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esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




I think the secret to Jaha is he's never been all that nice. I mean the space madness doesn't help, but still.

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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

esperterra posted:

I think the secret to Jaha is he's never been all that nice. I mean the space madness doesn't help, but still.

The only "good act" Jaha ever did, was not allowing Kane to float Abby. He's been an rear end in a top hat at every other turn.
Even that charitable act was more a question of him returning the favor since she had just saved his life.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


He was the one who came up with the idea to crash the Ark, right? If so, that's one Good Thing that Jaha did.

Aside from that, he's got nothing.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
His epic journey was pretty dope.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Jaha saved that imaginary baby :colbert:

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Jaha is a loving national treasure. His ark... heh... from space despot to brave new world Pol Pot has been magical.

Between the Jahate and everyone making GBS threads on Pike, I'm beginning to think goons have an issue with black men in a position of authority.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Let's make a list

I'll start,

He survived getting shot
Survived getting blown up
Survived space station blowing up
Survived acid trip space walk
Survived re-entry
Survived epic sunstroke
Survived the grounders

All that was before he even got to share a beer with Kane.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
Jaha just wants to make everyone happier. Jaha's a hero

Chuf
Jun 28, 2011

I had that weird dream again.
That's what makes him so evil and so dangerous. He's convinced he's the main character in a messiah myth.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
In the end they'll try to remove the Alie chip from Jaha... and discover he was never chipped to begin with! (spooky)

Spergatory
Oct 28, 2012
I think Jaha is actually (finally) dead. Bellamy finished what he started and shot his crazy rear end. See guys? His penchant for murder isn't so bad, he just needs someone to help him direct it at the right people. :black101:

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




steinrokkan posted:

In the end they'll try to remove the Alie chip from Jaha... and discover he was never chipped to begin with! (spooky)

He did feel pain when Bellamy shot him. Jaha's chipped, obviously, or he wouldn't see or talk to ALIE but I've never felt like she has ever been in control of him.

I mean it could easily be a continuity error, but Jaha's been advising and guiding ALIE from the start. If it wasn't for him she would still be asking people nicely to take the chip, I doubt she'd be any sort of intimidating villain at all.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Rocksicles posted:

Let's make a list

I'll start,

He survived getting shot
Survived getting blown up
Survived space station blowing up
Survived acid trip space walk
Survived re-entry
Survived epic sunstroke
Survived the grounders

All that was before he even got to share a beer with Kane.

I always cite Murphy as being the show's big whipping boy, but Jaha really gives him a run for his money. This show is probably best described as one that relishes in putting all of its characters through the loving ringer.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

esperterra posted:

He did feel pain when Bellamy shot him. Jaha's chipped, obviously, or he wouldn't see or talk to ALIE but I've never felt like she has ever been in control of him.
I was joking about Jaha being a sociopath by natural persuasion, for Christ's sake...

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

FELD1 posted:

I always cite Murphy as being the show's big whipping boy, but Jaha really gives him a run for his money. This show is probably best described as one that relishes in putting all of its characters through the loving ringer.

Murphy's been hanged and poo poo but he also got turned into a sex slave so...

gonger
Apr 25, 2006

Quiet! You vegetable!

FELD1 posted:

I always cite Murphy as being the show's big whipping boy, but Jaha really gives him a run for his money. This show is probably best described as one that relishes in putting all of its characters through the loving ringer.

At this point, I think all of the major characters have had a significant other killed.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Clarke's mom gunna die tonight.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Virigoth posted:

Clarke's mom gunna die tonight.

I hope they hold off on killing her til next year, if only because last episode would have been the perfect death and anything else too soon would be just a shame.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

Oh god why does it burn?!
So who was it that placed bets on Genghis Clarke taking ALIE 2.0 and going into the City of Light to commit digital genocide personally?

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Zebulon posted:

So who was it that placed bets on Genghis Clarke taking ALIE 2.0 and going into the City of Light to commit digital genocide personally?

I know king fu. Someone filled their bingo board.

Disharmony
Dec 29, 2000

Like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the ground

Begging for a rifle to come and put them down
Octavia sharpening her sword for Pike's head.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

Oh god why does it burn?!

Disharmony posted:

Octavia sharpening her sword for Pike's head.

Just his leg, apparently.

Disharmony
Dec 29, 2000

Like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the ground

Begging for a rifle to come and put them down
poo poo, this tranfusion poo poo isn't going to pan out.

Disharmony
Dec 29, 2000

Like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the ground

Begging for a rifle to come and put them down
Knight in shining armor, baby.

Spergatory
Oct 28, 2012
I knew it was going to happen and I'm still smiling like an idiot. :neckbeard:

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
Lexa's entrance wasn't just bad-rear end because of the double swords, but she's in full Commander regalia too. Simply awesome.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

Oh god why does it burn?!
That's just plain uncouth.

Disharmony
Dec 29, 2000

Like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the ground

Begging for a rifle to come and put them down
"Commander, I'm glade you made it".

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

Oh god why does it burn?!
Bets on ALIE having learned how to lie?

Disharmony
Dec 29, 2000

Like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the ground

Begging for a rifle to come and put them down
Oh poo poo, the final sadistic choice.

Disharmony
Dec 29, 2000

Like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the ground

Begging for a rifle to come and put them down
I swear if the update finishes because she took too long to decide, I'll be pissed.

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

Oh god why does it burn?!
Do it Clarke. Fulfill your destiny. Murder them TWICE.

Aaaahahaha. "Sorry I stabbed you." "Sorry I shot you." "...I didn't feel it."

And rip Pike. Sharpened that sword for leg, then heart. Still not his head.

Zebulon fucked around with this message at 02:59 on May 20, 2016

Disharmony
Dec 29, 2000

Like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the ground

Begging for a rifle to come and put them down
Your fight is over, Pike.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



That ice cream jasper had looked delicious.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I didn't watch, what happened?

Spergatory
Oct 28, 2012
So, was anyone else like 90% sure that last scene of Jasper walking away was going to end with him loving shooting himself? :suicide101:

Zebulon
Aug 20, 2005

Oh god why does it burn?!

Spergatory posted:

So, was anyone else like 90% sure that last scene of Jasper walking away was going to end with him loving shooting himself? :suicide101:

Much like O'Brien and Fitz, Jasper Must Suffer.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Octavia you are the worst. How could you leave without killing your shitheel brother too?

So in 6 months everyone will be dead from leaking nuclear power plants. Not that they would be any better in the city of light. :rip: humanity

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


There was a disturbing lack of death in this finale

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Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Crusty Nutsack posted:

There was a disturbing lack of death in this finale

But a whole fuckton of PTSD. Poor Kane.

And what are they going to do with Jaha? What happens to Moses when the burning bush just...disappears?

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