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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




ACES CURE PLANES posted:

You know, when I bugged LITERALLY A BIRD to maybe have Anti Food Porn put back into the thread title, I didn't think it'd end with something this magnificent. :swoon:

LITERALLY A BIRD is such an awesome and chill mod.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


RareAcumen posted:

LITERALLY A BIRD is such an awesome and chill mod.

Eh she's alright, I've seen better.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

TontoCorazon posted:

Eh she's alright, I've seen better.

She's no cash crab.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Gridlocked posted:

She's no cash crab.

Well duh! Maybe that's because she's literally a Bird and not a Raccoon!
Sheesh, next you'll be mistaking prawns for small pastries, smdh.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

TontoCorazon posted:

Eh she's alright, I've seen better.

I unironically miss eggplant wizard and the latin derails

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Gridlocked posted:

She's no cash crab.

Cash Crab's not a mod though. Right?

Anyway, the title isn't just for show people! Stupid food trends are fair game here too!













Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Does that shoe full of poppers just say "jaleo" on it? Somehow that's more frustrating than it being a shoe full of food.



Mmm deep fried... Koolaid

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

RareAcumen posted:

Cash Crab's not a mod though. Right?

She's an IK for PYF, so I assume she can issue 6 hour probations and request longer ones or bans here much like I can in Take a Hike.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

VoidBurger posted:

Found this while looking up something new to make for dinner.

The rest of the user photos are really sad/gross too.

The time Anthony Bourdain and David Choe went to sizzler included a variation of these in the form of a meatball taco:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylKr3KQVyp8

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Is that officially the heartburn emoji?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

The paper plate is nicely white balanced, so the rest really is that yellow and sad-looking. Bae doesn't even get salt for his eggs.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Sodium is death bro *eats a plate of cat vomit*

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

The 1/8th teaspoon of black pepper is the most endearing part of this surefire bingo winner.

"Well, we don't want this to be bland, now do we?"

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Thank you guys for saying nice things :)

In return have some frighteningly undercooked chicken.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Thank you guys for saying nice things :)

In return have some frighteningly undercooked chicken.



Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

That is not a $20 level bet

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Pepperoni, singular.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Some Pizza, Center Pepperoni is the much less interesting/funny None Pizza, Left Beef.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Ah balls the alien's eggs are hatching

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Are those tempura pickles???

......would

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


As someone planning a wedding that is turning out to be uncharacteristically hip, I got a laugh out of this:


Signature Wedding Cocktail Provides Guests With Another Thing To Quietly Make Fun Of

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Scathach posted:

Does that shoe full of poppers just say "jaleo" on it? Somehow that's more frustrating than it being a shoe full of food.

Jaleo is a smallish chain of tapas restaurants.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
To celebrate the thread merge I have returned. And as such, I will be doing a trip report of this abomination tonight. Consider it the sequel to the PB burger.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Well since you're doing it, we need to have Gotta Stay Fai do a homemade version of it too, keep the rivalry going.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

bunnyofdoom posted:

To celebrate the thread merge I have returned. And as such, I will be doing a trip report of this abomination tonight. Consider it the sequel to the PB burger.



The gently caress

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

AnonSpore posted:

The gently caress

i know it's a really hard concept to wrap your head around man

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Going in the opposite direction, Epcot's Flower & Garden Festival for the past few years has had "frushi".




This is the 2014 version. Fresh pineapple, strawberries and melon, rolled with coconut rice, topped with raspberry sauce, sprinkled with toasted coconut and served with whipped cream on the side. They taste not unlike a Fruit Roll-Up.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Frushi sounds delicious.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

my cat is norris posted:

Frushi sounds delicious.

It was, but the texture and food pairing combination of rice, fruit, and seaweed can lead to some initial confusion. It really does taste like a Fruit Roll-Up or Fruit by the Foot made by a gourmand, though.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



"Make everything into sushi" is definitely a dumb food fad, but I kind of like some of the more unique ideas, like that fruit one.

Speaking of...

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

Sushi burritos are, for my money, the worst things Americans have done with sushi.



would again

Reading back through the old thread turned something up just in time.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

What is the wrap on that sushi burrito? It doesn't look like nori to me, it almost looks like a piece of skin.

My ideal on-the-go sushi would just be a single extra-long maki roll inside of a paper tube, that you eat like a push-pop.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Brawnfire posted:

What is the wrap on that sushi burrito? It doesn't look like nori to me, it almost looks like a piece of skin.

My ideal on-the-go sushi would just be a single extra-long maki roll inside of a paper tube, that you eat like a push-pop.

Rice paper is my guess.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Looks like rice paper, like it's a giant spring roll that got confused.

Also, man, I totally forgot about the Great Carbonara Meltdown of 2015. :allears:

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

chitoryu12 posted:

Going in the opposite direction, Epcot's Flower & Garden Festival for the past few years has had "frushi".




This is the 2014 version. Fresh pineapple, strawberries and melon, rolled with coconut rice, topped with raspberry sauce, sprinkled with toasted coconut and served with whipped cream on the side. They taste not unlike a Fruit Roll-Up.

I got excited when I thought this was some kind of extra-fancy Spam Musubi when I glanced at the picture, but then I clicked to zoom and read the text and stayed excited.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Looks like rice paper, like it's a giant spring roll that got confused.

Also, man, I totally forgot about the Great Carbonara Meltdown of 2015. :allears:

Remember how according to his rules it's not carbonara if it's made exactly as he specifies but you commit the grave sin of slicing the guanciale instead of dicing it

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Ugh. Reread the thread and found the thread meltdown over my famous bowl. Which I admit with hindsight I may have written better

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

AnonSpore posted:

Remember how according to his rules it's not carbonara if it's made exactly as he specifies but you commit the grave sin of slicing the guanciale instead of dicing it

Well, yeah. If it ain't done right, you may as well be calling any piece of pastry a shrimp.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

That is not an 8" pepperoni

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HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Pepperoni, singular.

Pepperonus

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