made a typo

you are a typo on the scripture of reality. may an ungraceful and disgraceful end find and consume you entire

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
your probably not going to get raped in prison but you def will get some weird disease from going barefoot in the cummy shower and you will never be able to rape again because it will rot your nuts off once its done with your feet and legs

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Nooner posted:

i think you are the one who is convniced because deep down you know you did it and you are using SA as a way to lash out and try to ignore your guilt

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Shaquin posted:

you are a typo on the scripture of reality. may an ungraceful and disgraceful end find and consume you entire

we're all ignorant in some ways the worst way that ive seen is to default to a hate party/cult

a lot of times tw does this flat out and its good to fight during these times even if ur the only one doing the fighting

sometimes one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter etc etc and when ur kids get bombed allah and free chicken dinners sound a lot better than carpet bombing and napalm

war is a dirty and ungraceful business

so is being black in a whitemans world

welcome to talking to a person that doesnt take the internet or internet ppl seriously or academic arrogance based off greed/power/etc

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

penis man posted:

lol hey u made a typo

lol hey u raped a woman

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

penis man posted:

we're all ignorant in some ways the worst way that ive seen is to default to a hate party/cult

a lot of times tw does this flat out and its good to fight during these times even if ur the only one doing the fighting

sometimes one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter etc etc and when ur kids get bombed allah and free chicken dinners sound a lot better than carpet bombing and napalm

war is a dirty and ungraceful business

so is being black in a whitemans world

welcome to talking to a person that doesnt take the internet or internet ppl seriously or academic arrogance based off greed/power/etc

dare what do you think of my presentation of lovey banh for you

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
save your money for ramen alex ur going to jail (for raping a woman)

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

dare -> 180 degree turn on the d -> pare -> anagram of rape


op confirmed

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

whoflungpoop posted:

save your money for ramen alex ur going to jail (for raping a woman)

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

That Robot posted:

dare what do you think of my presentation of lovey banh for you

lix i think u have a really big ego and failed ur own exam but we already knew this when u started to play as turnip face so i forgive u and ill probably forget lovey banh in a while but ya pretty gross u kno

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

shes right m8 if youre smart youll start investing in jailhouse burrito ingredients now

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

whoflungpoop posted:

save your money for ramen alex ur going to jail (for raping a woman)

sindu take ur uncle there with me for raping ur sister often when she was 11 or at least creating an environment where she thought it was a good lie to tell much like her virginity etc

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

penis man posted:

lix i think u have a really big ego and failed ur own exam but we already knew this when u started to play as turnip face so i forgive u and ill probably forget lovey banh in a while but ya pretty gross u kno

i'm not lix

i'm that fettuccine guy from your manifesto, remember? you wanted me to be president

as your friend fettuccine, i think it's a good idea for you to make babies with lovey banh

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

penis man posted:

sindu take ur uncle there with me for raping ur sister often when she was 11 or at least creating an environment where she thought it was a good lie to tell much like her virginity etc

are you sure this actually happened or was this something the cia suggested?

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Shaquin posted:

shes right m8 if youre smart youll start investing in jailhouse burrito ingredients now

lol k ur a girl and ur black and i met u irl and u wanted to hang out with me u probably gently caress groove etc and im pulling every post i have to be relatively acceptable but please realize i have no ethics on SA and i could give a gently caress about this dare person or whatever it is people caught red handed in an entrapment scheme and large perjury even care LOL

please lock me up for 16 years so when i get out i can laugh at the destruction that my senior citizen stroke victim mom and lesbian god mother(s) have done to you young self proclaimed internet great minds of Something AWful Doxxxnet Wddp.org etc

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Where's the It's Dare gif?

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





how many accounts has he made? I wanna know if he's broken $1000 spent on this site.

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

That Robot posted:

i'm not lix

i'm that fettuccine guy from your manifesto, remember? you wanted me to be president

as your friend fettuccine, i think it's a good idea for you to make babies with lovey banh

hehe i know fett is scared cuz i have his full name but what i dont get is y ur both still on my steam list like this matters

i suppose hope and faith and trust count for something in this world but theres very little of that

ur god is not here today priest etc etc etc

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Shaquin posted:

shes right m8 if youre smart youll start investing in jailhouse burrito ingredients now

Better get used to storing cumin up your rear end, Alex.

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
This thread is confusing but maybe that's for the better.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

penis man posted:

hehe i know fett is scared cuz i have his full name but what i dont get is y ur both still on my steam list like this matters

i suppose hope and faith and trust count for something in this world but theres very little of that

ur god is not here today priest etc etc etc

yes, you have my full name

call me IRL rn and I'll tell you why you should have a relationship with this woman and why it will make us not be mad at you anymore

she might even want to play tribes with you

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

penis man posted:

sindu take ur uncle there with me for raping ur sister often when she was 11 or at least creating an environment where she thought it was a good lie to tell much like her virginity etc

Dare's second admission of rape in this thread, good work boys, I'll send this back to Langley

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

That Robot posted:

yes, you have my full name

call me IRL rn and I'll tell you why you should have a relationship with this woman and why it will make us not be mad at you anymore

she might even want to play tribes with you

ill be sure to hop on vent with u and have a good time with characters that think tw is too hosed to post on but love to lynch ppl of other varieties even worse

y do u keep going on about tribes alex ru addicted

y do i have to call any1 or implicate any of my e-friends in this poo poo o right cuz of chump and k8 gr8

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

Dare's second admission of rape in this thread, good work boys, I'll send this back to Langley

is langley ur moms house or ur dads depression idk which leads to cyber goth disease its one of the few things yakman wont talk to me about (lol no it isnt)

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

penis man posted:

ill be sure to hop on vent with u and have a good time with characters that think tw is too hosed to post on but love to lynch ppl of other varieties even worse

y do u keep going on about tribes alex ru addicted

y do i have to call any1 or implicate any of my e-friends in this poo poo o right cuz of chump and k8 gr8

also i have a message from kasia: she asks if you have the documents

i asked what that meant but she said you would know what that means

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

penis man posted:

is langley ur moms house or ur dads depression idk which leads to cyber goth disease its one of the few things yakman wont talk to me about (lol no it isnt)

ooh really, I thought you were CIA :colbert:

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

That Robot posted:

also i have a message from kasia: she asks if you have the documents

i asked what that meant but she said you would know what that means

LOL

wellevery1 wants eugenics babies so i guess her being the first is a good plan and in my death i will have really learned a lesson here and will stop hurting everyones irl and internet feelings and justice will be served and society will be better

i am glad i had my real funeral 2 days ago so i can really focus on the poo poo post factory of effort sperg inclusion through cult memetics on SA

"we are N-O-R-M-A-L"

y the fu k do u want to be nromal LOL

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

penis man posted:

sindu take ur uncle there with me for raping ur sister often when she was 11 or at least creating an environment where she thought it was a good lie to tell much like her virginity etc
some environments can be escaped but prolly not the one ur headed to

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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penis man posted:

LOL

wellevery1 wants eugenics babies so i guess her being the first is a good plan and in my death i will have really learned a lesson here and will stop hurting everyones irl and internet feelings and justice will be served and society will be better

i am glad i had my real funeral 2 days ago so i can really focus on the poo poo post factory of effort sperg inclusion through cult memetics on SA

"we are N-O-R-M-A-L"

y the fu k do u want to be nromal LOL

Oh hey I heard you raped a woman. Not cool man, not cool.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

That Robot posted:

i'm not lix

i'm that fettuccine guy from your manifesto, remember? you wanted me to be president

as your friend fettuccine, i think it's a good idea for you to make babies with lovey banh

turnip face lol that robot is a turnip face

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
was it wikikathy that he raped? I think I'm starting see all the puzzle pieces fall into place.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
turnip face turnip face

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penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

whoflungpoop posted:

some environments can be escaped but prolly not the one ur headed to

i do not see ur sister here backing u up

did u turn out to be a lesbian like she said or just an angry young women with stem brainz

idk which but im quite happy with how nero turned out even if she puts the knife in in the end

but then dang look how that ends up for u and her

talk about social justice

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