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I was trying to figure out a good name for a superpowered racoon that had electricity powers, but they all sound incredibly racist.
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twistedmentat posted:I was trying to figure out a good name for a superpowered racoon that had electricity powers, but they Lightning bandit? Rac-conductor? Raccoonductor?
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May 18, 2016 19:05
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Flash Gorton (Fish sticks) Sketti Shock Surge (Soda) or Sargent Surge Zap Bran-a-grain Electric Bologna (Baloney) Current Jelly
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May 18, 2016 21:46
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Resistor Ringtail. And he could have the rings all painted up different colors like a resistor.
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May 18, 2016 21:48
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Power Wash (Bear)
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May 18, 2016 21:49
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Crust First posted:Power Wash (Bear) Good Also: Thunder Bandit, Sky Bear and the World of Tomorrow, Thor
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May 18, 2016 23:12
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Johnny the Conductor. E: Zap Brannigan
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May 18, 2016 23:18
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Bored posted:Lightning bandit? See if had Electrocoon, Voltcoon...yea, Goon suggestions much better.
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May 18, 2016 23:35
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Professor Electro
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May 19, 2016 02:28
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Ranger Electrick.
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May 19, 2016 03:31
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Bina posted:Flash Gorton (Fish sticks) These are all excellent trash panda names.
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May 19, 2016 03:37
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twistedmentat posted:See if had Electrocoon, Voltcoon...yea, Goon suggestions much better. Electraccoon. Edit: sorry for the double post.
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May 19, 2016 03:37
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May 19, 2016 03:53
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DJ Wash Bear on the Ones and Twos dropping sick beats for you to dance to. 
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May 19, 2016 04:52
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goose fleet posted:Cool Raccoon Names Part II, as determined over private messages, with cash crab, on Something Awful, when i die i will include this list in my last will and testament
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May 19, 2016 07:14
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twistedmentat posted:I was trying to figure out a good name for a superpowered racoon that had electricity powers, but they all sound incredibly racist. Senator Kevin Sasquatch III (R-OKLA) (oh and he has electric powers)
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May 19, 2016 17:19
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His name is Electric Boogaloo now. Other raccoon names: Jelly Belly (must be fat) Cheerio Gumption One Toed Larry Sassafrass Handy Hans Toggle Ebleneazer Sir Grumple the Fluff Mad Mavis Meatball Sticky Pete Runaround Randy The Greasehat Turdpocket Apologies if any of these are old names that seeped into my subconscious.
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May 20, 2016 02:43
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porkswordonboard posted:Electric Boogaloo WINNER Give this lucky goon their prize cash crab
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May 20, 2016 02:48
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goose fleet posted:WINNER A box full of peanut shells?! 
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May 20, 2016 04:53
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my roommate, who hates raccoons, came up with a decent theoretical pet raccoon name: crackers
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May 20, 2016 05:31
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Skim Milk posted:my roommate, who hates raccoons, came up with a decent theoretical pet raccoon name: crackers Who you callin' a cracker?
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May 20, 2016 07:55
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goddamnit cash crab why don't you have a mod icon and why isn't it a blue trashcan
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May 20, 2016 08:01
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https://twitter.com/miffedtweeter/status/733645297038024705
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May 20, 2016 16:15
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We see a lot of baby raccoons, and even more big fat grown up raccoons, so have a playful adolescent raccoon today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIDjgCXtsiY
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May 20, 2016 16:25
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Alaois posted:goddamnit cash crab why don't you have a mod icon and why isn't it a blue trashcan I have like, partial mod powers. I'm like a baby mod. *writing in notebook* No... pretzels... Check. Good to know.
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May 21, 2016 02:14
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The hero that America needs. Also while searching for raccoon hero I found this: 
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May 21, 2016 02:29
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I noticed some enterprising raccoons have opened a brewery up the street from me:
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May 21, 2016 04:03
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Alaois posted:goddamnit cash crab why don't you have a mod icon and why isn't it a blue trashcan Or at least a little black trash can. That would be adorable.
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May 21, 2016 04:11
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https://i.imgur.com/oZn7bGi.gifv
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May 21, 2016 07:22
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"But I wanna pet the kitty!  "
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May 21, 2016 20:37
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ok so I read that raccoons have fairly poor eyesight? but they have very sensitive paws and their sensory cortex is like 2/3 used up on touch so that would explain why they tend to grope at stuff while staring ahead instead of looking at it or sniffing it.
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May 21, 2016 21:58
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May 22, 2016 18:26
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do raccoons have that same thing as bears do where they have no sensation of being full so they are just always hungry and always eating thats why they get fat
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May 23, 2016 02:23
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Sludge Tank posted:do raccoons have that same thing as bears do where they have no sensation of being full so they are just always hungry and always eating thats why they get fat I think pretty much all animals are opportunistic eaters. They have no certainty of getting food tomorrow, so better eat now that food is available.
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May 23, 2016 11:57
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Yep. Raccoons actually become very picky when they have a lot of food available and develop specific personal tastes. PS: Example:  A friend of mine just lost several basil plants, thanks to raccoons.  She's gonna be so happy when they come back with a nice pizza!
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May 23, 2016 15:30
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I made you a pizza but I eated it 
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May 23, 2016 15:59
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Wheany posted:I made you a pizza but I eated it awww I can't be mad at that face!
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May 23, 2016 16:22
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I love when they sit!! They look so doofy. 
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May 23, 2016 20:08
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Wheany posted:I made you a pizza but I eated it He knows he did bad. 
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